Comments on: Was that splooge on Joe Blanton’s hat?

By: How do you spell retard?

How do you spell retard? — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:14:43 +0000

I haven’t see that much MLB splooge left on a hat since I retrieved my sombrero from Alyssa Milano’s pussy.

By: vendor71

vendor71 — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:49:30 +0000

Of course it’s not splooge. It’s the dirt from his balls. The man said so himself.

Joe “Dirty Balls” Blanton. Has a nice ring to it…

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:43:27 +0000

I believe the event you are speaking of will take place on Wednesday on Broad Street… that is of course if everything goes as planned tonight and “the umps gift us another win”…

By: padraig flatusyahu

padraig flatusyahu — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:42:03 +0000

also looking for information about the event, which follows a championship, and rhymes with “charade”

By: padraig flatusyahu

padraig flatusyahu — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:41:27 +0000

you know how i know you’re gay………

By: The Phunyun

The Phunyun — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:11:06 +0000

Between Matt Stairs talking about getting “ass hammered,” Jimmy Rollins with a glove up his rectum and Joe “I rub my balls up with whatever I rub them up with” Blanton … BEST. POST SEASON. EVAR!!1!

By: 48th Street

48th Street — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:52:49 +0000

Gas station is closed!

By: Andrew

Andrew — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:50:47 +0000

Honestly…I hate to say the “P” word…but if there were to be a “gathering” on Broad Street, does anyone know when that may occur??

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:48:02 +0000

Enjoy your butthurt Eric…

Also, what’s that thing they do in the bullpen like every single day? Oh that’s right, they pitch.

By: beef

beef — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:46:26 +0000

its sweat rings like the rings on a tree. he obviously has been using the same hat since he came to the club

and yes, they put decals on thier old hats. Even charlie said in postgame he has been wearing the same hat all year