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Sep
29
2009
The Most Animated Balk Call In The History Of Baseball
Posted by meech.one at 4:07 pm ET 73 Comments

During last night’s laugher of a home game, one of the few bright spots came when Shane Victorino scored from 3rd on a Yorman Bazardo balk in the bottom of the sixth to bring the Fightins back to within a run.  As soon as it happened, Shane pointed at the pitcher as to say, “hefuckingbalkednoquestionsasked.”  Then, that Bazardo fella looked confused as to why he was called for the balk, so homeplate umpire Tim Tschida did a demonstration that combined a little bit of Leslie Nielsen from Naked Gun with some sort of two-step.  I think.

Have a looksee:

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73 Comments on “The Most Animated Balk Call In The History Of Baseball”

  1. BigMiles Says:

    OH MY! What a goofy dance that was, huh?

    /Sarge&Wheeler’d

  2. thomas Says:

    lmao

  3. Gonzo Says:

    Not a balk. Sorry Sarge. He lifted his right foot backwards off the mound first.

    When is Tug gonna make a GIF of the Tischida Dance?

  4. MaxL Says:

    This was the cherry on my shit sundae last night.

  5. fuck the mets Says:

    fuck the hustle, I’m doin the balk from now on

  6. MoyerIsMyHero Says:

    Looks like some Tae Chi thing going on there with the arm sweep.

  7. Lynniemac Says:

    If Tug makes a .gif of the Tschida Dance, it will make me sad. Because you cannot put a .gif on a t-shirt.

  8. Phylan Says:

    Clearly a balk, he stepped towards home plate and then towards third

  9. Phylan Says:

    Oh I see what you mean. If I recall though it’s clearer from the side angle that his right foot going backwards isn’t the first thing that happens.

  10. Phylan Says:

    P.S. Chooch is back tonight

  11. Gonzo Says:

    Phylan, I see his right foot moving first. Did they even show a side angle? The broadcasts have been awful this month.

  12. Phylan Says:

    I swear to god I saw an angle from behind Victorino but then again maybe I had already started drinking with the recognition that Bazardo was going to shut the lineup down

  13. D. Whitmore Says:

    without a side angle, i would be furious with that balk call too. from this angle his right foot steps back off the rubber first. after that point he could do a kung-fu kick towards home if he wanted. odd movement? yes. balk from this angle? not a chance. but whatever. fuck the astros

  14. Gonzo Says:

    According to Tschida, he DID do a kung-fu kick.

  15. Gabrielle Says:

    @MaxL: shit sundae, is that the new ben&jerry flavor? i’ll have to look for it right next to turkey hill’s graham slam…

  16. begbie Says:

    yes, anyone at last night’s game could see that it was more than just Dollar Dog night. PHils phans were served shit sundaes, too.

  17. Gonzo Says:

    I’ve watched this about 50 times and I get a kick out of it every time.

  18. Jdashdog Says:

    Shit sundae? Like from 2 Girls 1 Cup?

  19. Sarge Says:

    Oh my! That umpire will do a DANCE, then LET YOU SCORE.

  20. SJ Says:

    Enrico Pallazzo?

  21. njpanick Says:

    I can’t be sure, but that may have been Soulja Boy behind home plate. Superman that hoooooooooooe

  22. Lynniemac Says:

    I just watched it about 7 more times. I think I may love Tim Tschida just the tiniest, little bit now. That was 27 kinds of awesome.

  23. Gabrielle Says:

    oh yeh and….hahahahahahaha my fave part is the slow mo…

  24. Gonzo Says:

    Anyone see the commercials before the 3rd inning started? It was in slo mo and Pedro was talking in the background. There was a shot of a fan in a Birdland Tshirt.

  25. will.H Says:

    lu kang wiins

  26. Bobby Payne Says:

    does happy pete get a t-shirt now, you fucks?

  27. Gonzo Says:

    Boom goes the dynamite.

    /Feliz’d

  28. RicoBrogna Says:

    LMFAO! I love it! We will be seeing this dance at weddings in the near future! Classic!

  29. bigmyc Says:

    Whoa, Madson. Easy big feller.

    Hang in there. You can do it.

  30. bigmyc Says:

    Now THAT was close to superb. Nice work, Mad dog.

  31. WildThng88™ Says:

    Why no game recap yet?

  32. WildThng88 Says:

    you fucker

  33. Phylan Says:

    Thank fucking god

  34. WildThng88™ Says:

    Kevin Millwood.

  35. will.H Says:

    wildthing the game recap is the highway. you have to lay down to see it

  36. Gonzo Says:

    Magic Number is ONE. WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

  37. Dave Says:

    Magic Number=1…Can you feel it?

  38. BigMiles Says:

    YEAH thats right Gonzo…Braves can tomahawk my cock (and balls). Let’s go baby!

  39. will.H Says:

    i was hoping moyer would come out of the pen for the clincher and make his annual appearence

  40. Gonzo Says:

    Miles, I truly believed that the Marlins would lose just to fuck us up. I guess I was wrong.

    By the way, you may want to reword that.

  41. JFE Says:

    I feel like there is no reason why Cholly should not name Ryan Madson as his closer for the postseason. Your thoughts.

  42. Gonzo Says:

    JFE, this topic has been done a thousand times over the past month. THere seems to be no consensus.

  43. maria Says:

    I know everyone’s going to want to kill me but, I want Brad Lidge to be the closer. It’s really just a feeling and I can’t explain it. I’m going to go hide under a rock now.

  44. BigMiles Says:

    No Gonzo, I’m fine with it. I meant every word I said.

    In honor of the Braves being big tomahawk wielding vaginas, I’m going to drink 20 Natty Lights in honor of how many fans they had in Atlanta tonight.

  45. astcter Says:

    HEY LOOK! IT’S ENRICO PALLAZZO

  46. JFE Says:

    @Gonzo…perhaps, however, the new information coming in suggests to me that Madson should be the closer. I also think that the longer Manuel delays naming a closer, the shorter amount of time Madson can get used to it.

    And Maria, you can have your opinion. I just think you’re wrong.

  47. Phylan Says:

    @maria, don’t be ashamed, Dodgers fans are allowed to post here too

  48. Gonzo Says:

    Perhaps Maria was saying “I want Brad Lidge to be good enough to be the closer”. I feel that way as well.

  49. maria Says:

    I expected this.

    To say that after two solid games, Ryan Madson is the sure-fire closer is as crazy as me saying Brad Lidge should the closer in the postseason. Everyone in that bullpen has been incosistent and shaky in the 9th. One game doesn’t make a closer. There really is no right answer and it’s much easier as a fan to criticize Charlie’s decisions then to make them. I’m not really confident in either one so at this point, it’s a coin flip.

  50. maria Says:

    @Gonzo, I wish he was half as good as he was last year. I just hope we clinch tomorrow night and then maybe Charlie can allow Brad Lidge to pitch in the rest of the games of the season.

  51. Phylan Says:

    @maria, Madson hasn’t had “two solid games,” he’s been the best reliever in the bullpen all year. Lidge’s 2008 was not the norm for his career. I loved it, but recall he had just come off of two pretty bad seasons, and his “saves” past about July were full of baserunners and stress. Having a 48/48 closer has demented a fair chunk of the Phillies fan base to be obsessed with the save. Lidge will not return to form. I think you’ll get your wish though; Charlie will continue to try and run him out there, thinking that mere time off will correct his obvious mechanical and location problems, and it will cost the Phillies the chance to go deep in the playoffs.

  52. Phylan Says:

    I mean, think about it, Manuel has given Lidge some time off and tried to return him to the closer role several times this season, and when has it worked?

  53. maria Says:

    He’s been streaky but so has Madson. It’s hard to say that you have confidence in either one.

  54. Phylan Says:

    I have full confidence in Madson and I have no difficulty saying it. Madson hasn’t been streaky, he’s been reliable. You’re focusing on save outcomes and ignoring just how effective he has been in a pretty weak bullpen. Then again, we already did this last week and got nowhere.

  55. Gonzo Says:

    Maria is right. Madson has been been very streaky. How quickly we forget that the tying run came to the plate tonight with one out and a 3 run lead.

  56. Phylan Says:

    I didn’t forget. The Phillies win probability was still around 80% at that point, and the second runner got on on the graces of a bleeder through an infield that was shifted way to far to pull for Berkman.

  57. Phylan Says:

    And I guess if you go by saves Madson has been “streaky,” but I don’t go by saves, because it ignores so much of what a pitcher actually does, good and bad. And Lidge, for his part, hasn’t been streaky, he’s been goddamned bad, all year long.

  58. Gonzo Says:

    Phylan, you dismiss bleeders as if they were errors and not his fault. Bottom line, I am not sold on Madson.

  59. Phylan Says:

    Well, they aren’t his fault. Besides inducing ground balls vs. line drives or flyballs, a pitcher doesn’t control what happens to a ball after the batter puts it into play, with the exception of home runs. That’s why BABIP is so important in considering a pitcher’s stats. This isn’t a new notion either.

  60. Phylan Says:

    I can’t express how hysterical it is to me that people still talk about Lidge and Madson as if they’re anywhere near on the same playing field at this point.

  61. Gonzo Says:

    If he throws a fat pitch and it gets crushed to the upper deck, it’s not his fault? I understand the theory, I just don’t entirely agree with it.

  62. Phylan Says:

    “with the exception of home runs”

  63. BigMiles Says:

    Phylan, I think the argument is just that many of us aren’t confident in Madson either. I’m in that camp. But obviously, blatantly, he is a far superior option to LOL. That doesn’t take away from the fact that I will be sweating like Tyler Walker if he comes into a one run game in the playoffs.

  64. Gonzo Says:

    It would be silly for me to say Lidge is even close to as good as Madson. But Madson hasn’t been some lockdown pitcher this year. 77 games pitched: only 23 appearances with no base runners (18 before the AS Break). Since the break, 23 games pitched and gave up runs in 9 of them.

  65. Phylan Says:

    74 1/3 IP, 3.27 ERA, 3.30 FIP, 8.96 K/9, 2.54 BB/9, .85 HR/9, sorry but that’s all I need to know. You’re all entitled to your opinion of course but I think Phils fans are drastically underrating Madson this year because of a few blown saves and I think it’s a damned shame. He has my complete confidence.

  66. scrapple joe Says:

    i want an animated gif now

  67. al Says:

    he was doing the dance to Thriller, 2009 version.

  68. Glenn Says:

    Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting…..their fists were fast as lightning…..

  69. bigmyc Says:

    Madson put two men on..as usual it seems, but what I noticed was his mound presence. He seemed OK with it and went back to throwing his best stuff. The confidence was there…that’s key.

  70. Tim F. Says:

    Hey….it’s Enrico Polazzo!

  71. Mark Says:

    Okay so I’m currently in my dorm and my roommate is asleep. i watch this video and i almost pass out trying not to laugh so damn hard at this video. I feel so fortunate that sites like this are here so i can get the crucial highlights while im away at college. One more look…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA im fucked

  72. Craig Says:

    NO BALK. I do however think we have a new member of the “so you think you can dance out takes” A balk must be an act to deceive the runner. By stepping back and off the pitchers plate first, he has not balked the runner. But I think the UMPIRE balked him home for sure.

  73. Desmond Says:

    It’s Enrico Palazzo!

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