Guess who’s two games back in the loss column to the Phillies? THE METS! Guess which team just lost their slugging first baseman for at least two months? THE METS! Guess which team’s new state-of-the-art stadium is now suspected of carrying the swine flu? THE METS!
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As if Monday night’s mistake-filled 3-2 loss to the Dodgers wasn’t bad enough, officials in upstate Sullivan County said yesterday that the Mets may be linked to the swine flu outbreak.
A resident of Liberty became ill last Wednesday, three days after attending a Mets game at Citi Field on Mother’s Day, said Sullivan County manager David Fanslau. The unidentified victim became the county’s first confirmed victim of the H1N1 virus Monday afternoon, he said.
Because the woman’s trip to the game was her only known foray out of Sullivan County lately, Fanslau said, local officials suspect there may be a link. “Obviously, we don’t know for a fact, but it’s the first case we have in Sullivan County and we talked to her and the only travel she made was to New York City for the Mets game,” Fanslau said.
In all seriousness folks, swine flu is nothing to joke about. It is an extremely deadly strand of the flu and the ramifications of catching this awful virus can resu- – HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH The Mets have swine flu!
Upstate officials link Mets to swine flu case | Newsday
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May 20th, 2009 at 9:40 am
I usually am on board with you guys and your humor but the Swine Flu is one of the deadliest………..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Stupid Mutts!!!!!!!
May 20th, 2009 at 9:46 am
Another reason to hate the metrosexuals. Disease carrying asshats.
Way to spread the pork-based man-love. Douches
May 20th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Nothing is ever too soon for The Fightins. Perhaps the swine flu caused the Mets to blow another lead last night, and thus the game?
May 20th, 2009 at 10:31 am
stay the fuck outta philly mets fans we dont need that shit
May 20th, 2009 at 10:50 am
haha, the mets have the pig clap
May 20th, 2009 at 11:52 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
May 20th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
The pig aside is lovely.
May 20th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Symptoms now include choking.
May 20th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
They make it too easy… Homosexual poses with one another, fans getting their arms stuck in toilets, lame dugout dances, swine flu, choking a huge division lead, excessive errors, etc. Will the hilarity ever end with these guys?
May 20th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
For the sake of my blog, Gaze, I sure hope not.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
wow, that’s really funny considering when i was at the met’s second game here..it was on a saturday i forget the date… i was in left field and a “mets have swine flu…clap clap clapclapclap” chant started.. coincidence?
May 21st, 2009 at 10:25 am
1-2-3, A-B-C Blackout.