Okay, let’s come to the realization that there isn’t much baseball news out there this time of year. And if, per chance, there is something to report — the news ranges from “Your team might be interested in signing a decrepit Nomar Garciaparra” (snoozers) to “A parrot does a dead-on impression of Harry Kalas” (quite amusing, and coming later). Plus, we here at The Fightins update our blog at a more frequent rate than the blogs of both Philly.com beat writers combined, so pardon us if we choose to gloat for a second about another Philadelphia team that happens to be doing particularly well.

That being said…

Fuckin’ EAGLES, man.

How great was it to watch Eli Manning do his best Jake Delhomme imitation while the Eagles repeatedly wasted clock and stuffed the Giants “unstoppable” run game? It was beautiful, right? At one point in the fourth quarter I even caught myself singing along to State Farm’s usually-annoying “Feelin’ Kinda Sunday” commercial. It was most definitely a happy-go-funday.

Now here are my favorite parts of the game (minus the McNabb completion to Avant on the 3rd & 15 early in the 3rd quarter) brought to you by other websites…

• The second most famous D-Mac in Philadelphia, he of Philly Will Do fame, came through with a couple clutch screen grabs and video snippets. Here’s one Giants caught by the FOX cameras cheering just as hard as his team played. I’m sure he’ll awake from his slumber next training camp as annoying as ever. [Philadelphia Will Do]

• Here’s McQuade’s other contribution: late in the 4th quarter when us Eagles fans wanted to see how the Giants were gonna fuck up their last drive of the season, the Philadelphia feed of the game inexplicably cut to a grinning John Bolaris talking about the weather. This problem better be corrected by next week. Seriously FOX, don’t let it happen again. [Philadelphia Will Do]

• The one-stop shop for all of your other Eagles celebratory news is, of course, The 700 Level. Here’s McNabb’s sideline phone call, and Brandon Jacobs prediction of the Eagles going on to win the Super Bowl. And keep going there throughout the day, I’m sure they’ll have more [The 700 Level]

For more, including the most luscious pair of breasts around, you’re gonna have to brave the jump…

• If you ended your night yesterday by watching the Golden Globes, shame on you. But at least you got a first-look at these. [WWTDD]

• Speaking of gigantic boobs the Golden Globes, look what former Giants running back was relegated to red carpet duty at the awards show. And you have to admire these excellent interviewing skills — watch as he asks Steve Carell to “do something wacky!” That’s right up there with TBL’s legendary “tell us something interesting…” As Artie Lange said this morning, “He left the NFL to become fucking Melissa Rivers!? You piece of shit.” [NBC.com]

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