Every year around this time, a couple dozen softball-playing, Phillies-loving females who have already gone through tryouts and a round of cuts vie for a spot on the on the highly contested roster that makes up the Philadelphia Phillies ballgirls. Normally, the public has nothing to do with who does or doesn’t make the squad, but this year, the Phillies are allowing the us, the fans, to vote between five qualified young ladies for the final roster spot. And because we here at The Fightins follow our beloved ballgirls so closely, I felt it was my duty as a blog proprietor to throw my support behind one of these potential candidates and ensure that she makes the team.
Thankfully, Phillies.com threw up some tryout videos, along with the pictures of said women, to help make it easier to reach a final decision. So last night, I moseyed on over to the ballot page with the hopes that one of these ladies would stand out amongst the pack and leave us with a clear-cut favorite to endorse.
After a painstakingly long process, I have finally made my decision.
And the female that I feel would best represent the Phillies as a 2010 ballgirl IS…
Amandah:
Nice, right?
Well fellas (and ladies), not only is Amandah easy on the eyes, but she’s also highly qualified for the position. (Check out her tryout video HERE) She’s an avid Phillies fan (a prerequisite for the job, I imagine), she’s a dedicated runner, and serves as an ambassador or something for the Nike+ Human Race campaign that motivates people to run (which is a skill needed when you are running a reliever’s jacket from the bullpen to the dugout), she’s currently working on her bachelor’s degree in Elementary Education at Temple University (Amandah lubs the kids!), she’s heavily involved in something called PhilaPets (she’ll get along great with Jen Utley!), and did I mention she’s quite attractive?
Truth be told, Amandah was the first contestant on the Phillies little vote page and between my admiration for the girl and sheer laziness to look at the other possible ballgirls, I made my decision about 10 seconds into her video. But seriously, how much more qualified could those other broads be compared to Amandah? I doubt it’s even possible.
So do yourself a favor and go to the Ballgirl Balloting page on Phillies.com IMMEDIATELY and cast your vote for our little hometown girl Amandah to become the final roster spot getter on the 2010 Phillies ballgirls team. And who knows? Perhaps Amandah will be so gracious of our work that she could even give The Fightins some exclusive insight into life as a ballgirl as the season goes on.
Vote early. Vote often. Polls close next Monday, December 7th.
After the jump, and as a reward for casting your vote for her, there are a couple more pics of Amandah from her Nike marathon gig. And remember — it’s not stalking if you seek out various photos of attractive women that you don’t know as long as you are writing an article about them. Us journalists call that “research”.
Thank you.
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December 1st, 2009 at 2:09 pm
I like! Especially the pigtail picture. VOTED
December 1st, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Guys, I’ve hung out with Amandah a bunch of times and she is AWESOME, keep on voting for her!
December 1st, 2009 at 2:26 pm
great eye candy!
December 1st, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Nothing would make me happier then to punch that smile as hard as I humanly can! and then i looked at the other contestants… eeek
December 1st, 2009 at 2:27 pm
hate the spelling of amandah, or as mike dexter would say “you are the one, amanDUH, that should be embarrassed!” maybe she can date domonic brown.
having said that, she is the most attractive of the bunch. whats a guy to do?
December 1st, 2009 at 2:30 pm
This one really is a no brainer. She should destroy this field. Best looking, eminently qualified, and Temple. It’s a triple crown for ballgirls.
December 1st, 2009 at 2:40 pm
I’d tap it!
December 1st, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Also, her clothes look great on my floor.
December 1st, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Are you serious? She looks like any other broad. Nothing special to see here. But I would love to touch the hiney just to say I touched a ballgirls hiney.
December 1st, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Guys, she also plays a great rusty trombone! Vote on!
December 1st, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Where did you stalker all those other pics from, Meech? She looks like like Pam Anderson in her Philapets profile pic.
December 1st, 2009 at 2:52 pm
No news of the Brian Schneider signing yet?..surprising.
December 1st, 2009 at 2:52 pm
I told you, IT’S RESEARCH!!!
December 1st, 2009 at 3:00 pm
“hate the spelling of amandah, or as mike dexter would say “you are the one, amanDUH, that should be embarrassed!” maybe she can date domonic brown.”
dammit, you beat me to it PN. the extra “h” is useless and pretentious. i understand that she didn’t name herself. but she can take that issue up with her folks when i vote for someone else.
December 1st, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Oh snap! My erection was blocking that paragraph
December 1st, 2009 at 3:00 pm
She’s on the twitter- @PandahAmandah
December 1st, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Please vote for my girlfriend Amandah. pretty awful comments though…. we do find websites as easily as you guys do.
December 1st, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Way to guilt her into a Life of a Ballgirl exclusive if she wins.
December 1st, 2009 at 3:07 pm
so, she really is dating mike dexter?
December 1st, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Get a job, Mike.
December 1st, 2009 at 3:20 pm
It was October, freshman year. First time in history that I’d ever missed the bus. If I had arrived on time, I never would’ve seen her. But as it was, I was the first person at Huntington Hills High to set eyes on Amandah Pandah. It was her first day at school. Then, I’m sitting in class enjoying a late breakfast when out of all the classrooms in the entire school, she walks into mine. And where does the teacher sit her? Right next to me! Now, up until now, one could write this off to coincidence. But then she reaches in her bag and pulls out a strawberry Pop-Tart – the very same breakfast pastry I was consuming at that moment! What was I to do? How was I to proceed?
December 1st, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Guys, she can also deepthroat a fungo….Please Vote for her!!!
December 1st, 2009 at 3:46 pm
A fine choice. My vote is in.
December 1st, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Temple for the win.
December 1st, 2009 at 4:00 pm
My vote is for Carla
December 1st, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Hey this is my neice, and SHE spelled her name that way because there were so many Amanda’s in her class with the same spelling. However, that shouldn’t have ANYTHING to do with her getting this position! Amandah is VERY qualified, not only is she beautiful, she IS very smart. Anyone who has a bad or negative comment about her is plain jealous. Why do people have to take an innocent voting and make discusting snide remarks, GET A LIFE GUYS! I along with my family and friends are extremely PROUD of Amandah, not just for being in the running for the Phillies BallGirl, but for accomplishing soooo many things, AND going to college. Did I mention she has one hell of a boyfriend? He is a stand by his women man, hard to find them these days. GO GET THIS POSITION YOU SO WELL DESERVE AMANDAH!!! Anyone that may have a comment for me, I’d be more than happy to read them. My name is Laurie Ann Hawkins
December 1st, 2009 at 4:04 pm
what the fuck is up with the Nova chic wearing a generic ‘STATE’ shirt? Amanduh.
December 1st, 2009 at 4:04 pm
I voted for her yesterday. At first I was dismayed by the first name. But, perhaps it’s some Holy Testament spelling or something. The fact that she is going to my alma-mater was a plus. Although, so is some other girl on there named “Kami”. But Kami is more of a weird name than Amandah. Plus Amandah does have the looks. The fact that she does all this Nike stuff is nice. The fact that these picture show her not making a duck face seals the vote.
December 1st, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Hey Laurie, you go girl! You go! You tell them men to talk to tha hand because yo face just don’t understand!
You’re sassy! I like it.
December 1st, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Wait a minute? If this broad is going to be the last ballgirl then what was I brought into Philly for?
December 1st, 2009 at 4:22 pm
She better not take any of my playing time!
-Sam from Mt. Ephraim
December 1st, 2009 at 4:27 pm
She was great in the sack and even responded well when I climaxed and said “THAT’S WINNING THE GAMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!”
December 1st, 2009 at 4:29 pm
There ARNONE better than you Sam! Now fetch my slippers!
December 1st, 2009 at 4:31 pm
can i take my vote back? i didn’t realize amanDUH is a vegan. how can she be a full ballgirl if she won’t eat a schmitter?
December 1st, 2009 at 4:33 pm
A vegan? I thought she ate tube steak?
December 1st, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Whew, how do I land a job with Comcast if I can’t conduct an interview with an 18 year old girl?
December 1st, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Oh Yowza Yowza! I’d tap that shizzle nizzle!
Off to rob a bank!
December 1st, 2009 at 4:44 pm
High-larious. I had to vote Amandah, just because this post & comments made me crack up.
December 1st, 2009 at 4:55 pm
http://talksportsphilly.com/?p=1077
December 1st, 2009 at 5:24 pm
@ Mike (aka: Amandah’s soon to be ex loser BF):
FYI: Amandah prefers the counterclockwise swirl. She just doesn’t have the heart to tell you to stop the knuckle nonsense. It feels like aliens poking her body.
December 1st, 2009 at 5:25 pm
This is bound to be the first thread containing “I will never be visiting your site again” so far this offseason.
December 1st, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Hahaha Gaze I was just about to post that shit. What’s really great is that eventually it will turn into a whole debate on treating women as objects and all of that. If we are lucky, the Yanks fans will pour in and find a way to make fun of us for this, too.
It may also revert into TheFistins.com, everyone’s favorite dating service.
Also, I’m glad Amanda(h)’s family is sticking up for her. You always get the best perception of how someone really is by hearing their family talk about them. My aunts and uncles would probably say I would be the best choice for a Phillies ballgirl despite me being a male, a dumbass, and unable to field a groundball unless it hit me in the chest.
December 1st, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Ricky Bo looks thrilled to be there btw…he must not have read that part of the job description
December 1st, 2009 at 5:44 pm
SHE’S A STEELERS FAN.
I’m sorry. That’s a violation.
December 1st, 2009 at 5:49 pm
She works at Build A Bear? Where do they find these people? How about you pick a ballgirl with a brain and some substance who doesn’t enjoy the same things as twelve year olds?
December 1st, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Best. Thread. Ever.
December 1st, 2009 at 5:54 pm
I’d pee in her butt.
I mean…………………………. voted
December 1st, 2009 at 5:54 pm
You guys are unbelievable.
Just vote for the girl, mmm’kay?
December 1st, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Look, that Kristen is hot and got even hotter after her answer as to what a sacrifice was.
Amandah is OK in my book too…
Only one way to decide; strip off.
December 1st, 2009 at 5:57 pm
50th!
btw, it seems as though Amandah has the same berffday as my 2nd born, M.F. Meech. That should be a good enough reason for everyone to vote for her.
December 1st, 2009 at 6:17 pm
This article has brought out the best in this website. Fantastic. Also, Phillies… what’s up with 4 of 5 finalists being blondes?! What about those of us with other preferences?
December 1st, 2009 at 6:17 pm
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/185672
December 1st, 2009 at 6:34 pm
hahaha, this made my day. Thank-you to everyone who has voted! Please keep it up- getting this would mean the absolute WORLD to me!! Oh, and I’ll pretend I haven’t heard the AmanDUH joke every day when I was in elementary school if you vote for me=) I’ll even go as far as saying that it is incredibly witty.
GO PHILS!
December 1st, 2009 at 6:46 pm
its not me, i swear…its mike dexter.
did you know that the movie “can’t hardly wait” has a philly connection? the writer, or maybe director, i cant really remember which, was a grad of abington high school (my alma mater and not to be confused with abington friends…they are a bunch of quaker pussies) and called the high school in the movie “huntington high” after huntington valley.
December 1st, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Amandah, would you like to meet up sometime? I’m single and runner-up NL ROY. Holla!
December 1st, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Chicks dig the receding hairline.
December 1st, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Lets settle this with a good, ol’ fashioned queef off.
Amandah’s aunt…you go first!
December 1st, 2009 at 8:22 pm
“Did I mention she has one hell of a boyfriend? He is a stand by his women man, hard to find them these days”
bet you 10 bucks aunt laurie is divorced and she thinks men are the reason why.
December 1st, 2009 at 8:43 pm
$10 bucks says Meech tapped this at least once – I’ve never seen him so nice.
Personally I think we are being duped as it is really — “A – Man – Dah!!” Either Ricky Bo is one step ahead of us in realizing this or he is really gay. He is reading off the cards and is completely disinterested.
By the way — I voted …. definitely want to see her in her sexy uniform with pig tails in mid August!
December 1st, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Amandah is one of my best friends and apart from being the most qualified for the job she also has the personality for it. She truly loves the Phillies more than any person I have ever met. I seriously don’t get the comments about how it’s lame she worked at build a bear and the way her name is spelled. Really?? Get a life. She’s a pretty girl who loves baseball and would love more than anything to be apart of this team. GO VOTE FOR HER if u have any sense at all.
December 1st, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Running on the reg, building bears on the reg, fielding foul balls on the reg…
December 1st, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Holy shit, I haven’t cried this much since that 4 year old stabbed me in the nuts with a hot curling iron.
December 1st, 2009 at 9:15 pm
ok, here we go again, ugh! WHITTLE, I do speak my mind and stand up for what I believe in, no matter what the consiquence. All that matters here is Amandah’s ability and knowledge and love for the game to fullfil the position. Being a vegan, or a Steelers Fan or anything has ABSOLUTELTY NOTHING to do with this!!! Get it thru all your feeble minds! BIGMILES, YES I do stick up for family, because you have some assholes in the world with trash mouths whoare mad at the world and don’t wish anyone the best in times like this. ANONYMOUS, huh, no wonder your anonymous…with a comment such as yours, I would leave my name either….it’s obvious you are a LOSER and quite JEALOUS…hey, get over it! Be a man, or women, or whatever the hell you are and include your real name. You have a BIG mouth, that is except when it comes time to leave your name. Show your identity BIG MOUTH…I show mine, Im don’t care what people think, more power to them, come at me all!!! And your comment about Amandah working at Build-a-Bear, it’s just 1 of her jobs….she has several, you, probably don’t even have one. MEECH.ONE, Thank You! We need more people like you on here. DIRTY CHARLIE, Enuf said with your name, lol, Your ON! LETS DO IT, C’mon………….WILL.H, Yes I am divorced, and I don’t blame anyone, it just wasn’t meant to be, and if I didn’t get divorced, I never would have met the most wonderful man in the world! I have no hard feelings, things happen for a reason.Ya know its funny, you have he same name and last initail as my exhusband. Will Hawkins. CHELSE, Love ya gurl!!! Im with ya 100% Keep the comments coming, and keep on voting!!!!! Luv Ya Amandah!! Aunt Laurie Ann
December 1st, 2009 at 9:21 pm
it’s about time for an amazing thread. I really missed reading funny stuff on this site, and this just made my night. definitely one of the funniest threads in a while.
and for the relatives/friends of amandah who are complaining, they should be thanking the site because it probably just added a ton of votes to her tally.
December 1st, 2009 at 9:22 pm
uh oh, I think this thread is about to go full retard.
December 1st, 2009 at 9:23 pm
i just read aunt laurie’s rant.
will.H, amazing call.
December 1st, 2009 at 9:28 pm
People, people, aren’t we all on the same team here?
December 1st, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Yo, Im not complaining, oh hellno, just trying to set ya’all straight on what this is really all about. I do thank the site and whoever is behind it, I’d love to meet them…..and Aunt Laurie is NOT ranting!!! Just stating a fact!
December 1st, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Big Miles wins.
And Duke — that’s proposterous. I’m a happily married father of two, thank you. I just felt it was my duty as a Phillies blogger to endorse a candidate. Strictly politics.
December 1st, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Speak it, Aunt Laurie.
December 1st, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Now everyone see what I was talking about.
December 1st, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Animal Smeeze!!!
December 1st, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Will is that you? hmmmmm See how nice I am to you? I didnt even dis you….amazing , you will NEVER Change! I never knew you were a Philly Fan….
December 1st, 2009 at 9:49 pm
and JUST WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT, that had to do with me, Im a great person! You must have the wrong women…..
December 1st, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Hey Will, Did you get the DIVORCE PAPERS YET???? What a shame, this is what its come to, to communicate with my ex-husband….be a man Will
December 1st, 2009 at 9:57 pm
A-MAN-DUH is lame…vote for Kristen she’s a much better candidate for the job!!
VOTE FOR KRISTEN!!!
December 1st, 2009 at 10:16 pm
one of my best friends works with her at philapets, and has nothing but nice things to say about this girl. that won my vote for sure.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:17 pm
fuck the ballgirls, legit, mostly, except for every one not named amandah
December 1st, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Ummmm Laurie? I think I hate you.
It’s over. I want my letterman jacket back.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Letterman jacket? who is this?
December 1st, 2009 at 10:46 pm
My current flame? lol You DEFINETLY have mistaken me for someone else
December 1st, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Laurie, my dear, let’s not make this harder than it has to be.
I’ll always look back at the night playing checkers, the jogs around Pennypack Park, the ATM play…
But you deserve better than me. Go forth, my flower, and spread your wings. If we are meant to be, then you will return to me… until then, Au Revoir …and I’ll remember the ATM fondly.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:54 pm
…Also, I voted for Chrissy.
Don’t be mad, ma’ lady.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:57 pm
hmmm ATM? remember, impossible, u obviously didnt leave a good impression with me, i dont remember u, give me ur name
December 1st, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Stop playing coy, cuddle bear.
December 1st, 2009 at 11:05 pm
tell me who u are, or get lost, u dont know me, and i sure as hell dont know u. im with my man right now
u never were with me, ugh
December 1st, 2009 at 11:08 pm
good night everyone, im havin so much fun! c ya tomorrow!
December 1st, 2009 at 11:08 pm
“Hey Will, Did you get the DIVORCE PAPERS YET???? What a shame, this is what its come to, to communicate with my ex-husband….be a man Will”
laurie, i smoked some drugs with your papers.. And your car got recalled.
December 1st, 2009 at 11:11 pm
I think that Amandah and Crissy are the two best…i took the time to view all the videos. And while Amandah might be slightly more attractive than Crissy, it seems like Crissy wants it more. I don’t care if she is from the farm and does karate…she is a die heart Phightin’s fan who was dealing with baseball cards and a kid.
Vote Crissy
December 1st, 2009 at 11:18 pm
wow, it did go full retard. impressive.
December 2nd, 2009 at 1:38 am
Wow. At this point I might prefer the Yankees trolls to Aunt Laurie. That was an arduous read.
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:06 am
she’s vegan. she’s got my vote.
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:32 am
Time for me and the boys to run train on this skinny little white b!tch.
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:40 am
I would get in Amanda’a a$$
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:44 am
good lord, what a mess.
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:50 am
hahaha, guaranteed there was no comprehension on the ATM play
December 2nd, 2009 at 9:22 am
@ Rob Nagel…
I agree with your assessment….she is a steeler fan. I cant vote for her. Sorry Amandah. How do I know you dont like the Pens too? If you love the Stillers so much, maybe you should move to Pittsburgh. I am sure the Pirates need help.
December 2nd, 2009 at 9:23 am
This broad can chase after my balls whenever
December 2nd, 2009 at 9:23 am
I feel like I know that girl from somewhere …
December 2nd, 2009 at 9:33 am
Oh Yowza Yowza. I tried to vote and theys told me I was a drunk-ass jive turkey. What the hizzle is gone ons on that votin site and shizz?
And I would take Chrissy to my bangbus.
December 2nd, 2009 at 9:55 am
Chrissy accent is awesome. Sounds like she’s been a Phillie’s/baseball fan her whole life and not just since she moved here for college…
December 2nd, 2009 at 9:57 am
Amandah might wanna think about tightening up her circle. Aunt Laurie has to be hurting her public image.
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:02 am
Meech,
See what you started…
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:15 am
Where’s Luis A. Rosada when you need him?
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:23 am
I voted for Kristen.
I do love that they ask all the girls a baseball question in end. Just to make sure they were telling the truth.
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:52 am
I think a TheFightins.com live debate is in order…
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:21 am
You go Amandah! Welcome to Philly, and you better stay here when u hit it big!
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:34 am
Someone check the Philadelphia metro sex offender registry for names starting with “Brad”…..
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:39 am
Laurie Hawkins types like Sarge talks.
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:58 am
“Often times, my niece Amandah can make a rainy day bear holding an umbrella and a baker bear with muffin accessories as welllll.”
December 2nd, 2009 at 12:14 pm
She seems like a lovely girl and all, but as someone who lives in Pittsburgh, her being a Steelers fan… I can’t. I’m sorry, I just can’t.
December 2nd, 2009 at 12:51 pm
comment #68 reeks of cougar. yeech.
December 2nd, 2009 at 12:54 pm
likes the steelers and the phillies?
isnt that like saying the pledge of allegiance in arabic?
December 2nd, 2009 at 1:24 pm
@maria: I voted for Kristen, too.
@will.H: For whatever reason, your “pledge of allegiance in arabic” made me laugh way too loudly, way too long. Kudos to you, sir.
December 2nd, 2009 at 1:48 pm
wow. I’ve missed this site.
will.H – nice call.
December 2nd, 2009 at 1:50 pm
steelers fan…? gooo fuck yoself.
vote kristen
December 2nd, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Just to be clear about the claim I’m from Pittsburgh: I live in Philadelphia (South Philly, actually- right by CBP), and before I moved here five years ago I lived in Scranton (the AAA Farm Phillies team used to play there before they were the LHV Iron Pigs- they were the Scranton/ Wilkes-Barre Red Barons until 06). I grew up watching the players who would eventually make the Phils what they are today: Chase Utley, Ryan Howard, etc.. Chris Coste even played for them if you want to get into him signing with the Mets (since everyone loves to argue). I went to at least one RB game a week, and went to my first real Phillies game when I made it to the finals in the Phils Homerun Derby and batted on the Vet. I was the youngest in my division to make it to the finals, and I did it two years in a row.
My family is a huge baseball family, but not so much football. We’re all die-hard Phils fans, but my brother and I were the only ones interested in football and blindly chose our favorites when we were little. I honestly have no idea why I chose the Steelers- I was, like, 7 years old. At least I blindly picked a good team- my poor brother is a Panthers fan.=)
So yeah, I’m not going to comment on any other blind assumptions made about me, but I did want to make it clear that I am from PHILLY and have been a PHan my entire life. Now please, just vote for me!!!
December 2nd, 2009 at 1:56 pm
couldn’t we get a video of these girls fielding ground balls?
and in lingerie if possible?
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Yes, I would like to see how they handle balls too?
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:04 pm
i think i’m in love… i know where that field in the last picture is too, we hit balls there all the time
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:14 pm
So I vote for this broad only to find out she’s a fucking Steelers fan? If you get this undeserved position amanDUH I will boo you at every game you work at for the entire year and expose your ugly shitsburgh secret to real fans at the game. Thefightins have let me down, I feel used and betrayed.
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:20 pm
C’mon Amandah, you now reek of desperation with your posts on here.
Vote anyone but AmanDAH.
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:28 pm
hahahaha this is the best thread ever
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Why aren’t there more (any) Penn chicks vying for this position? FAIL.
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:30 pm
SHE’S A STEELERS FAN PEOPLE!! HAVE YOU NO LOYALTY TO PHILADELPHIA SPORTS?!!!!
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Becoming a ballgirl is tough. Everyone of those little ladies has to let me give them a hot lunch as initiation.
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Can Amandah play 3rd base?
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Amandah is the nicest girl andthe biggest Phillies fan I kno. Go Amandah!
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Just bring back all the ball girls from last year. I pleasured myself to them early and often during games.
Fart Face. OUT!
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:51 pm
@ Amandah: Hope you win. Would love to show you a good time around Old City. Maybe we’ll stop by and see my buddy Mike Richards and we can hit up a Pi-Lamb or TKE party at Temple. They don’t call me Pat the Bat for nothing. Just saying.
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
None of ‘em are working with much in the “talent” department.
Personally I like the asian chick with the big rack they have already. More like her please or a girl of color.
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:57 pm
I pee in my pants a little more every time I read this thread. I’ve been checking back a couple times a day since the beginning just to read the new comments.
Meech, can we get a creative t-shirt made to commemorate this thread? Maybe something like “I ‘chooched Amandah @ TheFightins.com” and on the back, a list of all the comments. I dunno, I’m sure someone can come up with something worthy.
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Mmmmm yeah, the current Asian ballgirl. After I look at her for a few minutes, I get stuff that looks like The Schmitter’s secret sauce all over my trousers.
Fart Face. OUT!
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I’m voting for Kami, just because the family on here think’s we’re actually not heartless creatures. Seriously, you sound like a complete idiot when you’re typing Ms. Hawkins. All family is like “OMG they’re so freaking great.” No they’re not. They’re human and not perfect.
/curmudgeon’d
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Go Steelers! Western PA #1!
Scott Stevens Rules!
I heart Eddie Jordan’s braces!
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:22 pm
I dont think she can Fanatic, her whole life she has always played catcher
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:24 pm
dirtycharlie, if i could pick one sports team in america to get plowed by a gang of Kobe’s and Tiger’s, i would choose the pittsburgh steelers.
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I beg your pardon?
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:27 pm
You have to go with Chrissy. I just spent minutes of my life I will never get back watching all these dumb videos and Chrissy is the only one I don’t want to immediately hit in the face with a cinderblock and dump next to a Septa Station.
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Aunt Laurie,
Would you say she is a good catcher or does she sometimes clench up in a high pressure situation?
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Was waiting for something along the lines of 140 after that catcher comment was made..as many have said already this thread is HIGHlarious
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:42 pm
So the main job of a ball girl is to handle foul balls.
After not showering for four days and running on a treadmill, you could handle my foul balls.
My wife says she can sometimes smell them from across the room.
(Raises roof).
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:59 pm
What Laurie Hawkins? Amandah is a pitcher and plays first base. She’s an amazing pitcher, too and makes really nice plays at first when she isnt kicking ass on the mound. How many of the other girls can say theyve pitched multiple nohitters in a season while also hitting homeruns. This site is revolting, and I’m sorry people are talking about her like this she is a really good person and doesnt deserve the rude comments.
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:11 pm
“There’s the fire I want from a player! To hell with you Mike Lieberthal, I want Ang on my team!”
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:23 pm
I just can’t bring myself to vote for someone who supports the Steelers.
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:23 pm
“his site is revolting, and I’m sorry people are talking about her like this she is a really good person and doesnt deserve the rude comments.”
does that mean you’ll leave?
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Little toothy, isn’t she?
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Why y’all be hatin cause she like da Stillers? Aint like she a Giants fan. Sheeeit.
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Yawn. We have a week till the winner is announced?
Anyone have a grape soda I can borrow?
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:53 pm
what a babe. SCHWING!
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:55 pm
its pretty sad that anyone even knows she’s a steelers fan honestly. you flame her for it, but this also means you care enough to go through all of her pages and pictures to finding something, and congratulations, you found something that you don’t like. Yeah right you don’t like her. I bet your wives/girlfriends/partners don’t like her because you spend all your time looking at all of her pages. But this is philly and I bet more then half of you guys are unemployed and have nothing else better to do. If you spent half of your time stalking the other girls you would find something on them also. The Phillies like her because she’s qualified and attractive. Its not like she asked thefightins to write this, so obviously they think the same. Flame me all you want about it, but its a Phillies baseball ball girl competition, not the who’s more loyal to philly competition. If it were a loyalty competition, you would all loose for not supporting the only local contestant.
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Ironically, she is number 1… 69. Any influence on the decision, gents?
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:10 pm
We’d all loose guys. All of us. A bunch of loosers.
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:28 pm
This thread makes me feel like I need to take a shower or perhaps wash my hands for a couple hours.
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:41 pm
151. Mike, you’re living proof retards are able to work a laptop. what a worthless attempt at defending someone. I want to see you try again.
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:42 pm
US weekly reporting that Amandah is Tiger Wood’s mistress
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Love the shirt!!! Hilarious
December 2nd, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Ang are you trying to tell me something? Amandah does not have the anatomy to be a pitcher, unless you know something that I dont know and she has a strap on? But as far as I know she does not own one, thus making her the catcher. Ang do you know something that I don’t? Im here aunt for Godssake I thought i knew everything about her.
December 2nd, 2009 at 6:23 pm
I cannot believe there is a T-shirt now…my love for this site has gone to a new level. I would totally buy it too but I have a partial game plan for next year and I don’t want everyone in my section thinking I stalk one of the ballgirls.
The funniest part about all of this is that I’m sure she will actually win because of meech. This fact makes me laugh and cry at the same time.
December 2nd, 2009 at 6:47 pm
BTW guys, I LOVE shlong plumping up while in my mouth.
And balls hitting my chin.
Later loosers!
December 2nd, 2009 at 7:02 pm
thanks will.H for the worst call out ever. Not only did you obviously not read my entire post because it is clearly worded correctly which I guess made it too hard for you to follow, but you also failed to even point out what you didn’t like about it. Even “retards” can do that. Lets see you try again
Vote for Amandah!
December 2nd, 2009 at 7:55 pm
This thread is exactly why we can’t have nice things.
December 2nd, 2009 at 7:56 pm
OK now someone is just using my name. I havent posted a comment since last night. and i dont plan on posting anymore, so the REAL Laurie hawkins, which is me, will not be posting. If you use my name again, put in my home town…lets see if u really know me. good night all
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Out of control.
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:11 pm
mike, start posting under the name Radio.
you’re that bad.
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Just kidding! I’m back!
Go Mets!
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:48 pm
How many more days till spring training?
Fart Face. OUT!
December 2nd, 2009 at 9:27 pm
She’ll win…because of us!
December 2nd, 2009 at 9:52 pm
will.H your still striking out. post under the name radio? I really hope you can actually do better then that.
Vote for Amandah!
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:36 pm
screw philidelphia sports! METS 2010!!
VOTE KRISTEN!
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Amandah is desperate for votes. I voted for Kristen, and you should too.
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Greatest. Thread. Ever.
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:51 pm
No this is the real Laurie Hawkins and I am going to bed!!!!!
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:54 pm
No, THIS is the real Laurie Hawkins and I’m staying up all night to read this thread!
SO BRING IT ON BIOTCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:55 pm
I’m voting for Kristen because she knew what a sacrafice fly was.
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:57 pm
you los locos!
yo soy voting para Kristen pero che hot.
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Anyone want to be a Mets ball girl?
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:12 pm
I almost want to buy that shirt
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Mr. Tug Haines is right.
Most threads seem to get out of control, but always amusing, so I’ll keep reading.
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:45 am
I actually watched three of these… Kami, Amandah, and Kristen. That was as far as I made it before giving up. Ugh. Can’t believe I lasted that long.
I’d vote for Kristen (for the lookin’ at?), but calling Charlie the “head coach” killed any chance she had.
Kami had the toughest question, IMO.
Amandah gets credit for inspiring this awesome thread, but Laurie and Mike are really hurting her image… way more than the Steelers fan thing. It’s not like she likes the Cowboys, anyway.
December 3rd, 2009 at 1:34 am
I once killed a drifter just to get an erection.
This is right the thread for this, right?
December 3rd, 2009 at 1:38 am
Anything’s better than that one ballgirl they got now with the GIGANTIC forehead.
December 3rd, 2009 at 3:30 am
I would assume that the vote is to take the forehead’s spot. They kept miscounting, and counted the girl and the forehead as two people.
And if you’re out there reading this, giant forehead girl, I’m sorry in advance. But your forehead is very large.
December 3rd, 2009 at 4:24 am
hahahah This is the greatest thread ever. Aunt Laurie has got to be my favorite poster of all time.
December 3rd, 2009 at 9:02 am
Tug Haines and Matt – I have embraced my giant forehead! That’s why I have the great nickname of Hammerhead!
-Sam from Mt. Ephraim
December 3rd, 2009 at 9:06 am
It’s not a forehead…it’s a five-head.
December 3rd, 2009 at 9:33 am
I heart this site. Truly.
December 3rd, 2009 at 9:59 am
He’s back!
http://joshtom.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/wizard-of-oz.jpg
Placido!
December 3rd, 2009 at 10:12 am
I sincerely hope I never have a daughter that wants to be a ballgirl…
December 3rd, 2009 at 10:14 am
She looks like one of the chicks in my dead hooker closet.
December 3rd, 2009 at 3:08 pm
I voted for amandah because in two of the pictures, she’s standing with a wide stance, to air her shit out. In the 2009 t-shirt one, she looks as if she’s spreading her butt-cheeks. Stick a pinky in my ass!
December 3rd, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I didn’t think it was possible in this thread but Thomas perez, congrats you’re the winner. I feel dirty and am now going to take a shower. In the name of AI, holla.
December 3rd, 2009 at 4:04 pm
That girl needs a good face paintin’
December 3rd, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Middle aged people defending their relatives are so pathetic.
KRISTEN FTW
December 3rd, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Is my bitch of an ex-wife done ranting and raving? If she only opened her legs as much as her mouth! Am I right fellas??
December 3rd, 2009 at 5:34 pm
been there, done that
December 3rd, 2009 at 6:18 pm
why is everyone so hard on lori hawkins? and such discusting comments !!! this turned out to be almost as bad as going out for the presidency, and ya know how much they bash them!
December 3rd, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Very close to 200…
December 3rd, 2009 at 6:46 pm
I also do not like Ricky Botallico too much. He seems like he’d very annoying to be around.
December 3rd, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Hopefully this is 200.
December 3rd, 2009 at 8:37 pm
You guys are taking it too far, man. And it’s the same people commenting under different names, so I had to close the comments.
I mean, it’s possible to be funny and show a tad bit of class. Unless it’s really funny, but youse were getting all repetitive and shit.
However, I still stand by my original, wholesome mission: VOTE FOR AMANDAH.