Every year around this time, a couple dozen softball-playing, Phillies-loving females who have already gone through tryouts and a round of cuts vie for a spot on the on the highly contested roster that makes up the Philadelphia Phillies ballgirls. Normally, the public has nothing to do with who does or doesn’t make the squad, but this year, the Phillies are allowing the us, the fans, to vote between five qualified young ladies for the final roster spot. And because we here at The Fightins follow our beloved ballgirls so closely, I felt it was my duty as a blog proprietor to throw my support behind one of these potential candidates and ensure that she makes the team.
Thankfully, Phillies.com threw up some tryout videos, along with the pictures of said women, to help make it easier to reach a final decision. So last night, I moseyed on over to the ballot page with the hopes that one of these ladies would stand out amongst the pack and leave us with a clear-cut favorite to endorse.
After a painstakingly long process, I have finally made my decision.
And the female that I feel would best represent the Phillies as a 2010 ballgirl IS…
Amandah:
Nice, right?
Well fellas (and ladies), not only is Amandah easy on the eyes, but she’s also highly qualified for the position. (Check out her tryout video HERE) She’s an avid Phillies fan (a prerequisite for the job, I imagine), she’s a dedicated runner, and serves as an ambassador or something for the Nike+ Human Race campaign that motivates people to run (which is a skill needed when you are running a reliever’s jacket from the bullpen to the dugout), she’s currently working on her bachelor’s degree in Elementary Education at Temple University (Amandah lubs the kids!), she’s heavily involved in something called PhilaPets (she’ll get along great with Jen Utley!), and did I mention she’s quite attractive?
Truth be told, Amandah was the first contestant on the Phillies little vote page and between my admiration for the girl and sheer laziness to look at the other possible ballgirls, I made my decision about 10 seconds into her video. But seriously, how much more qualified could those other broads be compared to Amandah? I doubt it’s even possible.
So do yourself a favor and go to the Ballgirl Balloting page on Phillies.com IMMEDIATELY and cast your vote for our little hometown girl Amandah to become the final roster spot getter on the 2010 Phillies ballgirls team. And who knows? Perhaps Amandah will be so gracious of our work that she could even give The Fightins some exclusive insight into life as a ballgirl as the season goes on.
Vote early. Vote often. Polls close next Monday, December 7th.
After the jump, and as a reward for casting your vote for her, there are a couple more pics of Amandah from her Nike marathon gig. And remember — it’s not stalking if you seek out various photos of attractive women that you don’t know as long as you are writing an article about them. Us journalists call that “research”.
Thank you.
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I like! Especially the pigtail picture. VOTED
Guys, I’ve hung out with Amandah a bunch of times and she is AWESOME, keep on voting for her!
great eye candy!
Nothing would make me happier then to punch that smile as hard as I humanly can! and then i looked at the other contestants… eeek
hate the spelling of amandah, or as mike dexter would say “you are the one, amanDUH, that should be embarrassed!” maybe she can date domonic brown.
having said that, she is the most attractive of the bunch. whats a guy to do?
This one really is a no brainer. She should destroy this field. Best looking, eminently qualified, and Temple. It’s a triple crown for ballgirls.
I’d tap it!
Also, her clothes look great on my floor.
Are you serious? She looks like any other broad. Nothing special to see here. But I would love to touch the hiney just to say I touched a ballgirls hiney.
Guys, she also plays a great rusty trombone! Vote on!
Where did you stalker all those other pics from, Meech? She looks like like Pam Anderson in her Philapets profile pic.
No news of the Brian Schneider signing yet?..surprising.
I told you, IT’S RESEARCH!!!
“hate the spelling of amandah, or as mike dexter would say “you are the one, amanDUH, that should be embarrassed!” maybe she can date domonic brown.”
dammit, you beat me to it PN. the extra “h” is useless and pretentious. i understand that she didn’t name herself. but she can take that issue up with her folks when i vote for someone else.
Oh snap! My erection was blocking that paragraph
She’s on the twitter- @PandahAmandah
Please vote for my girlfriend Amandah. pretty awful comments though…. we do find websites as easily as you guys do.
Way to guilt her into a Life of a Ballgirl exclusive if she wins.
so, she really is dating mike dexter?
Get a job, Mike.
It was October, freshman year. First time in history that I’d ever missed the bus. If I had arrived on time, I never would’ve seen her. But as it was, I was the first person at Huntington Hills High to set eyes on Amandah Pandah. It was her first day at school. Then, I’m sitting in class enjoying a late breakfast when out of all the classrooms in the entire school, she walks into mine. And where does the teacher sit her? Right next to me! Now, up until now, one could write this off to coincidence. But then she reaches in her bag and pulls out a strawberry Pop-Tart – the very same breakfast pastry I was consuming at that moment! What was I to do? How was I to proceed?
Guys, she can also deepthroat a fungo….Please Vote for her!!!
A fine choice. My vote is in.
Temple for the win.
My vote is for Carla
Hey this is my neice, and SHE spelled her name that way because there were so many Amanda’s in her class with the same spelling. However, that shouldn’t have ANYTHING to do with her getting this position! Amandah is VERY qualified, not only is she beautiful, she IS very smart. Anyone who has a bad or negative comment about her is plain jealous. Why do people have to take an innocent voting and make discusting snide remarks, GET A LIFE GUYS! I along with my family and friends are extremely PROUD of Amandah, not just for being in the running for the Phillies BallGirl, but for accomplishing soooo many things, AND going to college. Did I mention she has one hell of a boyfriend? He is a stand by his women man, hard to find them these days. GO GET THIS POSITION YOU SO WELL DESERVE AMANDAH!!! Anyone that may have a comment for me, I’d be more than happy to read them. My name is Laurie Ann Hawkins
what the fuck is up with the Nova chic wearing a generic ‘STATE’ shirt? Amanduh.
I voted for her yesterday. At first I was dismayed by the first name. But, perhaps it’s some Holy Testament spelling or something. The fact that she is going to my alma-mater was a plus. Although, so is some other girl on there named “Kami”. But Kami is more of a weird name than Amandah. Plus Amandah does have the looks. The fact that she does all this Nike stuff is nice. The fact that these picture show her not making a duck face seals the vote.
Hey Laurie, you go girl! You go! You tell them men to talk to tha hand because yo face just don’t understand!
You’re sassy! I like it.
Wait a minute? If this broad is going to be the last ballgirl then what was I brought into Philly for?
She better not take any of my playing time!
-Sam from Mt. Ephraim
She was great in the sack and even responded well when I climaxed and said “THAT’S WINNING THE GAMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!”
There ARNONE better than you Sam! Now fetch my slippers!
can i take my vote back? i didn’t realize amanDUH is a vegan. how can she be a full ballgirl if she won’t eat a schmitter?
A vegan? I thought she ate tube steak?
Whew, how do I land a job with Comcast if I can’t conduct an interview with an 18 year old girl?
Oh Yowza Yowza! I’d tap that shizzle nizzle!
Off to rob a bank!
High-larious. I had to vote Amandah, just because this post & comments made me crack up.
http://talksportsphilly.com/?p=1077
@ Mike (aka: Amandah’s soon to be ex loser BF):
FYI: Amandah prefers the counterclockwise swirl. She just doesn’t have the heart to tell you to stop the knuckle nonsense. It feels like aliens poking her body.
This is bound to be the first thread containing “I will never be visiting your site again” so far this offseason.
Hahaha Gaze I was just about to post that shit. What’s really great is that eventually it will turn into a whole debate on treating women as objects and all of that. If we are lucky, the Yanks fans will pour in and find a way to make fun of us for this, too.
It may also revert into TheFistins.com, everyone’s favorite dating service.
Also, I’m glad Amanda(h)’s family is sticking up for her. You always get the best perception of how someone really is by hearing their family talk about them. My aunts and uncles would probably say I would be the best choice for a Phillies ballgirl despite me being a male, a dumbass, and unable to field a groundball unless it hit me in the chest.
Ricky Bo looks thrilled to be there btw…he must not have read that part of the job description
SHE’S A STEELERS FAN.
I’m sorry. That’s a violation.
She works at Build A Bear? Where do they find these people? How about you pick a ballgirl with a brain and some substance who doesn’t enjoy the same things as twelve year olds?
Best. Thread. Ever.
I’d pee in her butt.
I mean…………………………. voted
You guys are unbelievable.
Just vote for the girl, mmm’kay?
Look, that Kristen is hot and got even hotter after her answer as to what a sacrifice was.
Amandah is OK in my book too…
Only one way to decide; strip off.
50th!
btw, it seems as though Amandah has the same berffday as my 2nd born, M.F. Meech. That should be a good enough reason for everyone to vote for her.
This article has brought out the best in this website. Fantastic. Also, Phillies… what’s up with 4 of 5 finalists being blondes?! What about those of us with other preferences?
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/185672
hahaha, this made my day. Thank-you to everyone who has voted! Please keep it up- getting this would mean the absolute WORLD to me!! Oh, and I’ll pretend I haven’t heard the AmanDUH joke every day when I was in elementary school if you vote for me=) I’ll even go as far as saying that it is incredibly witty.
GO PHILS!
its not me, i swear…its mike dexter.
did you know that the movie “can’t hardly wait” has a philly connection? the writer, or maybe director, i cant really remember which, was a grad of abington high school (my alma mater and not to be confused with abington friends…they are a bunch of quaker pussies) and called the high school in the movie “huntington high” after huntington valley.
Amandah, would you like to meet up sometime? I’m single and runner-up NL ROY. Holla!
Chicks dig the receding hairline.
Lets settle this with a good, ol’ fashioned queef off.
Amandah’s aunt…you go first!
“Did I mention she has one hell of a boyfriend? He is a stand by his women man, hard to find them these days”
bet you 10 bucks aunt laurie is divorced and she thinks men are the reason why.
$10 bucks says Meech tapped this at least once – I’ve never seen him so nice.
Personally I think we are being duped as it is really — “A – Man – Dah!!” Either Ricky Bo is one step ahead of us in realizing this or he is really gay. He is reading off the cards and is completely disinterested.
By the way — I voted …. definitely want to see her in her sexy uniform with pig tails in mid August!
Amandah is one of my best friends and apart from being the most qualified for the job she also has the personality for it. She truly loves the Phillies more than any person I have ever met. I seriously don’t get the comments about how it’s lame she worked at build a bear and the way her name is spelled. Really?? Get a life. She’s a pretty girl who loves baseball and would love more than anything to be apart of this team. GO VOTE FOR HER if u have any sense at all.
Running on the reg, building bears on the reg, fielding foul balls on the reg…
Holy shit, I haven’t cried this much since that 4 year old stabbed me in the nuts with a hot curling iron.
ok, here we go again, ugh! WHITTLE, I do speak my mind and stand up for what I believe in, no matter what the consiquence. All that matters here is Amandah’s ability and knowledge and love for the game to fullfil the position. Being a vegan, or a Steelers Fan or anything has ABSOLUTELTY NOTHING to do with this!!! Get it thru all your feeble minds! BIGMILES, YES I do stick up for family, because you have some assholes in the world with trash mouths whoare mad at the world and don’t wish anyone the best in times like this. ANONYMOUS, huh, no wonder your anonymous…with a comment such as yours, I would leave my name either….it’s obvious you are a LOSER and quite JEALOUS…hey, get over it! Be a man, or women, or whatever the hell you are and include your real name. You have a BIG mouth, that is except when it comes time to leave your name. Show your identity BIG MOUTH…I show mine, Im don’t care what people think, more power to them, come at me all!!! And your comment about Amandah working at Build-a-Bear, it’s just 1 of her jobs….she has several, you, probably don’t even have one. MEECH.ONE, Thank You! We need more people like you on here. DIRTY CHARLIE, Enuf said with your name, lol, Your ON! LETS DO IT, C’mon………….WILL.H, Yes I am divorced, and I don’t blame anyone, it just wasn’t meant to be, and if I didn’t get divorced, I never would have met the most wonderful man in the world! I have no hard feelings, things happen for a reason.Ya know its funny, you have he same name and last initail as my exhusband. Will Hawkins. CHELSE, Love ya gurl!!! Im with ya 100% Keep the comments coming, and keep on voting!!!!! Luv Ya Amandah!! Aunt Laurie Ann
it’s about time for an amazing thread. I really missed reading funny stuff on this site, and this just made my night. definitely one of the funniest threads in a while.
and for the relatives/friends of amandah who are complaining, they should be thanking the site because it probably just added a ton of votes to her tally.
uh oh, I think this thread is about to go full retard.
i just read aunt laurie’s rant.
will.H, amazing call.
People, people, aren’t we all on the same team here?
Yo, Im not complaining, oh hellno, just trying to set ya’all straight on what this is really all about. I do thank the site and whoever is behind it, I’d love to meet them…..and Aunt Laurie is NOT ranting!!! Just stating a fact!
Big Miles wins.
And Duke — that’s proposterous. I’m a happily married father of two, thank you. I just felt it was my duty as a Phillies blogger to endorse a candidate. Strictly politics.
Speak it, Aunt Laurie.
Now everyone see what I was talking about.
Animal Smeeze!!!
Will is that you? hmmmmm See how nice I am to you? I didnt even dis you….amazing , you will NEVER Change! I never knew you were a Philly Fan….
and JUST WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT, that had to do with me, Im a great person! You must have the wrong women…..
Hey Will, Did you get the DIVORCE PAPERS YET???? What a shame, this is what its come to, to communicate with my ex-husband….be a man Will
A-MAN-DUH is lame…vote for Kristen she’s a much better candidate for the job!!
VOTE FOR KRISTEN!!!
one of my best friends works with her at philapets, and has nothing but nice things to say about this girl. that won my vote for sure.
fuck the ballgirls, legit, mostly, except for every one not named amandah
Ummmm Laurie? I think I hate you.
It’s over. I want my letterman jacket back.
Letterman jacket? who is this?
My current flame? lol You DEFINETLY have mistaken me for someone else
Laurie, my dear, let’s not make this harder than it has to be.
I’ll always look back at the night playing checkers, the jogs around Pennypack Park, the ATM play…
But you deserve better than me. Go forth, my flower, and spread your wings. If we are meant to be, then you will return to me… until then, Au Revoir …and I’ll remember the ATM fondly.
…Also, I voted for Chrissy.
Don’t be mad, ma’ lady.
hmmm ATM? remember, impossible, u obviously didnt leave a good impression with me, i dont remember u, give me ur name
Stop playing coy, cuddle bear.
tell me who u are, or get lost, u dont know me, and i sure as hell dont know u. im with my man right now
u never were with me, ugh
good night everyone, im havin so much fun! c ya tomorrow!
“Hey Will, Did you get the DIVORCE PAPERS YET???? What a shame, this is what its come to, to communicate with my ex-husband….be a man Will”
laurie, i smoked some drugs with your papers.. And your car got recalled.
I think that Amandah and Crissy are the two best…i took the time to view all the videos. And while Amandah might be slightly more attractive than Crissy, it seems like Crissy wants it more. I don’t care if she is from the farm and does karate…she is a die heart Phightin’s fan who was dealing with baseball cards and a kid.
Vote Crissy
wow, it did go full retard. impressive.
Wow. At this point I might prefer the Yankees trolls to Aunt Laurie. That was an arduous read.
she’s vegan. she’s got my vote.
Time for me and the boys to run train on this skinny little white b!tch.
I would get in Amanda’a a$$
good lord, what a mess.
hahaha, guaranteed there was no comprehension on the ATM play
@ Rob Nagel…
I agree with your assessment….she is a steeler fan. I cant vote for her. Sorry Amandah. How do I know you dont like the Pens too? If you love the Stillers so much, maybe you should move to Pittsburgh. I am sure the Pirates need help.
This broad can chase after my balls whenever
I feel like I know that girl from somewhere …
Oh Yowza Yowza. I tried to vote and theys told me I was a drunk-ass jive turkey. What the hizzle is gone ons on that votin site and shizz?
And I would take Chrissy to my bangbus.
Chrissy accent is awesome. Sounds like she’s been a Phillie’s/baseball fan her whole life and not just since she moved here for college…
Amandah might wanna think about tightening up her circle. Aunt Laurie has to be hurting her public image.
Meech,
See what you started…
Where’s Luis A. Rosada when you need him?
I voted for Kristen.
I do love that they ask all the girls a baseball question in end. Just to make sure they were telling the truth.
I think a TheFightins.com live debate is in order…
You go Amandah! Welcome to Philly, and you better stay here when u hit it big!
Someone check the Philadelphia metro sex offender registry for names starting with “Brad”…..
Laurie Hawkins types like Sarge talks.
“Often times, my niece Amandah can make a rainy day bear holding an umbrella and a baker bear with muffin accessories as welllll.”
She seems like a lovely girl and all, but as someone who lives in Pittsburgh, her being a Steelers fan… I can’t. I’m sorry, I just can’t.
comment #68 reeks of cougar. yeech.
likes the steelers and the phillies?
isnt that like saying the pledge of allegiance in arabic?
@maria: I voted for Kristen, too.
@will.H: For whatever reason, your “pledge of allegiance in arabic” made me laugh way too loudly, way too long. Kudos to you, sir.
wow. I’ve missed this site.
will.H – nice call.
steelers fan…? gooo fuck yoself.
vote kristen
Just to be clear about the claim I’m from Pittsburgh: I live in Philadelphia (South Philly, actually- right by CBP), and before I moved here five years ago I lived in Scranton (the AAA Farm Phillies team used to play there before they were the LHV Iron Pigs- they were the Scranton/ Wilkes-Barre Red Barons until 06). I grew up watching the players who would eventually make the Phils what they are today: Chase Utley, Ryan Howard, etc.. Chris Coste even played for them if you want to get into him signing with the Mets (since everyone loves to argue). I went to at least one RB game a week, and went to my first real Phillies game when I made it to the finals in the Phils Homerun Derby and batted on the Vet. I was the youngest in my division to make it to the finals, and I did it two years in a row.
My family is a huge baseball family, but not so much football. We’re all die-hard Phils fans, but my brother and I were the only ones interested in football and blindly chose our favorites when we were little. I honestly have no idea why I chose the Steelers- I was, like, 7 years old. At least I blindly picked a good team- my poor brother is a Panthers fan.=)
So yeah, I’m not going to comment on any other blind assumptions made about me, but I did want to make it clear that I am from PHILLY and have been a PHan my entire life. Now please, just vote for me!!!
couldn’t we get a video of these girls fielding ground balls?
and in lingerie if possible?
Yes, I would like to see how they handle balls too?
i think i’m in love… i know where that field in the last picture is too, we hit balls there all the time
So I vote for this broad only to find out she’s a fucking Steelers fan? If you get this undeserved position amanDUH I will boo you at every game you work at for the entire year and expose your ugly shitsburgh secret to real fans at the game. Thefightins have let me down, I feel used and betrayed.
C’mon Amandah, you now reek of desperation with your posts on here.
Vote anyone but AmanDAH.
hahahaha this is the best thread ever
Why aren’t there more (any) Penn chicks vying for this position? FAIL.
SHE’S A STEELERS FAN PEOPLE!! HAVE YOU NO LOYALTY TO PHILADELPHIA SPORTS?!!!!
Becoming a ballgirl is tough. Everyone of those little ladies has to let me give them a hot lunch as initiation.
Can Amandah play 3rd base?
Amandah is the nicest girl andthe biggest Phillies fan I kno. Go Amandah!
Just bring back all the ball girls from last year. I pleasured myself to them early and often during games.
Fart Face. OUT!
@ Amandah: Hope you win. Would love to show you a good time around Old City. Maybe we’ll stop by and see my buddy Mike Richards and we can hit up a Pi-Lamb or TKE party at Temple. They don’t call me Pat the Bat for nothing. Just saying.
None of ‘em are working with much in the “talent” department.
Personally I like the asian chick with the big rack they have already. More like her please or a girl of color.
I pee in my pants a little more every time I read this thread. I’ve been checking back a couple times a day since the beginning just to read the new comments.
Meech, can we get a creative t-shirt made to commemorate this thread? Maybe something like “I ‘chooched Amandah @ TheFightins.com” and on the back, a list of all the comments. I dunno, I’m sure someone can come up with something worthy.
Mmmmm yeah, the current Asian ballgirl. After I look at her for a few minutes, I get stuff that looks like The Schmitter’s secret sauce all over my trousers.
Fart Face. OUT!
I’m voting for Kami, just because the family on here think’s we’re actually not heartless creatures. Seriously, you sound like a complete idiot when you’re typing Ms. Hawkins. All family is like “OMG they’re so freaking great.” No they’re not. They’re human and not perfect.
/curmudgeon’d
Go Steelers! Western PA #1!
Scott Stevens Rules!
I heart Eddie Jordan’s braces!
I dont think she can Fanatic, her whole life she has always played catcher
dirtycharlie, if i could pick one sports team in america to get plowed by a gang of Kobe’s and Tiger’s, i would choose the pittsburgh steelers.
I beg your pardon?
You have to go with Chrissy. I just spent minutes of my life I will never get back watching all these dumb videos and Chrissy is the only one I don’t want to immediately hit in the face with a cinderblock and dump next to a Septa Station.
Aunt Laurie,
Would you say she is a good catcher or does she sometimes clench up in a high pressure situation?
Was waiting for something along the lines of 140 after that catcher comment was made..as many have said already this thread is HIGHlarious
So the main job of a ball girl is to handle foul balls.
After not showering for four days and running on a treadmill, you could handle my foul balls.
My wife says she can sometimes smell them from across the room.
(Raises roof).
What Laurie Hawkins? Amandah is a pitcher and plays first base. She’s an amazing pitcher, too and makes really nice plays at first when she isnt kicking ass on the mound. How many of the other girls can say theyve pitched multiple nohitters in a season while also hitting homeruns. This site is revolting, and I’m sorry people are talking about her like this she is a really good person and doesnt deserve the rude comments.
“There’s the fire I want from a player! To hell with you Mike Lieberthal, I want Ang on my team!”
I just can’t bring myself to vote for someone who supports the Steelers.
“his site is revolting, and I’m sorry people are talking about her like this she is a really good person and doesnt deserve the rude comments.”
does that mean you’ll leave?
Little toothy, isn’t she?
Why y’all be hatin cause she like da Stillers? Aint like she a Giants fan. Sheeeit.
Yawn. We have a week till the winner is announced?
Anyone have a grape soda I can borrow?
what a babe. SCHWING!
its pretty sad that anyone even knows she’s a steelers fan honestly. you flame her for it, but this also means you care enough to go through all of her pages and pictures to finding something, and congratulations, you found something that you don’t like. Yeah right you don’t like her. I bet your wives/girlfriends/partners don’t like her because you spend all your time looking at all of her pages. But this is philly and I bet more then half of you guys are unemployed and have nothing else better to do. If you spent half of your time stalking the other girls you would find something on them also. The Phillies like her because she’s qualified and attractive. Its not like she asked thefightins to write this, so obviously they think the same. Flame me all you want about it, but its a Phillies baseball ball girl competition, not the who’s more loyal to philly competition. If it were a loyalty competition, you would all loose for not supporting the only local contestant.
Ironically, she is number 1… 69. Any influence on the decision, gents?
We’d all loose guys. All of us. A bunch of loosers.
This thread makes me feel like I need to take a shower or perhaps wash my hands for a couple hours.
151. Mike, you’re living proof retards are able to work a laptop. what a worthless attempt at defending someone. I want to see you try again.
US weekly reporting that Amandah is Tiger Wood’s mistress
Love the shirt!!! Hilarious
Ang are you trying to tell me something? Amandah does not have the anatomy to be a pitcher, unless you know something that I dont know and she has a strap on? But as far as I know she does not own one, thus making her the catcher. Ang do you know something that I don’t? Im here aunt for Godssake I thought i knew everything about her.
I cannot believe there is a T-shirt now…my love for this site has gone to a new level. I would totally buy it too but I have a partial game plan for next year and I don’t want everyone in my section thinking I stalk one of the ballgirls.
The funniest part about all of this is that I’m sure she will actually win because of meech. This fact makes me laugh and cry at the same time.
BTW guys, I LOVE shlong plumping up while in my mouth.
And balls hitting my chin.
Later loosers!
thanks will.H for the worst call out ever. Not only did you obviously not read my entire post because it is clearly worded correctly which I guess made it too hard for you to follow, but you also failed to even point out what you didn’t like about it. Even “retards” can do that. Lets see you try again
Vote for Amandah!
This thread is exactly why we can’t have nice things.
OK now someone is just using my name. I havent posted a comment since last night. and i dont plan on posting anymore, so the REAL Laurie hawkins, which is me, will not be posting. If you use my name again, put in my home town…lets see if u really know me. good night all
Out of control.
mike, start posting under the name Radio.
you’re that bad.
Just kidding! I’m back!
Go Mets!
How many more days till spring training?
Fart Face. OUT!
She’ll win…because of us!
will.H your still striking out. post under the name radio? I really hope you can actually do better then that.
Vote for Amandah!
screw philidelphia sports! METS 2010!!
VOTE KRISTEN!
Amandah is desperate for votes. I voted for Kristen, and you should too.
Greatest. Thread. Ever.
No this is the real Laurie Hawkins and I am going to bed!!!!!
No, THIS is the real Laurie Hawkins and I’m staying up all night to read this thread!
SO BRING IT ON BIOTCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I’m voting for Kristen because she knew what a sacrafice fly was.
you los locos!
yo soy voting para Kristen pero che hot.
Anyone want to be a Mets ball girl?
I almost want to buy that shirt
Mr. Tug Haines is right.
Most threads seem to get out of control, but always amusing, so I’ll keep reading.
I actually watched three of these… Kami, Amandah, and Kristen. That was as far as I made it before giving up. Ugh. Can’t believe I lasted that long.
I’d vote for Kristen (for the lookin’ at?), but calling Charlie the “head coach” killed any chance she had.
Kami had the toughest question, IMO.
Amandah gets credit for inspiring this awesome thread, but Laurie and Mike are really hurting her image… way more than the Steelers fan thing. It’s not like she likes the Cowboys, anyway.
I once killed a drifter just to get an erection.
This is right the thread for this, right?
Anything’s better than that one ballgirl they got now with the GIGANTIC forehead.
I would assume that the vote is to take the forehead’s spot. They kept miscounting, and counted the girl and the forehead as two people.
And if you’re out there reading this, giant forehead girl, I’m sorry in advance. But your forehead is very large.
hahahah This is the greatest thread ever. Aunt Laurie has got to be my favorite poster of all time.
Tug Haines and Matt – I have embraced my giant forehead! That’s why I have the great nickname of Hammerhead!
-Sam from Mt. Ephraim
It’s not a forehead…it’s a five-head.
I heart this site. Truly.
He’s back!
http://joshtom.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/wizard-of-oz.jpg
Placido!
I sincerely hope I never have a daughter that wants to be a ballgirl…
She looks like one of the chicks in my dead hooker closet.
I voted for amandah because in two of the pictures, she’s standing with a wide stance, to air her shit out. In the 2009 t-shirt one, she looks as if she’s spreading her butt-cheeks. Stick a pinky in my ass!
I didn’t think it was possible in this thread but Thomas perez, congrats you’re the winner. I feel dirty and am now going to take a shower. In the name of AI, holla.
That girl needs a good face paintin’
Middle aged people defending their relatives are so pathetic.
KRISTEN FTW
Is my bitch of an ex-wife done ranting and raving? If she only opened her legs as much as her mouth! Am I right fellas??
been there, done that
why is everyone so hard on lori hawkins? and such discusting comments !!! this turned out to be almost as bad as going out for the presidency, and ya know how much they bash them!
Very close to 200…
I also do not like Ricky Botallico too much. He seems like he’d very annoying to be around.
Hopefully this is 200.
You guys are taking it too far, man. And it’s the same people commenting under different names, so I had to close the comments.
I mean, it’s possible to be funny and show a tad bit of class. Unless it’s really funny, but youse were getting all repetitive and shit.
However, I still stand by my original, wholesome mission: VOTE FOR AMANDAH.