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May
27
2008
The Definitive Sarge Matthews Hat Collection
Posted by meech.one at 10:29 am ET 4 Comments

Phillies color commentator Gary Matthews has one of the greatest hat collections any human being has ever assembled. Each broadcast, no matter how the Phillies are playing, you can be assured of one thing – The Sarge will be sporting a new, stylish hat. Throughout the course of the season, I’ve been collecting screenshots of said hats, strictly for my personal enjoyment. But now I feel it would be rather selfish of me to keep them a secret. So I have decided to share them with the masses. You can thank me later.

And now, without further adieu, a Fightins’ exclusive – the Gary Matthews hat slideshow…

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4 Comments on “The Definitive Sarge Matthews Hat Collection”

  1. BDuns Says:

    Sarge’s Chrysler Jeep keys to the game:

    wear an awesome hat.

  2. How do you spell retard? Says:

    Garry Matthews’s hats are the tits. But he definietly needs to lend some to Tom “Where’s Waldo” McCarthy. That is one ugly melon.

  3. Chamomiles Davis Says:

    The only thing missing is Kenny Rogers’ “Through The Years” playing in the background.

  4. Marie Lepping Says:

    Where did the nickname of “Sarge” come about for Garry Matthews?

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