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That’s right, Cole Hamels DOES have a Camaro

Posted by meech.one at 11:30 am ET 34 Comments

haha, I’m starting to think Cole Hamels will endorse ANYTHING.

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34 Comments on “That’s right, Cole Hamels DOES have a Camaro”

Tug Haines Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 11:41 am
$9.95 bro.
El Ricko Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Cole now ranks just below Jeff Garcia in the annals of Delaware Valley TV ad lore…

(Does Oxford count as Delaware Valley?)
Alexander Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 11:46 am
When I see advertisements that involve Cole Hamels, I cringe. It’s instinctive at this point.
photographer N Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Cole can try as hard as he wants. NOTHING will beat THIS ad.
Phylan Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Local commercials with athletes that can’t act is a great American pastime
Pat M. Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
After this season, I don’t think many businesses will want anything to do with Cole Hamels.

Be on the lookout for Cliff Lee advertisements as early as this offseason though.
Rudy Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Looks like Hollywood Hamels is putting a reel together…
Tony Is Dynamic Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Cole’s expressions make him look like the asshole in a high school coming of age movie.

The best Philly advertisement? The Jon Runyan/Hank Fraley commercial. The fuck’s Hank doing catching a pass?
Crane Kick Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Lisa got bombs
Birm Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Shouldn’t he be saying ‘that’s right, I DO have a camero – and YOU don’t, neener-neener-neener’

You’ll have nothing and LIKE it!
Shaggy Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
At least Mike Richards doesn’t keep trottin out gems like WG BMW
TC Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
The ad with Cole and Heidi laying in bed with random kids is still the best.

Thats right I do have a Camaro…
GTO Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
way to take the rant post down Tug.

my comment was epic
PopUpJimmy11 Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
He uses Comcast Phone Services to call his Grandmom in San Diego. Maybe Cole should develop a 3 rd pitch before he does any more commercials.
Clare Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
I really like Cole’s Comcast digital voice commercial. And his adorable little gay Maltese has outstanding comic timing.

“I talk to my grandma all the time!”
Nick B. Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Yea what happened with Selig rant post, I saw it in my RSS, just a second ago?
Tug Haines Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Working on it. WordPress hates me.
Lynniemac Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Colbert should just not talk. Ever.
Clare Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
PopupJimmy11, you and I are clearly having a mind meld.
Bryan Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Cole Hames is a douche. Enjoy your teacup maltese dog
Jdashdog Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
“Hi gramma. Practice was so hard today. Dubee made me throw like a million pitches and I got real tired. I wish you were here to make me some ovaltine.”
Brandon Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
He tries to sound serious and convincing but comes off sounding like a 10 year old girl.
Pat M. Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
He always does.
PopUpJimmy11 Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
@ Clare
Yes we are! I saw that commercial last night and all I could think of was he had to call his grammy to complain about his dog.
Mike Richards Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
zzzz…. Oh, we’re taping!! Experience……Quality……Trust……

2 Letters Give it all to you….

Beat that, Cole!

I’m goin back to sleep.
maria Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
“That man makes my ovaltine boil!” Lynnie?
Lynniemac Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
“Rose, I know this is a long shot, but did you take much acid during the sixties?”
maria Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Cue to the confused look on Rose’s face.

“They say gay if a guy can sign the entire score of Gigi. But a six-foot-three, 200-pound married man with kids who likes to dress up like Dorothy Lamour, I think you have to go with queer.”
Lynniemac Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
“You really haven’t grasped the concept of this gay thing yet, have you?”

Tonight’s game needs to be over before 11.
maria Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
“Not Lebanese, Blanche.”
Lynniemac Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Okay, I’m too lazy to find the quote, but my absolute all-time favorite is when Rose buys a cake for her cousin’s visit. She buys it at an erotic bakery and thinks it’s a map of Florida.
maria Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
hahaha. That reminded of “The Men of Blanche’s Boudoir.”

“I’m surprised you were able to walk in October.”
Lynniemac Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
I would buy that calendar.
John Says:
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:51 pm
SO gay. I’m gay, so I can say this without sounding like a bigot.