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Oct
27
2009
Thanks For Angering Shane Victorino, New York Post
Posted by meech.one at 9:14 am ET 107 Comments

You know what’s not a smart move for a shitty gossip rag of newspaper to do right before Game 1 of the World Series? Run a horribly photoshopped picture of Shane Victorino wearing a cheerleader outfit on the front page.

I don’t know if you can remember last year’s playoffs, shitty newspaper, but when your Yankees were swinging golf clubs and banging 50-year old pop stars, Shane Victorino was taking your newly purchased ace, C.C. Sabathia, deeeep into the left field bleachers for a grand fucking slam en route to a World Fucking Championship.

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107 Comments on “Thanks For Angering Shane Victorino, New York Post”

  1. James Fayleez Says:

    That’s great.

    When we win, Shane better wear that outfit to the parade and wipe his ass with a Yankees towel.

  2. Melissa Says:

    Hah this is just funny, good work NY post.

    Anyone know where to find the vid of Jimmy on Leno last night??

  3. Estebomb Says:

    Is this really the best they could do? Terribly dumb. No wonder newspapers are dying.

  4. Fightins Newbie Says:

    Those look like A Rods legs?

  5. JaysonWerthHisWeightInGold Says:

    Damn, Shane’s got some nice legs. I find myself suddenly confused about some of my life choices.

  6. l_destouches Says:

    Jimmy’s favorite tv show? Martin.

    http://www.thejaylenoshow.com/video/episodes/?vid=1170002&tin=1788&tout=2521#vid=1170002

  7. Lynniemac Says:

    I just read the Post piece, and the whole thing reads like the Onion. It is seriously ridiculous.

  8. Scott F Says:

    It looks like a multi-million dollar company printed out the Internet and ran it on the front page.

  9. bryana Says:

    i laughed so hard at this when i was putting out the newspapers at work this morning. so good.

  10. l_destouches Says:

    oh, and j roll says phils in 5.

  11. Jro73 Says:

    Shane has bigger tits than Kate Hudson

  12. lovemesomewerth Says:

    that NY Post article is ridiculous. It just proves what fans have no class. Seriously that guy never heard the word hoagie and expects everyone to read GQ and dress to the nines for a baseball game. I think Sports Illustrated.com said it best…it’s the yankees corporate crowd vs. the Phillies flag waving fans.

  13. Mr. Bryan Says:

    WTF, that is just retarded.

  14. HummerX Says:

    i dont even fucking understand this

  15. D. Whitmore Says:

    @jro73

    good call

  16. Heathcliff Slocumb Says:

    Couldn’t they at least have hooked up a sweet Hawaiian luau grass skirt or something?

  17. dicknballs Says:

    I don’t know, Shane looks kinda hot in the skirt…. ;)

    Seriously though, this is the best that New York can do? GQ? Fucking losers….

  18. Kruks left nut Says:

    hell i did not know Shane was a swith hitter…or maybe i am?

  19. phatty Says:

    that grand slam last year landed about 7 people over from me and i have a boner just thinking about it.

  20. counterclockwise Says:

    You would think they would take 20 secs to get the cheerleader legs’ skin tone to match Victorino.

  21. John Says:

    this isnt even worth getting all riled up about, its just more of a reason to get fired up to beat NY

  22. Jenn Says:

    You would think with all the money the use to buy their players they could have given some to the paper for a better add. My kids could have done a better job than that.

  23. Big Ragu Says:

    Is that Steve Phillips’s new girlfriend?

  24. Steve Says:

    FUCK THE YANKEES!!!!!!!!

  25. miss bee Says:

    in response, i’d like to see you guys do your own photoshop work of the yankees in skirts. maybe different skirts, like poodle skirts and hoop skirts in addition to cheerleading and tennis skirts.

    and yes, points will be rewarded for matching skin tones.

  26. Watrick Says:

    Is this because you posted that picture of A-Rod with a purse on facebook?

  27. JaysonWerthHisWeightInGold Says:

    Allow me to fire the first response
    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2456/4049538343_32901bac37_o.jpg

  28. Pd Says:

    Karma, you NY motherfuckers! I now feel even more confident that the Phils will stun the overrated and arrogant Yankees and their egotistical asshole fans.

  29. Jdashdog Says:

    @jayson, I’d hit that

  30. bigmyc Says:

    JayisGold, nice. Very, very nice.

    Splendid retort.

    I don’t think that anybody on the Phillies is at all concerned with this….not am I. I’m not sure that this particular version of “creativity” deserves any kind of credence.

  31. Chris Says:

    @Jayson

    I work at a financial company here in Philly and just passed your work around the office. The results are in: BRILLIANT.

  32. Fightins Newbie Says:

    @jayson
    very impressive. I always wondered what CC’s feet looked like.

  33. Heathcliff Slocumb Says:

    Who needs skirts and photoshopping? How ’bout some good ole’ fashioned grabass…

    http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krsgz5OGgz1qz9qj5o1_500.jpg

  34. JaysonWerthHisWeightInGold Says:

    @jayson
    very impressive. I always wondered what CC’s feet looked like.

    Actually so has CC.

  35. matt Says:

    Hey Phillies fans all of new england is rooting for you. Fuck the Post, what a trashy newspaper. Go phillies, fuck NY

  36. matt Says:

    200 million dollar embarrassment, get that headline ready NY Post

  37. ericvsthem Says:

    I expect no less from Rupert Murdoch’s gossip rag.

  38. Fightins Newbie Says:

    @jaysonwerth
    Nice set up huh?

  39. Chrissylicious Says:

    @ James Fayleez Says:
    October 27th, 2009 at 9:17 am
    That’s great.
    When we win, Shane better wear that outfit to the parade and wipe his ass with a Yankees towel.

    I agree!! This is so ridiculous! New York Sucks!

  40. Brandon Says:

    How is that Phillie fans and the city are being called trashy, classless, and such horrible people when everyone is only talking about the actually playing of the series. and the yankee “fans” keep doing ridiculous shit like this.

    God i can’t wait for game 1

  41. Ozzie Virgil's Beard Says:

    I don’t know why everyone is getting so worked up over this article. These comments are from people who have never bothered to cross the Hudson and step outside the New York City limits. Every time I read a quote from these assholes, it’s like I’m watching the Truman Show. I’m sure if they took the time to get in their car (if they have one) and drive to the edge of town, they’d find that they aren’t going to bounce off of a wall. This shit is laughable. I’m amazed these ‘fans’ woke up, got dressed, and left their parents’ basement in the morning to make these comments.

    Phils in 6. They take it in New York thus leaving an even worse taste in the collective mouth of New York City.

  42. DEEZ Says:

    Dear Ruppert Murdock:
    Your “newspaper” is a joke, as a yankees fan your are aiming for the lowest common denominator and no one who really cares about baseball thinks this is anything but retarded. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul. as for the “angry” phils fans, relax this ass rag of a news paper isant worth a penny so it’ll be gone in a few years. Shane wearing a skirt is the least of the phils problems, I would be more concerned about CC game one and having a 60 year old pedro starting game two after not pitching for a lonnnng time. YANKEES in 6…

  43. Snevik Says:

    At least Shane-O matches his accesories. I mean, a black handbag with Yankee blue: http://www.happyscrappy.com/blog/images/arodbag.jpg. Fashion alert!

  44. Lauren Says:

    haha FUCK NEW YORK!! Your going down, and seriously is this the best you could do? I say The Daily News should print something with A-Rod with a needle hanging out of his ass

  45. Shooglez Says:

    Short and sweet….and FUCKING AWESOME!!

  46. phillygirl Says:

    Snevik – hahahahahahahaha!

  47. Reverend Paul Revere Says:

    So, is the NY Post trying to say that the Yankees’ star pitcher is so bad he gives up grand slams to a guy who wears a dress? I’m confused.

  48. erica Says:

    yeah hahaa its all good shane still looks better in a skirt then every yankee player looks in a uniform fuck it when philly takes the yanks and broad street goes nuts and once again i will run through ny with my rally towellllll =]

  49. James Harris Says:

    You Phillies fans are pathetic, talkin’ all this trash on your stupid little site. Yanks in 5. That’s right, you’ll have to watch us accept the trophy on your field, ha! Here comes number 27

  50. Andrew Says:

    $20 says those are Elizabeth Shue’s legs. circa 1990???
    I’m with Jimmy, though. It’s Phillies in 5. Kate Hudson will get an emmy nomination for her tears caught live on Fox as A-Rod strikes out looking at a Brad Lidge slider in the top of the ninth to end the game.
    She loses to Chooch.

  51. TheSportsHernia Says:

    The anger in this post is palpable.

  52. RR Says:

    Just wait until tomorrow…..24 pages of glorious World Series coverage. I’m a Yankee fan, and I’ll admit, this is pretty fucking stupid.

  53. Andrew Says:

    $20 more says James Harris is a useless twat.
    Hate on the fans all you want guy, the best Baseball team will win this series, and nobody matches the Phils for Confidence, Determination, Power Hitting, and heart. The yankees may have a long history of winning, but we love our team in spite of and because of every disappointment and every heartbreak. There is a magic surrounding this team that is not matched by any other team.
    And we know how to close out playoff series, your team does not.

  54. Chazbot Says:

    @JaysonWerth: Bravo to you, sir.

  55. will.H Says:

    james harris, away teams dont really accept trophies on the field, its done in the locker rooms. has it been that long since you’ve experienced the world series, new fan

  56. jms Says:

    Zolecki just tweeted this: http://twitpic.com/n696d Shane looking at the NY Post

  57. Whatever Says:

    @ Andrew
    new team-new year. The yanks have closed out the twins and angels, hence, We closed out the playoffs.

    “nobody matches the Phils for Confidence, Determination, Power Hitting, and heart.” 15 walkoff off wins and most wins were come from behind. If the Yankees don’t embody those characteristics, then I don’t know who does.

  58. Go Phillies Says:

    Fuck you. That is gay. You have Gay-rod we have people

  59. BB Says:

    Why isn’t the post singing the praises of the Yankees? Or is this their way of riling up the Phils & their fans? VERY BAD MOVE!

  60. Stef Says:

    Well said, James Fayleez!!!!

  61. MoyerIsMyHero Says:

    I love how we’re getting criticized for being angry about this. Sorry, but most of the posts I read here are just incredulous, not angry. As in: Seriously? You call yourself a newspaper? Sad.

  62. Zoe Strauss Says:

    Remember when the Post ran that racist cartoon earlier this year? This cover is sexist and out and out moronic. Heathcliff, you’re right, a grass skirt would have made sense! The Post is the absolute worst… I’m so sorry for NY that the Post is their secondary paper.

  63. Papa Thompson Says:

    meech.one speaks for me.

  64. Papa Thompson Says:

    OK, I’ve been staring at this cover for many minutes, and I’ve got to give it to Shane. He’s hot. And he’s got to have a couple of extras, at least for Game 3. Hey Shane, I can be VERRRY creative in my negotiations.

  65. k $ Says:

    PHUCK THE YANKEES, THE ONLY GOOD PLAYERS THEY HAVE ARE JETER AND A.ROD. WE HAVE VICTORINO, UTLEY, HOWARD, AND LEE. THE YANKEES AND ALL OF NEW YORK CAN SUCK IT DRY!!!!!!!!!11

  66. Lindzaaaay Says:

    The yankees are phucking pusssssys! wait til they come to philly, they will get their asses beat the phuck up! if i were victorino, i’d fine that bitchass who made this and fuck them the up!

  67. sduhfsd Says:

    I FUCKING HATE THE YANKEES!

  68. Antman35 Says:

    It’s New York. What else would you expect from them?

  69. Mair Says:

    that’s okay – let them rile up the Boys from Philly…

  70. hahahaha Says:

    hahaha the yankess are gonna fuck u phaggots up. say wat u want about this paper, but fact is, no one at the post will ever read this, or if they do, give a shit. haha let them rile up the boys in philly, lol its new york wat else would u expect from them. Philly is the city with 5 year olds tryin to sell coke in school. yeah thats actual news about ur glorious second rate shit education white trash piece of shit city. keep wishing u were as important new york you’ll always be silly philly to the rest of the world

  71. Whatever Says:

    @k $
    I guess teixera, cc and Mariano are minor leaguers?

    As a Yankee fan, I chuckled at the Yankee bandwagon blog on this site. Every team has a frontrunner following but the majority of Yankee fans are not corporate. It’s the idiots who talk like retards, like the post above me, who are the frontrunners and couldn’t name the 1995 starting shortstop for the yanks.

    As far as fans go, I believe both of our cities have a Bad reputation. The worst are the fans who’ve just come aboard, now that both teams are in the playoffs and think this is how the die-hards act.

  72. Whatever Says:

    Btw, what team wouldn’t like something like the post article to get them going. Baseball is about emtion as much as skill. If he can channel it, then victorino is gonna kill it.

  73. mr_cee Says:

    I’m waiting for A-Roid to borrow Madonna’s pointy bra she wore a few years back………..now that would make for a great pic…………and Chooch could get an ice cream cone for each hand

  74. hahahaha Says:

    WHATEVER u sound like a fuckin loser. im not even a yanks fan. im a mets fan but over everything im a new york fan. your right that new york has a bad rap in philly. but philly has a bad rap EVERYWHERE, and for a good reason. its a disgusting shit hole which i unfortunitely go to school in. u think u know wat a real fan is? u think u know anything?? knowing the 1995 lineup isnt a challenge dumbfuck. any avid baseball fan could name half of them. ur a total piece of shit i dont even know wat else to say theres just too much.

  75. will.H Says:

    now we see why America laughs at the mets

  76. Sara Says:

    ahhhhh eloquence.

  77. Whatever Says:

    Name ‘em “hahahahaha”. Are u googling yet?
    I was talking about yankee bandwagon fans. I wasn’t talking about avid fans. It figures your a met fan. I grew up in Whitestone, 10 minutes from Shea, and couldn’t stomach the fans. Very white trash and most talked like you come to think of it.

    Your parents should ask for a refund to whatever special Ed school your attending. It’s obviously not paying off.

  78. Alex Says:

    you guyes suck fuck you yankes you guyes suck when the phillies win again to better be sucking dick hahahaha

  79. whatever Says:

    inna skirt and still sexy as shit , and probably better then half there teamm

    SUCCKK IITTT YANKEESS !!!!!!!!!

  80. whatever Says:

    ooohh and “hahahahah” ur a fucken dumbasss soo too let you knoo
    learn how to spell rep dumbasssss

  81. Bad Dog Says:

    I wasn’t too happy with the photo of Shane Victorino so I thought I would put something out in response.
    Hope you enjoy!

    http://www.baddogwebdesign.com/arod_jeter.jpg

  82. mr_cee Says:

    that is one expensive lookin’ ho

  83. no thnx Says:

    why am i not surprised that a NY tabloid published that?

  84. yank these Says:

    we got 5 year olds sellin coke but ya got snitchin ass rappers hanggin wit cops ya ratty ass city one of dem bitchz can bite ya leg off…not 2 long ago i was in time square nd like 3 ratts were fckin chillin like the 4th of july…ya motha fckerz livein like fckin prisoners!!!….we philly fans have pride in our team…ya yankees fans only like ya team cuz they won back in the day!!
    ( SO YANK THESE JETER FANS + STEROID LOVERS)

  85. Janet Says:

    you can find the leno show with jimmy rollins on hulu.com

  86. jamdfscksyanks Says:

    Everyone knows Rod and Deter are lovers.

  87. jamdfscksyanks Says:

    Everyone knows Rod and Jeter are lovers.

  88. Brian Says:

    http://www.dinerstate.net/01teixeira.jpg

  89. Philtydelphia Says:

    I respect the Phillies and I’m looking forward to a good series. For those of you not from NY, the Post is one of the worst newspapers you can read so just laugh and move on. Its more like a gossip paper than an official resource for “real” news. Stop taking things so personal. Laugh, move on, and lets get ready for the World Series.

    By the way, you all are welcome to come to NY for the parade.

  90. SkirtboyShane Says:

    You Phillies fans are pathetic. You’re the nastiest fans of all sports.
    In fact , your entitre city is pathetic.
    The pitchers in the visiting BP gets all kinds of shit thrown at them from you assholes.
    You can’t act like human’s…..You’re fucking animals.
    YANKEES IN 6 C**KSUCKERS!
    GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!

  91. will.H Says:

    i like how skirtboy says we’re the nasiest fans, then proceeds to call us fucking amimals and cock suckers. good work.

  92. SkirtboyShane Says:

    like how skirtboy says we’re the nasiest fans, then proceeds to call us fucking amimals and cock suckers. good work.

    Hey jerk off. Words are one thing. Violence is another.

  93. SkirtboyShane Says:

    Who sold their WS ticket to Susan?
    LOL!!

  94. SkirtboyShane Says:

    This is your typical Phillies fan? GROSS!!

    http://bumpshack.com/2009/10/27/susan-finkelstein-trades-sex-for-philadelphia-phillies-tickets-photo/

  95. Ryan Says:

    What’s the matter, Shane? Can’t take a little ribbing? Don’t read the papers then.

  96. SkirtboyShane Says:

    If you call what Phillies fans are posting here “ribbing” then you need your head checked.

  97. SkirtboyShane Says:

    You people make Red Sox fans sound like Snow White.

  98. SkirtboyShane Says:

    I guess this is ribbing Ryan?……..

    Alex Says:

    October 27th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    you guyes suck fuck you yankes you guyes suck when the phillies win again to better be sucking dick hahahaha

  99. Dan Says:

    LOL Phillies take game one.

    Sup now Yanks?

  100. yank these Says:

    whats up wit theme yankees lmfao well 1 game down 3 to go

  101. skirtchaser Says:

    33,000,000 A-Rods salary – three strike outs game one. Money well spent.
    111,209,046 Phillies Payroll
    208,097,414 Yankees Payroll – And they still can’t win a world series.

  102. yank these Says:

    gud 1 these yankee cock suckers dnt kno shit about philly…dey city is full of rats like huge bitch the shouldve have sent the croc. hunter 2 check dem out….game one big embarassin like lee jest cummed on ya mouth a rod 3 k’z…shut ya mouth nd stick ya head up ya ass!=]

  103. Whatever Says:

    @ yank these

    Eloquently spoken. Now can someone please translate. I threw my ebonics book out in 1995.

  104. MyDogcanbeatupyourdog Says:

    At least Philly Fans are real people and hard working.! New York has turned Hollywood send them to LA with the rest of the Phonies! Go PHUCKIN PHILS!!!! GO!!!!

  105. Dan Says:

    All quiet on the NY front.

    You NY trolls were out talking shit before game 1. Where are you now?

    Oh how the weather is fair for NY fans.

    Hop off the bandwagon.

    Join a real team.

  106. SkirtBoyShane Says:

    HEY PHILLIES FANS!!……………HELLOOOOOO?? I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!! …. YOU OUT THERE????

    THE YANKEES WIN GAME 3!! HAHAHAAAAAAAA!!
    THE YANKEES UP 2-1 IN THE SERIES WITH CC PITCHING TOMM!!
    YOU’RE DOOMED! YANKEES IN 6!

  107. CCs aFatAce Says:

    Hey RoidRodFan aka SkirtBoy,
    You saw what happened to your big bad “ace” when he faced CHASE, right?
    Not so much of an ace anymore now is he? You’re whole team is full of cheaters.
    RoidRod is the worst of them, Texiera is also on the juice. Then there’s Manny Ramirez who gets CAUGHT ON VIDEO spitting on the ball. All you idiot Yankees fans prove is that
    you know nothing about baseball, and YOU’RE the classless ones that don’t care how
    the game is won, just as long as it is won. And yeah, let me tell ya, having a jerkoff joke-of-
    a-newspaper like Murduck’s rag representing your team isn’t exactly character building.
    Even the fans in these comments here did a better photoshop job than the 12 year-old whore
    that did the cover of the NYPussy, so get over yourselves because you’re worth NOTHING.

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