At first glance, this screenshot may look innocent enough. After all, it’s just a young lady sitting in the stands at Citizens Bank Park reading the latest issue of Vanity Fair while her sunglasses protect her precious little eyes from the harmful rays of the Philadelphia sun. You would most likely assume that this was happening during a lull in game action. In-between innings, perhaps?
YOUR ASSUMPTIONS WOULD BE WRONG.
This was actually taken during the 7th inning of last night’s 9-6 win over the Reds. And see that portly gentleman wearing the home jersey in front of her? Well, he just caught a chopper off the bat of Brandon Phillips and the entire section was busy cheering him on and giggling at his “I caught a foul ball!” celebration and it just looked like everyone was having an enjoyable night at the ballpark. But as the crowd was yukking it up, this Vanity Fair broad just sat there with her nose buried in her stupid magazine. Not once did she bother to glance up and see what all the commotion was about.
STAY THE FUCK HOME, VANITY FAIR BROAD.
Listen, if you would rather read Vanity Fair with your hood up and sunglasses on at 10 o’clock in the pm rather than watch a baseball game — by all means, feel free to do so. Just do it in the comfort of your own home and let your poor, poor boyfriend take one of his buddies who might actually, you know, PAY ATTENTION to the fucking game have your $40 seat on the third base line.
Tell you the truth, I don’t even know if my description does the actual clip justice. So proceed past the jump where I’ve conviently embedded the game film. My guess is you’re going to hate her more than I do.
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July 10th, 2009 at 10:15 am
It’s good to know that the Unabomber is a Phils fan though.
July 10th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Thank you for posting this, This was so infuriating to see. This lady is such a giant C and a waste of a seat.
July 10th, 2009 at 10:19 am
In her defense she was reading this article.
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/style/2009/04/brand-new-citi-field-cant-kill-met-fan-face.html
July 10th, 2009 at 10:21 am
I think we need more “I think I hate you lady” tags.
July 10th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Clearly she’s just there for the fireworks show. Which was top notch, BTW… those going tonight are in for a real treat.
But yeah, a seat that good should be reserved for a real fan.
July 10th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Suggested tag: C U Next Tuesday
July 10th, 2009 at 10:28 am
I think her boyfriend deserves a little bit of the blame as well for letting this absurd ridiculousness go on. Tell you girlfriend if she wants to read the vanity fair go back to the fucking car.
July 10th, 2009 at 10:31 am
Give her a break Meech — If you zoom in you can see that she is actually taking a dump.
July 10th, 2009 at 10:31 am
I’m bringing a couple back issues of US News & World Report to the Heist tomorrow, just in case it gets boring.
July 10th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Dang.
William Shatner is sitting beside her, and she still has her face buried in the mag.
July 10th, 2009 at 10:34 am
$10,000 bounty on her head
July 10th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Hate to break it to you, but that doesn’t look like a girlfriend. Look at her left hand. That looks like a FIANCEE. Or dare-I-say a wife. That guy’s lucky he’s allowed out of the house at this point.
Poor sap.
July 10th, 2009 at 10:37 am
AND they had the fucking wave at the game last night
July 10th, 2009 at 10:43 am
J-D is right. The boyfriend probably has confidence issues because of his balding head and needs a pretty little c*** to boost the morale. “Hey hunny, can I go to the game tonight?” “Only if you take me because your friends are all losers.” Snobby nighttime sunglass-wearing bitches have no place in the classy CBP.
July 10th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Total disgrace.
Not wearing the home team’s colors, sunglasses on at night, and reading a magazine at a professional sporting event is the triple crown of Douchebaggery.
July 10th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Look reeaaaal close the guy is live ‘n on the edge,you mean to tell me you never ever took your blow up doll anywhere?
July 10th, 2009 at 10:45 am
I love this site. Everytime something like this pisses me off during a game I come here the next day and there is an angry mob that I can happily attach myself to. I hope the 1,000+ kids that were at the game last night at least enjoyed the fireworks from their high perch in the nosebleeds because they should have rotated that seat around during the game. What an absolute twat.
July 10th, 2009 at 10:46 am
Damn, I guess I was so upset by that pic I didn’t bother to look for an engagement/wedding ring. I guess the question that remains is why would he marry a girl that would embarass him like that? Unlucky.
July 10th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Unfortunately that dude caught the foul ball or she might have had to do something other than read that stupid magazine.
July 10th, 2009 at 10:54 am
maybe she is a blind mute and vanity fair has a freakin brail issue, i wish my bitch was a blind mute,any how if she is a blind mute the guy just saved her from getting drilled with the ball
July 10th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Wow, I totally missed that last night. Thanks for bringing this to my attention! I feel fortunate that my wife actually enjoys going to the game. She may want to talk too much sometimes but at least she is talking about baseball, or to her friend.
July 10th, 2009 at 11:03 am
unfortunately, i know this scene all too well. my aunt is a serial bring-a-novel-to-the-gamer while my uncle sitting next to her kept tabs with his scorecard.
July 10th, 2009 at 11:04 am
If only the guy in front of her had let the ball go past him…
July 10th, 2009 at 11:21 am
shoulda let the ball hit her in the cot damn face.
July 10th, 2009 at 11:26 am
I’m sure she was hot (through his eyes, not ours) at some point, showed him some attention and gave him head on a consistent basis. He fell for the oldest trick in the book while she secretly was just a bitch on the inside. He gave her a ring and now is stuck with her. Classic case
July 10th, 2009 at 11:29 am
i offer this man two man-demerits on her behalf.
one for the sunglasses at night, and the second for the pussy magazine at a ball game.
July 10th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Yeah,what a bunch of dumb ass’s we are ,i even fell for that one twice
July 10th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Maybe she is just a fan of Fireworks and the game was an opening act for her….
Naaa, She’s probably just an asshole.
July 10th, 2009 at 11:42 am
I think its nice that thay are spending time together,i am sure she takes him places that he would rather not go to,but mr.Kruk to say she is a blind mute ,i just think is not fair,and ja happy u must be a dumb ass for thinking that we like giving head,thats why it always stops the day after the honemoon
July 10th, 2009 at 11:46 am
i don’t know. in her defense, every time i go to the park with friends instead of my girlfriend i come home at 4 am reaking of cigars and strippers.
July 10th, 2009 at 11:55 am
what a dumb bitch, and what a loser for wasting his money buying a ticket and taking this dumb bitch to the game.
July 10th, 2009 at 11:55 am
I saw that shit last night and had a feeling there would be a post about it on here today! dumbass, and she’s wearing sunglasses. fucking hipster.
July 10th, 2009 at 11:58 am
This pissed me off last night too, thanks for the grab.
July 10th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
I heard that when these two aren’t at the game, he’s walking beside her carrying her lil’ puppy dog in a backpack.
July 10th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
This woman stinks on ice.
July 10th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Good God, I hate women like this. And I hate the wave.
WATCH THE DAMN GAME OR DON’T TAKE A SEAT FROM SOMEONE WHO WILL!!
July 10th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Check out the screen shot. That ain’t her boyfriend, that’s here hubby (check ring). Just another reason not to get married, I guess.
July 10th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
YO, i gotta say i found this site a couple days ago,”u guys rock” cot damn
July 10th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
@Tug, I would go with the C U Next Tuesday!
July 10th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
I am hysterical laughing at these comments…
How could she possibly not even look up with that going on? I think she may actually be asleep.
July 10th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
What a waste of a ticket. This is something i’d expect to see at a mets or yankees game, not in Philly.
Yous guys are concentrating on ragging on the girl, but the dude definitely deserves just as much shit as her. what a loser!
July 10th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
tc, he looks like about as nice as a poor pussy whipped guy you’d ever meet,it happens to the best of us, and it happened to j a happy twice,maybe she use to suck basketballs thru garden hose,
July 10th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
What a ginormous tool! I was so pissed off when I saw this last night! She gives a bad name to the girls that might actually know baseball and enjoy the Phils and the game! Craptastic!
July 10th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
This broad totally looks like the chic that shot McNair.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,530824,00.html
July 10th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
@Dell omg u are right…like i said before she seems like a real nice lady
July 10th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
thats me who caught the ball,my buddy from work told me to check this site out,now listen if my wife finds any of this crap out ,the little tang i do get will be stopped dead,for what may be a long period of time,i had a friend call me during the game to give me a little heads up,but i beg you guys to no make to much of a big deal of this,and i can send money to charity’s if you know what i mean!
July 10th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Actually sir, I haven’t the foggiest idea what you mean.
July 10th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I saw this last night on the T.V., turned to my wife-to-be and, in no uncertain terms, told her that if she ever brought a magazine to a Phils game it would be the last time she set foot in CBP. At least she’s asking questions and trying to learn more about the game. If you’re not interested stay home! Flipping thru a magazine, with sunglasses on, at night, at a baseball game? You miss are a douche.
July 10th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
The only good to come from a fireworks game is the lack of traffic as I leave the park. I hate the people that show up for those games because its usually the only time they would stay for a entire game. cot damn fairweather fans. and to the upperdeck assholes starting the wave during important moments of the game I hope you stand up and the person $behind you fists you with a schmitter
July 10th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Hey 06fan…you’re the guy who caught the ball and are suggesting that the vanityfairbitch is your wife? Does your wife always sit a row behind and 3-4 seats over? If so, well played my friend. But I doubt thats the case.
July 10th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
REASON NUMBER ONE 90% OF MY FRIENDS ARE GUYS.
July 10th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Who says no one in the front row is a fan?
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/7516/u222.jpg
July 10th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
She’s the kind of person who the next day will be regaling all her friends about the fantastic time she had at the game and how she was cheering the whole night.
July 10th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
And ps Helen4u, I like giving head so watch your royal “we”s!!
July 10th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
July 10th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
@Eminencegirl , can we make that 91% of your friends
July 10th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
92
July 10th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
oh well i go to the mountains every weekend,no internet there,i am gonna miss this freakin site,cot damn, later
July 10th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
She’s trying to be incognito. Cheating with the dude she’s with and that’s her “disguise” just in case someone sees her.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
…i am at work and have been laughing so hard tears were coming out of my eyes reading these posts. All to eff’n funny.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
I’d love to see what the bottom half of that creature looks like. probably wide and dumpy
July 10th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
ha ha this totally pissed me off while watching at home…WASTE OF SUCH A GOOD SEAT
August 5th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
When i’m hav’n a fucked up day @ work i go back to this pick and smile,cause it could be worse,i could be this sad sumena bitch!