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Feb
01
2010
Shane Victorino works the red carpet at the Grammy Awards
Posted by meech.one at 1:15 pm ET 60 Comments

For the second consecutive year, the Phillies own Shane Victorino threw on a suit and made his way down the red carpet of the Grammy Awards to see 2009’s most trendiest of nominees and performances. During the show, Shane was a guest inside a luxury box where he mingled with the likes of Kid Rock and this guy.

After doing a little research, which consisted of typing the words “Shane Victorino Grammys” into Google and clicking on the fourth link, I was redirected to The Zo Zone where I found out that Shane is all buddy-buddy with a fellow who lives in Bryn Mawr named Gary Veloric. Gary apparently owns a record company called Red Stripe Plane and serves on the Board of Directors at MusiCares, who pays tribute to an artist every year the night before the Grammys.

This year MusiCares honored Neil Young, and guess what? Shane was there, too!

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60 Comments on “Shane Victorino works the red carpet at the Grammy Awards”

  1. Muscles Says:

    does that really count as a suit?

  2. Muscles Says:

    oh… first. i’m not good at this.

  3. That Guy's Juice Says:

    Oh Shane

  4. Matt P. Says:

    Josh Klinghoffer made his live debut with the Chili Peppers at that MusiCares thing too (replacing the great John Frusciante).

    Shane+that=two most important storylines out of the Grammys, eh?

  5. Lynniemac Says:

    Shane + Kid Rock is an odd combination, but I think the year Mike Lieberthal sat next to Ellen DeGeneres is even odder.

  6. Bill Baer Says:

    Does Shane ever take a picture where he doesn’t look higher than a kite?

  7. meech.one Says:

    I don’t think it’s the picture, Bill.

  8. Adam Eaton Says:

    Is this one of those moments where we can’t tell “Shane is a dick” stories?

  9. Anthony Says:

    Is it just me or does his body look a little like 5’s?

  10. Walklett Says:

    Surprised he didn’t go with a custom Affliction-print suit.

  11. Incaviglia's Mullet Says:

    Tyler Walker really let himself go…

  12. Joe D Says:

    Jesus that looks terrible. Is that suit rubber?

  13. Amandah Says:

    As a side note: He likes to listen to Ace of Base while I hang-ten from his shlong master 3000.

  14. bigmyc Says:

    My man, the Hawaiian who Flies, looks like he’s a coupla of chicken wings shy of a coop.

  15. Muscles Says:

    i think i know where those missing chicken wings went

  16. MorandiniTurnedThree Says:

    Nice to see Shane getting some use out of the Sears Toughskins suit that I wore as a little kid.

  17. Lynniemac Says:

    Morandini, are you sure those aren’t Garanimals?

  18. Muscles Says:

    EVERYONE BE QUIET! if you listen real close, you can hear the top button of his jacket screaming…

  19. Gonzo Says:

    I’d fuck em.

  20. GTO Says:

    Ohh Shane and his Sharkskin suits… The tailor is supposed to clean off the tailoring lines, not sew them in haha.

  21. Joe D Says:

    Honest to god that is the ugliest suit I’ve ever seen. It looks like one of those t-shirts you buy with the tux printed on it. Maybe it is just the long-sleeve version of that?

  22. GTO Says:

    And who the fuck picked that tie out for him? It looks like he spilled mango gelato all over himself.

  23. GTO Says:

    I actually dig the second suit. The hidden buttons and high lapels are a nice touch, although his tailor should be shot for letting him wear his pants so long. ONE BREAK ONLY!

    God I sound gay.

  24. Blaise Says:

    Shane Victorino is clearly the greatest player in the history of baseball

  25. Amanda Says:

    Why do pro athletes wear the oddest clothes?

  26. Joe D Says:

    Those pants on the second suit are baggier and longer than the ones Larry David wore that he stole in the Officer Krupke episode.

  27. PhilsLady626 Says:

    he looks kinda fat

  28. GTO Says:

    @ Joe D

    Well played. Great episode

  29. Watrick Says:

    “Where did you get those shoes… oh and that dress?!”

  30. Gaze_NJ Says:

    Someone get this guy a tailor. You can alter suits after you buy them off the rack, you know…

  31. Shawn Says:

    @Watrick. Heehee. Loved that.
    @Gonzo I’d hit that too.

    Ugly suit. U-G-L-Y!!!

  32. Suz Says:

    I think the tailor left chalk all over that suit.

    (And yes, he does look plump. Hope the Flyin’ Hawaiian can still fly.)

  33. bigmyc Says:

    It’s an attempt to alter his nickname. He has been rumored to be linked to a new reality type cooking show with his new jet setting pal, Bobby Flay.

    It’ll be called, “the Fry’n Hawaiian.”

    Hey-yohhhhhhh!

  34. TonyIsDynamic Says:

    Did Tyler Walker sit with them too?

  35. pistols at jawn Says:

    He looks like NIck Turturro.

  36. Jay Says:

    I thought back was supposed to be slimming…

  37. Jay Says:

    Black, even.

  38. fuck the mets Says:

    I think he found the first suit from Ryan Braun’s faux-Hardy line http://store.remetee.com/store/index.php

  39. Beth Says:

    If he doesn’t lose some of that weight before April the Flyin’ Hawaiian is going to be grounded.

  40. robot house Says:

    he needs to lay off the spam

  41. SJU Baby! Says:

    Ryan Braun is the man. You bite your tongue!

  42. dlhunter Says:

    If the story of spring training is Shane’s sudden weight gain, I will literally never stop laughing. Munchies are a bitch. NQA.

  43. Leon Black Says:

    suited & booted

  44. will.H Says:

    not to be a joke killer, but i fear shane’s fluctuating weight might have something to do with his past digestive problems.

    ah who am i kidding, im going to call him Puddin’ Head McCreamcheese.

  45. Heathcliff Slocumb Says:

    Are you saying Shane needs some biffidus-regularis-Activia action, will.H?

  46. Gonzo Says:

    im going to call him Puddin’ Head McCreamcheese.

    I cant stop laughing at this. +1 to you, kind sir.

  47. The Killer Zs Says:

    Puddin’ Head McCreamsheese. NQA, that HAS to be a tee-shirt.

  48. The Killer Zs Says:

    or McCreamcheese works too.

  49. will.H Says:

    the next step is to hear scott franske mutter those names

  50. salty Buggar Says:

    Victorino is too thick in the middle.

  51. Here Come Da Judge Says:

    charlie loses weight, shane gains it. it all evens out for the phillies

  52. ron Says:

    is he hawaiian or samoan?

  53. Lefty Dont Talk Says:

    Funny, I wore that same suit for my fifth grade class photo, in 1974..

  54. The Killer Zs Says:

    @will.H

    I really want to hear LA say it even more.

    Seriously, what was he eating in the offseason? It has not been that long since the end of the Series.

  55. James Anthony Happ Says:

    Shaney-o putting on some poundddssss!!

  56. Joe Buck's Forehead Says:

    Jesus wept!
    Luckily, most of that dude’s life is spent in uniform.
    Watrick, that was the best.

  57. yellowbird Says:

    SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!

  58. Chuck Norris Says:

    Hey, maybe weighing more will give Shane more power!

    I dunno, but it could work lol

  59. FLATTOPPER Says:

    Shane needs a tailor and a designer to help him! he looks ridiculous, must have gotten those suits at the GoodWill / Salavation Army store. Sorry Shane , were all watchin.

  60. tom Says:

    correct me if I’m wrong but I believe he gains weight every off-season. I remember seeing him post-W.S. 08 and he was a bit chubby.

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