Dec
11
2009
Shane Victorino Got His Wife Free Lasik Eye Surgery
Posted by meech.one at 7:03 pm ET
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Ahhhhh, it must be nice being the recipient of all the perks that come along with being an All-Star center fielder for the 2-time defending NL Champions… first class flights, stretch limos with complimentary bar service, celebrity friends, VIP treatment at the establishment of your choosing, red carpet treatment at the Grammys, free Lasik vision eye surgery (*record scratch*)
Wait a second! How’d that last one get in there? Ah, who cares — FREE LASIK!
Take a listen:
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THAT is the way you do an athlete endorsement. Quick, to-the-point, and monotone. I hope Hamels was taking notes.
I stared at her amazing rack so long I am seeing spots and may need eye surgery!
SHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
My favorite comment of this season happens to have been about Shane:
LA: “He may not build you a rocket ship, but he’ll be the first one to ride it”
Wow! Look at those tits.
Quite a fine pair of jugs right there, wonder if they are covered by insurance too?
perky
Glad to see I was not the only one to post about those massive melons. Err. Coconuts.
Damn I like his shirt, wonder if they make it in XL?
Whats up with the photographer taking “down the blouse” shots???? Thats the pics I want to see!
You don’t need Lasik to see that Shane has a good taste in women. I FUCKING LOVE THIS TEAM!!!!
You don’t need Lasik to see that Shane is a pimp!