Last night was the annual “Christmas in July” celebration at The Bank, and I gotta say, that was the shittiest fucking Christmas EVAR. A sold-out stadium had to sit there and witness yet another anemic offensive performance as the Braves beat the Phillies for the first time in their last eight tries.
The only highlight was this guy (who Sarge called a “she”) wearing some ridiculous homemade Mickey Mouse Christmas hat.
No shit, it was the best part of the game.


Even the Comcast graphics guys (who are usually on top of their game) shit the bed.
That’s Greg Dobbs, dummies:

4 Comments on “Sarge’s hats > Grandpa’s hat”
Leave a Comment
Latest Comments
Search The Fightins
Friends of the Fightins
Phila-Centric
- 700 Level
- Balls, Sticks & Stuff
- Beerleaguer
- Big Five Post
- Crane Kick Chronicles
- Crashburn Alley
- Finger Food
- Fire Eric Bruntlett
- Fortress of Pillows
- Four Days Rest
- High Cheese
- High Hopes
- House That Glanville Built
- Long Drive
- Macho Row
- Maule of America
- Nittanydelphia
- Okayplayer
- On The DL
- On The Edge
- Phightin’ Phils Phorum
- Philadelphia Will Do
- Philebrity
- Philled In
- Philliesflow
- Philly Gameday
- Philly Gossip
- Philly Skyline
- Phils-ville
- Phinally Philly
- Plunk Chutley
- Swing and a Long Drive
- The Dalembert Report
- The Fourth Outfielder
- The Good Phight
- The Insider
- The Pattison Pundit
- The Sexy Crimes
- The Shibe Times
- The Third I
- The Zo Zone
- We're the Team to Beat
- Whiz Witout
- Who Does He Play For?
- WSBGM’s






July 26th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
We also learned about Wheels’ irrational fear of ladders. At least Lidge got into the spirit of things with his gift-wrapped grand salami for the Stay-Puft catcher man.
July 26th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Somebody tell Moyer to get back in the dugout.
And if Sarge says it’s a she, it’s a she.
/has to comment on anything Sarge hat-related
July 27th, 2008 at 12:07 am
I bet Sarge is wondering if “she’s” got any ink done.
July 27th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Sunday afternoon, Sarge’s wearing a sweeeeeet khaki fedora with black band.