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Jul
26
2008
Sarge’s hats > Grandpa’s hat
Posted by meech.one at 12:56 pm ET 4 Comments

Last night was the annual “Christmas in July” celebration at The Bank, and I gotta say, that was the shittiest fucking Christmas EVAR. A sold-out stadium had to sit there and witness yet another anemic offensive performance as the Braves beat the Phillies for the first time in their last eight tries.

The only highlight was this guy (who Sarge called a “she”) wearing some ridiculous homemade Mickey Mouse Christmas hat.

No shit, it was the best part of the game.

Even the Comcast graphics guys (who are usually on top of their game) shit the bed.

That’s Greg Dobbs, dummies:

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4 Comments on “Sarge’s hats > Grandpa’s hat”

  1. El Ricko Says:

    We also learned about Wheels’ irrational fear of ladders. At least Lidge got into the spirit of things with his gift-wrapped grand salami for the Stay-Puft catcher man.

  2. How do you spell retard? Says:

    Somebody tell Moyer to get back in the dugout.
    And if Sarge says it’s a she, it’s a she.
    /has to comment on anything Sarge hat-related

  3. Chad Says:

    I bet Sarge is wondering if “she’s” got any ink done.

  4. El Ricko Says:

    Sunday afternoon, Sarge’s wearing a sweeeeeet khaki fedora with black band.

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