May
04
2009
Sarge Matthews Displays Impeccable Bowling Form
Posted by meech.one at 1:26 pm ET
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On the Phillies day off last Thursday, a few members of the Phillies took time out of their busy schedules to head to the bowling alley and raise some scratch for charity. Among those in attendance were Ryan Howard, Chase Utley, Shane Victorino, Jimmy Rollins, RAAAAUUUUUUULLL!, Cole Hamels, Jamie Moyer and the most stylish man in broadcasting, Sarge Matthews.
During the CSN broadcast the following night, Tom McCarthy was showing some highlights from the event and didn’t pass up the opportunity to get some good-natured ribbing in on the Sarge.
Take a gander at Sarge’s bowling skills, after the jump…
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May 4th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
It’s the sport of kings, better than Diamond Rings
That’s why we’re here to sing, [bowling].
Sunday in the snow, referee’s whistle blows
We’ve been warriors toe-to-toe, [bowling].
May 4th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Ernie McCraken?
May 4th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Thats just a classic approach. Look how he winds up and EXPLODES towards the pins; you can’t teach that.
Thats my best Sarge impression.
May 4th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Albert – I think it’s his short, compact back swing.
May 4th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
what is it about good sex that makes me have to take a dump?
must be all that pump…
huh…pump and dump…
May 4th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
That form right there? Cadillac time.
May 4th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
His slide piece was a little off that night.
May 4th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Big Brown…. Cadillac time!!!
May 4th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
In other news, Jayson Werth’s mom is sitting near the Howard family at tonight’s game. I’m sure there will be screen caps for all you guys soon.
May 4th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
@ Tug Haines:
And as I roll the ball I cry, “Let me bowl or let me die!”
I am mighty Malakai, the bowling God.
The smell of rasin gets me high.
Kiss those mother fuckin’ pins goodbye!
I am mighty Malakai, the bowling… the bowling… god.