Feb
09
2010
Ryan Howard’s Miami chick is an Eagles cheerleader
Posted by meech.one at 9:41 am ET
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May I have your attention please. The identity of Ryan Howard’s mystery Miami chick has been REVEALED and she is… Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader Krystle Campbell.
The irrefutable proof:
Krystle is a West Chester University graduate who teaches 2nd grade elementary school and jet sets to Miami on the weekends with her guy friend, Ryan Howard. According to her profile on Eagles.com, Krystle describes herself as a passionate, dedicated, loyal, and adventurous person who loves reading, and spending time with family and friends.
And her favorite superhero is Cat Woman.
That’s pretty much it.
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Second?
Wait, so that TMZ reporter left this detail out? That guy missed this?
shes a cheerleader AND teaches 2nd grade?? is she gonna cure cancer next?
2nd grade is right around the time you start to get experimental too. Lucky kids.
She teaches second graders “To get ahead in life, you have to look hot, cheer for a professional football team, and date multimillionaire baseball stars”.
Its a life lesson all second graders should learn.
she loves that nose
Watch out, bro.
“she loves that nose.”
WOW. lol
Ryan Howard is a boss landing that babe.
As a person who went through the education department at Temple, there’s a couple cheerleaders that are teachers.
As a person who doesn’t give a fuck, they’re hot, I don’t care what their day job is.
I’m shocked deadspin & danny gross didn’t get a hold of this yet
Don’t worry The Animal, when it eventually gets picked up somewhere, there won’t be any credit at all given to The Fightins.
But how does she find time to do lesson plans?
gotta say, not really that hot, but she looks like the wild type in bed
The new Louis Castillo Upper Deck Card
http://metspolice.com/?p=12114
Big Brown can do better than that…I’m sure she’s brimming with personality, though.
Hey, didn’t she used to bang Tyler Walk…er, nevermind.
meech is the new head of TMZ sports.
I’m a blogger!
@ 10 more days, that card is insanely funny.
howard’s girl is a TILF.
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/sports/Ryan-Howard-is-Dating-an-Eagles-Cheerleader-83895697.html
meech is famous!
oh my word i really hope they didn’t link the webs… oooh crap they did.
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
Way to go meech! Wow!
Can you email me an autographed keyboard plz?
And yes, if big brown can pull girls like that, emailing a keyboard is absolutely possible!
Now I ain’t sayin she a gold digger…
she is a big brown digger
@ Bobby D. Nothing like some old fashioned Mets bashing to get you pumped for baseball season.
i wanna see a montage of meech finding out who the girl was but it has to involve him unneccesarily pourring of things in beekers and wearing a lab coat to be an authentic montage.
i wanna see a montage of krystle, but instead of pouring things into beakers, me pouring things into her
damn i wish i didn’t have a job and could play detective all day. Well done sirs
How the f I know Danny Boy Gross would report this
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/phillygossip/Ryan_Howard_spends_Super_Bowl_time_with_Eagles_Cheerleader.html?posted=y&viewAll=y#comments
As an Eagles cheerleader, this is probably the only way she’ll ever get to the Super Bowl.
wouldn’t it be funny if that girl just looked like Krystle!
http://www.boingboing.net/200904131258.jpg
can you comment below my name meech. it’s like an autograph from cliff lee only better.
DAMN, I would like to bang against her taint,ooooh yeeahh!!
Somewhere in New York, KRS-One just punched his computer screen and went to the batting cages.
I give her a B+ for looks but an F for spelling.
I give her a G+ for good fuck
SJU BABY!!!
I laugh too much on this blog. Something has to be done about this.
@ShawnJames
May I recommend pills? Namely, the stuff that gets David Bell through the day…
Nothin’ prescribed to me but takin’ a few pills…
Nah, I’m ok. I’ll stick to alcohol.
wear it!!! wear it!!! suck on it!!!
@ Skippy….I can’t believe it took 46 comments for that to raise its head!
look at nose getting the hot white girls. my man pots n pans. nice work meech.
Throw a bow tie on meech and we have our newest NBC10 celebrity….
It’s (eric) snow-ing.
Hopefully she doesn’t turn into the Phillies version of Jessica Simpson.
this has nothing to do with Mrs. Howard, but i must get it out….
I JUST GOT MY 2010 SEASON TICKETS. i’ve never been a season-ticket holder before, and i. am. stoked. section 111. if anybody else is around there, let me know.
yay!!!!!
OMG ITS SNOWING LOL
I personally want to voice my displeasure in receiving my season tickets for the 7th consecutive year. I’ve found out I will only have access to 2 of the 3 playoff series if and when the Phillies make the postseason. This is complete bullshit. Thank you to all of the fraud Phillies fans who have jumped on the bandwagon in the last two years and pretend to care. I hate you.
We call girls like that a mudshark around these parts.
ozzie i want to slap a phils fan in the neck for that. i’ve had that package since i’ve been old enough to afford it and they’re slowly taking away all of our advantages. yeah, they raise it 50 bucks per ticket every season… but the pathetic part is that they’re anlienating the good fans so the bandwagon fuckers can jump on board. When the phils suck dickholes again they will be left with an empty CBP because they’ll lose their fair weathered motivation to renew their package. Some people live and die with this team no matter what their god awful record was in the past years.. and the Phillies are treating their loyal customers like morons.
will.H – my point exactly. My first game was in 1983. I was 3. The Sunday ticket plan I purchased 7 years ago was a gift to myself after I graduated college. Do you have any idea as a fan how excited I was to see us land Jim Thome (and I can’t believe I’m saying this, Kevin Millwood) that offseason??? Where were these fairweather assholes in 2002? I still love going to the ballpark but like you said, the front office is really starting to alienate the true fan. Now I’m trying to hit one or two new ballparks each summer to follow the Fightins. I’ll be there April 5th in D.C. for Opening Day.
I had to suffer through the days of Shane Rawley, Bruce Ruffin, Bob Dernier, Lance Parrish, Jeff Stone, and Rick Schu in which every year was just a better brand of bad. And now my postseason opportunities are being reduced! It’s unreal. What’s upsetting is that these ‘fans’ will turn around and try selling their postseason tickets to make a profit. Oh God I think I’m going to be sick….
they’re prolly saving them to give to corporate jerks who don’t care about the game. it is Citizen’s Bank Park, after all.
if I were you, I would be mad at the man. and people who wear those c bank shirts on TV for a bag of crap.
I liked it better when stadiums were named after Vetrans. I could get a ticket for 3 bucks.
or free if I bought phillies franks
Krystle . . . sounds like a stripper . . . kind of looks like a stripper and yet she is a 2nd grade teacher? Then again I shouldn’t be too surprised because no one ever confused intelligence and the ability to teach 2nd grade.
@Ozzie, as a season ticket holder for 10 years, ITA
ozzie if you think about it, how many season ticket holders do there have to be for us not to get at least one game each series? the first series you have 2 or 3 games depending on home field.. and they already give us ‘if necessary’ games so thats never the issue. 45,000 tickets per game.. reserve 10,000 or so for full season ticket holders who have their own seat for every game of the playoffs if they so chose…
rough math leaves me with around 35,000 tickets per game available.. you mean they can’t accomodate 70,000 fans?.. and thats just the minimum. Imagine a 4 game series, the minimum amount of games is 3 to alot to the other 35,000 per game. again, rough math puts me at 105,000. So, they still can’t accomodate every partial season ticket holder? Same goes for the world series. In all, more not-so-complicated addition puts me 280,000 minimum possible tickets if the phillies make it to the world series without having home field in any series. Divide that number by 5 (the number of partial plans) puts me at 56,000 available tickets per plan at the very least. divide that by 3 series and you get 18-19,000 minimum tickets per plan, per series. If you have to divide at the least 280,000+ total tickets.. how many damn partial ticket holders are there? Are there mroe than 20,000 partial season ticket holders per plan? 100,000 partial season ticket holders?
well there goes my bursted bubble, you parade-rainer-onners.
…you know what i mean.
i’m still excited, suckasssss.
I have known Krystle for a couple years and she is a sweet and hard working person and educator who cares deeply about her friends and family. Congrats Krystle on the relationship and we hope you guys stay happy! J&L
I actually know Krystle. she’s the sister of one of my old HS buddies. That is her real name. Not a stripper. I second Joe’s comment. Congrats.
I once met his last girlfriend a couple years ago. She went to Kutztown. The guy must be going through the Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference. East Stroudsburg must be next.
The Eagles did the same thing when they discovered success. My mom’s partner had Eagles season tickets for 15 years or so, but they raised the price ridiculously high after the Super Bowl that he was put off by it and didn’t renew them
She is not attractive at all
I would date either of them.
she has taken more Philadelphia athlete pipe than a jock strap