When the Phillies first stepped foot in the locker room to begin their 2009 NL East Division Champion celebration, the first interviewer on the scene was none other than Phillies color man and Penn State alum, good ol’ muffin himself, Chris Wheeler.
T-Mac & the Sarge threw it down to Wheels, and he was standing by with Ryan Howard all set for a champagne-soaked interview. With all the commotion going on, Howard seemed less interested in giving an interview and more concerned with making pornographic references to his bottle. So he popped the cork, and with the bubbly flying everywhere, in his creepiest voice, proclaimed:
“Wear it. Wear it. Suck on it.”
Now see for yourself, along with the girl-ish yelp of Chris Wheeler while being doused with Domaine Ste. Michelle.
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October 1st, 2009 at 9:20 am
ha ha that cracked me up when i heard it on tv…he has the best personality..such a nice guy
October 1st, 2009 at 9:56 am
he has definetly said that a few times before.
October 1st, 2009 at 10:08 am
I was sitting right next to my wife when that came through…I have no idea what she thought, and I basically just said nothing.
I’m just glad my kids had already decided to go to bed. (Oh, no, I just realized I let them watch the recording this morning!)
October 1st, 2009 at 10:14 am
Pretty sure I heard someone drop a “motherfucker” at one point also.
October 1st, 2009 at 10:28 am
I loved hearing Shane later on during Raul’s interview, shouting “Raaaauuuuulllllll!”. That was hilarious.
October 1st, 2009 at 11:09 am
pretty sure I posted this yesterday, twice. thanks for the citation meech!
lol funny stuff
October 1st, 2009 at 11:15 am
i plan to tell everyone to “wear it, suck on it” today. pittsburgh won’t get it, bull ill say it
October 1st, 2009 at 11:23 am
Wheels looked like Jasmine St Claire during the interviews.
Howard got him in the face.
Someone else got it all over his back.
And he LOVED every minute of it.
I also like how he “mentioned” Dave Montgomery during the program. Like he just met him the other day. Not like Monty is main reason why Wheels has been shoved down our throats for 30 years. Or the main reaosn why Whitey got pushed out.
Oh yeah we clinched. YAH!!!
October 1st, 2009 at 11:28 am
Anyone else notice the odd diminutive “Philliesies” on the NL East champions logo atop the Phillies web page?
October 1st, 2009 at 11:33 am
yes, their web team is obviously not of championship calibre.
October 1st, 2009 at 11:40 am
I think a tshirt from birdland is in order!!
October 1st, 2009 at 11:51 am
that’s what she said
October 1st, 2009 at 12:06 pm
lmao i was wondering if anyone else caught this
October 1st, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Take it as you will. http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_WHEELS/status/4526357746
October 1st, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Oh my! Muffin is going to be wringing champagne out of his toupee for a week.
October 1st, 2009 at 1:05 pm
how many little white girls do you think he said that too during sex…
October 1st, 2009 at 1:10 pm
lol @ Sarge
October 1st, 2009 at 1:28 pm
I actually liked how the security people pushed 6 ABC’s Jeff Skversky (sp?) out of the way. Nobody but NOBODY interferes with a Wheels interview!
October 2nd, 2009 at 12:14 am
I think my favorite part is at 0:24 when Ryan says “It burns so good!”
October 4th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Please make a Birdland shirt with this on it!!!
October 22nd, 2009 at 3:16 am
I’ve watched this clip at the end of every series this postseason so far. Just hope I get to watch it one more time