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Feb
08
2010
Ryan Howard had himself a productive Super Bowl weekend
Posted by meech.one at 10:17 am ET 46 Comments

The greatest slugger in all the land, Phillies first baseman Ryan Howard, got himself down to Florida earlier than most of his teammates so he could continue working on his defense with third base coach Sam Perlozzo. Since he was down there already, he might as well take advantage of the Super Bowl being so darn close and make himself available for a ton of interviews and such, right?

Right.

So Howard did just that. On Friday, Big Brown spoke with Mike Missanelli of 97.5 The Fanatic (Philly’s FIRST fm sports-talk station!), Mike Francesa of WFAN New York (WARNING: Mike’s annoying voice starts immediately after clicking that link) as well as a LIVE! interview with CSNPhilly.com (Which can be found under the Phillies tab HERE) and probably half of the zany hosts on “Radio Row” (like here, with The Executioner!)

Surely sick of all the horrible, repetitive questions asked in those countless interviews, Ryan stepped out on the town Saturday Night to do some MIA partying, and he brought along (what appears to be) his girl. 

Aren’t *they* cute all holding hands and shit:

Howard and that white chick

(pic via Bossip)

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46 Comments on “Ryan Howard had himself a productive Super Bowl weekend”

  1. Dougie Glanville Says:

    I would love to love me some Ryan Howard.

  2. Nick the Trick Says:

    second :/

  3. Rudy Says:

    “Relax, we’ll be at Pat’s house soon!”

  4. Watrick Says:

    I saw Howard’s interview on CSN, looks like he’s lost a bit more weight. His head looked bigger, and not that Barry Bonds type of bigger, but smaller body bigger.

  5. FightinPhils Says:

    i think i’ve seen howard with at least 4 different girls in the past year. He seems to love to play the field

  6. Crane Kick Says:

    Come on…. you’re in Miami. Cuban Bees everywhere. Leave the pale sand in Clearwater.

  7. MYSoo Says:

    Nice article, but the beezy wit da Big Piece is where it’s at!

  8. meech.one Says:

    I believe Tom McCarthy refers to her as ‘The Big Piece of Ass”

  9. will.H Says:

    why’s he holding hands with tyler walker

  10. Drewsifer Says:

    Ryan not just hitting homeruns, but hitting some dime pieces too.

  11. Wrecked Em Says:

    MY man Howie WRECKS that. I garuntee it.

  12. bigmyc Says:

    I’m surprised to see her be so full figured…he doesn’t do too well with curves.

  13. meech.one Says:

    bigmyc from downtown…. YES!

  14. Gaze_NJ Says:

    I think I saw her at Wing Bowl earlier in the day…

  15. BD Says:

    @bigmyc solid call

    i dont care how thick a girl if she kisses him she is in danger of getting sucked up in his shnozz i bet if sumthing did get stuck up there he’d blow up like the death star

  16. nm Says:

    That girl is busted. Seriously, Ryan, you can do better than that.

  17. Watrick Says:

    @bigmyc-I think that was my favorite comment I’ve seen on here. If there was a comment hall of fame, that one would be a first ballot one for sure!

  18. To be Honest Says:

    If I were Ryan Howard I would be tiger woodsing the shit out of the land. I’m not really sure why any famous athlete would get married.

  19. Lili Von Shtupp Says:

    Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are… gifted? Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!

  20. Mike P Says:

    I love the video of Cholly talking about Lidge’s recovery. He’s a cot damn sports psychologist!

  21. Watrick Says:

    Hey Lili, I saw Blazing Saddles on AMC this weekend too!

  22. The Lone Filafel Says:

    @nm…dont be hatin’. You would wait all day just to lick the insides of her shoes and get trampled on by her afterwards.

  23. DP Says:

    I think I saw her casting for Jersey Shore 2.

  24. World Forking Champions '11 Says:

    I’d let her wear it and suck on it, but RyHo’s apparently already hit dat.

  25. GMart Says:

    If you squint, Howard almost looks like TO in that shot.

  26. Joe D Says:

    I can’t imagine the pain that girl is in after Ryan is done with her.

  27. Amandah Says:

    OH. MY. GOD. He told me he was going back to St Louis to help his twin brother paint his shed this weekend! And then he winds up in Miami with my old running partner Sabrina Featherstone while she’s all tramped out on faux leopard skin?? WHAT. THE. FUCK?? That is the LAST time I fall for his bullshit! He best believe his days of tapping me on my forehead with his meat-chord after a deepthroat session are over!

  28. Pat Says:

    bigmyc FTW

  29. Eric Bruntlett Says:

    If I could actually hit….I’d hit it.

  30. The Lone Filafel Says:

    It looks like Ryan Howard definitely hit a “home run”. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA! I’m funny.

  31. Joe D Says:

    I like the Big Piece’s shirt. Hopefully he can give some fashion tips to Shane this season.

  32. Jdashdog Says:

    I bet he eats that ass like it’s a Subway Big Philly Cheesesteak

  33. Willllaaaay Says:

    I bet she did a little “rock around the cock” later on

  34. muscles Says:

    “funny comment”

  35. jmbotron Says:

    That girl takes more balls to the throat than Kerwin Danley…

  36. Ed Says:

    Hey boys look what I got here….

  37. TonyIsDynamic Says:

    36 comments and NO mention of “Wear it, WEAR IT…Suck on it” yet?

    For SHAME Fightins, for shame.

  38. TonyIsDynamic Says:

    Oops, one mention. My apologies World Forking Champion.

    One’s still not enough though.

  39. maxL Says:

    I bet she takes more balls to the face than Hiroki Kuroda.

    Because concussions are funny.

  40. Pete D Says:

    Why work on defense when he’ll be making 25M a year to DH in 3 years?

  41. World Forking Champions '11 Says:

    Pete D: Because maybe he actually WANTS to improve his defense?

    And besides, I wouldn’t be surprised if something was worked out to keep him with the Phillies. Considering that he is one of our signature players, I don’t think Management would be willing to just let him walk away without trying to work something out.

  42. Shane Victorino Says:

    I bet Ryan blows his load on her face and then she starts pointing to her ribs and then to her face and shit like I did to Kuroda…shit…

  43. haahah Says:

    that girl is eagles cheerleader krystle. She has been banged by players from all the major sports teams in philadelphia over the past couple years. comon howard you can do better than sloppy thirds and fourths….her vagina is probably held up with duct tape after all the dick she has taken.

  44. need the air brush Says:

    Yea you are right, she definitely looks better with the eagles photographers air brush job, then her own “I just got it, let me cover myself with make up job”

  45. james Says:

    she is an eagles cheerleader. name is krystle

  46. bigmyc Says:

    You know, Meech. I can actually hear the Sixers announcer callin’ that.

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