The greatest slugger in all the land, Phillies first baseman Ryan Howard, got himself down to Florida earlier than most of his teammates so he could continue working on his defense with third base coach Sam Perlozzo. Since he was down there already, he might as well take advantage of the Super Bowl being so darn close and make himself available for a ton of interviews and such, right?
Right.
So Howard did just that. On Friday, Big Brown spoke with Mike Missanelli of 97.5 The Fanatic (Philly’s FIRST fm sports-talk station!), Mike Francesa of WFAN New York (WARNING: Mike’s annoying voice starts immediately after clicking that link) as well as a LIVE! interview with CSNPhilly.com (Which can be found under the Phillies tab HERE) and probably half of the zany hosts on “Radio Row” (like here, with The Executioner!)
Surely sick of all the horrible, repetitive questions asked in those countless interviews, Ryan stepped out on the town Saturday Night to do some MIA partying, and he brought along (what appears to be) his girl.
Aren’t *they* cute all holding hands and shit:

(pic via Bossip)
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February 8th, 2010 at 10:23 am
I would love to love me some Ryan Howard.
February 8th, 2010 at 10:24 am
second :/
February 8th, 2010 at 10:28 am
“Relax, we’ll be at Pat’s house soon!”
February 8th, 2010 at 10:28 am
I saw Howard’s interview on CSN, looks like he’s lost a bit more weight. His head looked bigger, and not that Barry Bonds type of bigger, but smaller body bigger.
February 8th, 2010 at 10:33 am
i think i’ve seen howard with at least 4 different girls in the past year. He seems to love to play the field
February 8th, 2010 at 10:44 am
Come on…. you’re in Miami. Cuban Bees everywhere. Leave the pale sand in Clearwater.
February 8th, 2010 at 10:51 am
Nice article, but the beezy wit da Big Piece is where it’s at!
February 8th, 2010 at 10:59 am
I believe Tom McCarthy refers to her as ‘The Big Piece of Ass”
February 8th, 2010 at 11:00 am
why’s he holding hands with tyler walker
February 8th, 2010 at 11:00 am
Ryan not just hitting homeruns, but hitting some dime pieces too.
February 8th, 2010 at 11:08 am
MY man Howie WRECKS that. I garuntee it.
February 8th, 2010 at 11:11 am
I’m surprised to see her be so full figured…he doesn’t do too well with curves.
February 8th, 2010 at 11:12 am
bigmyc from downtown…. YES!
February 8th, 2010 at 11:12 am
I think I saw her at Wing Bowl earlier in the day…
February 8th, 2010 at 11:16 am
@bigmyc solid call
i dont care how thick a girl if she kisses him she is in danger of getting sucked up in his shnozz i bet if sumthing did get stuck up there he’d blow up like the death star
February 8th, 2010 at 11:32 am
That girl is busted. Seriously, Ryan, you can do better than that.
February 8th, 2010 at 11:32 am
@bigmyc-I think that was my favorite comment I’ve seen on here. If there was a comment hall of fame, that one would be a first ballot one for sure!
February 8th, 2010 at 11:36 am
If I were Ryan Howard I would be tiger woodsing the shit out of the land. I’m not really sure why any famous athlete would get married.
February 8th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are… gifted? Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
February 8th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
I love the video of Cholly talking about Lidge’s recovery. He’s a cot damn sports psychologist!
February 8th, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Hey Lili, I saw Blazing Saddles on AMC this weekend too!
February 8th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
@nm…dont be hatin’. You would wait all day just to lick the insides of her shoes and get trampled on by her afterwards.
February 8th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
I think I saw her casting for Jersey Shore 2.
February 8th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
I’d let her wear it and suck on it, but RyHo’s apparently already hit dat.
February 8th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
If you squint, Howard almost looks like TO in that shot.
February 8th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
I can’t imagine the pain that girl is in after Ryan is done with her.
February 8th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
OH. MY. GOD. He told me he was going back to St Louis to help his twin brother paint his shed this weekend! And then he winds up in Miami with my old running partner Sabrina Featherstone while she’s all tramped out on faux leopard skin?? WHAT. THE. FUCK?? That is the LAST time I fall for his bullshit! He best believe his days of tapping me on my forehead with his meat-chord after a deepthroat session are over!
February 8th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
bigmyc FTW
February 8th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
If I could actually hit….I’d hit it.
February 8th, 2010 at 4:41 pm
It looks like Ryan Howard definitely hit a “home run”. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA! I’m funny.
February 8th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
I like the Big Piece’s shirt. Hopefully he can give some fashion tips to Shane this season.
February 8th, 2010 at 4:50 pm
I bet he eats that ass like it’s a Subway Big Philly Cheesesteak
February 8th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
I bet she did a little “rock around the cock” later on
February 8th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
“funny comment”
February 8th, 2010 at 5:55 pm
That girl takes more balls to the throat than Kerwin Danley…
February 8th, 2010 at 6:41 pm
Hey boys look what I got here….
February 8th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
36 comments and NO mention of “Wear it, WEAR IT…Suck on it” yet?
For SHAME Fightins, for shame.
February 8th, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Oops, one mention. My apologies World Forking Champion.
One’s still not enough though.
February 8th, 2010 at 7:28 pm
I bet she takes more balls to the face than Hiroki Kuroda.
Because concussions are funny.
February 8th, 2010 at 9:53 pm
Why work on defense when he’ll be making 25M a year to DH in 3 years?
February 8th, 2010 at 10:04 pm
Pete D: Because maybe he actually WANTS to improve his defense?
And besides, I wouldn’t be surprised if something was worked out to keep him with the Phillies. Considering that he is one of our signature players, I don’t think Management would be willing to just let him walk away without trying to work something out.
February 8th, 2010 at 10:20 pm
I bet Ryan blows his load on her face and then she starts pointing to her ribs and then to her face and shit like I did to Kuroda…shit…
February 9th, 2010 at 8:22 am
that girl is eagles cheerleader krystle. She has been banged by players from all the major sports teams in philadelphia over the past couple years. comon howard you can do better than sloppy thirds and fourths….her vagina is probably held up with duct tape after all the dick she has taken.
February 9th, 2010 at 8:55 am
Yea you are right, she definitely looks better with the eagles photographers air brush job, then her own “I just got it, let me cover myself with make up job”
February 9th, 2010 at 9:09 am
she is an eagles cheerleader. name is krystle
February 9th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
You know, Meech. I can actually hear the Sixers announcer callin’ that.