Phillies slugging left fielder Raul Ibañez arrived at Citizens Bank Park Friday night in the loudest, ugliest Ed Hardy t-shirt in the history of loud, ugly Ed Hardy t-shirts. And that, my friends, is not an easy feat:
I mean, I like tigers as much as the next guy (wait… what?), but must you put a giant horribly-drawn tiger face on a lime green t-shirt with snakes in the backround? And if you did, what on earth would possess someone to not only purchase, but wear said shirt? Next time Jim Salisbury is looking to annoy Raul with an accusation from a blogger, perhaps he should inquire about his shiteous choice of shirt.
The only thing that could possibly make that tee uglier is if they put that same arrogant print on the back of it…
Oh fuck. You’ve got to be kidding me.
I hope they locked him out of the clubhouse until he agreed to change.
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June 15th, 2009 at 11:11 am
That is hideous, but have you seen Ryan Braun’s Remetee line?
http://www.buckle.com/media/images/products/dt/75780RM1_BUR_dt_v1_m56577569831781718.jpg
It’s like a goth guy and a hippie and a retard baby.
June 15th, 2009 at 11:12 am
*had a retard baby
June 15th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Look at the size of that tiger head. Based on that, Ibañez obviously on steroids.
/jerod”i’mafucktard”morris
June 15th, 2009 at 11:15 am
he actually killed that tiger with his bare hands on his off day, had an artist sketch it out and then painted it on the shirt with his eyes closed
June 15th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Do the Phillies and Flyers share fashion tips or something?
June 15th, 2009 at 11:28 am
I saw that horrifying thing and I almost texted you to clip it, Meech. You are one step ahead of me.
BURN IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
June 15th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Raul is actually wearing the same shirt in the Phillies yearbook. Who aside from baseball players and gay guidos think those look good?
June 15th, 2009 at 11:52 am
Hey, if wearing ugly clothing makes you hit like he is, keep on doin it. In fact, get one for J-Roll in a small.
June 15th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
why does everyone on the phillies wear Ed Hardy shit
June 15th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Ever since Aaron Rowand started wearing Affliction during his tenure, everyone else wanted to be cool too (Ryan Howard…). I’m guessing Affliction has since led to the much more unbearable Ed Hardy gear. BUT HEY – if these guys wanna pay $100+ for a pre-tattered T-Shirt… w/e
June 15th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
i thought i was the only one around here that effin HATES ed hardy. every gelled-up, collar-popped, piece of shit shoobie that infests my town wears those hideous things.
hands down one of the worst fashion trends of the decade.
June 15th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Hes got the eye of the tiger
June 15th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Let us also not forget that this gentleman is 37 years old. 37!!!!
He should be wearing suspenders and smoking a pipe.
June 15th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
who the hell is ed hardy?
pat would have never worn that shirt
June 15th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
If only he had a PELOTA NO REGRESA birdland/fightins shirt to wear…
June 15th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
@HereComeDaJudge: Pat wore PLENTY of ugly shirts. I remember a red giraffe pattern…here it is… http://thesexycrimes.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/pat_burrell_5162666.jpg
June 15th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
is ed hardy any relation to Matt and Jeff Hardy?
/being an ass
June 15th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
pat looks great in giraffe print
June 15th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
why can’t i put up a tiny picture on my post?
June 15th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Money can not buy a lot of things. Taste would be just one of ‘em.
re: the giraffe print. My friend Scotty is cropped out to the right of Pat in that picture. He’s the one who dressed Pat in that shirt that night. He’s a good friend of the Mrs. (And to answer your question before you even ask it: YES.)
June 15th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
looks like raul planned to go directly to the club after the game. too bad there wasn’t a dragon on there instead.
June 15th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
@yowhatup: go to Gravatar.com – you must use the same email address you enter here.
June 15th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
(And to answer your question before you even ask it: YES.)
I’m not Carnac. What IS the question?
June 15th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
since we are on the topics of t-shirts, i just got my mickey morandini Phillies customized t-shirt jersey in the mail today. looks fucking great!!!
June 16th, 2009 at 1:26 am
@Hummer
Twist of Fate!
June 16th, 2009 at 7:56 am
gonzo, i think she has a girlfriend ?
June 16th, 2009 at 9:46 am
I betcha that thing was a gift from one, Shane Victorino. Nothing like going over the top.
June 16th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
I don’t care if he shows up at the park in a purple clown suit and a dust ruffle as long as he stays on path to hit 50 home runs this year…
June 16th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
I saw him walking into the clubhouse in that thing and KNEW it would end up on here. LOL! A pelota no regrasa shirt would be awesome!
June 16th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
He’s wearing the same shirt in his family photo in the Phillies yearbook.
June 17th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
It looks like the tiger is wearing reading glasses, heh.
June 18th, 2009 at 10:42 am
It all started with Ugueth Urbina…
http://www.johnnygoodtimes.com/032807urbina.jpg