Who’s ready for completely random shit that’s thrown together for no apparent reason?
Good. Here we go…
- Chase Utley used to be a violin-playing, parrot-toting kiddie-dork. Obviously, things done changed.
- Here’s the video of a potty-mouthed Greg Dobbs countering a teammates “Yeah!” with a more energized, “Fuck Yeah!!” I’m pretty sure Shane Vic gets in on the nationally televised cussing as well:
- As soon as I saw who was relaying the lineup card on FOX’s Game Four broadcast, I fucking knew the Phillies were gonna win. Check Sarge out, all Argyle’d up and shit:
- If you recall when Harry Kalas did the lineup, he called Burrell “Pat The Bait” and said it was a story for another time. The Inqy’s John Gonzalez gives us the reason (via)…
Here’s that tale: During Burrell’s first few years with the club, before he was married, the older players used to command him to make appearances at the bar while the Phillies were on the road. They dangled him as “bait” to attract women.
“Can you imagine how many hearts Burrell has broken?” Kalas said.
- And finally, Kevin Eubanks repping his hometown squad by wearing a Jimmy Rollins jersey and a Phillies hat on The Tonight Show last night:
Now go getcher lucky shirt on, dick. We got a big game tonight.
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October 15th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
“Chamomiles Davis used to be a clarinet-playing, parrot-toting kiddie-dork. Not a fucking thing changed.”
“Can you imagine how many hearts Burrell has broken?”
“hearts” = “hymens”
October 15th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
^Hilarious.
And it seems that Chase even slicked his hair back in the day too. You know, when he was busy playing that violin.
October 15th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Seriously what is up with that voilin hair. You’d think his wife would have his hair properly groomed by now.
October 15th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I fucking love Greg Dobbs.
October 15th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Tiny Chase Utley, you are the cutest.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Sarge’s intro was probably the worst I’ve ever seen. Even worse than Kendrick’s during the regular season. He had absolutely no enthusiasm, he didn’t give us any funny nicknames (we all know it’s Pat the Bat and Shane the Flyin Hawaiian by now), he paused to catch his breath between every player, and he looked like he’d never been on camera before. By the way, when did he balloon to 400 pounds?
October 15th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
@ Stan
BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!
BLASPHEMY I SAY!!!!
October 15th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
“He really likes things on his shoulder.”
-that genius McCarver’s got riveting insight into everything.