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Sep
24
2008
Prince Fielder Beats Pirates, Exposes His Stomach
Posted by meech.one at 12:09 pm ET 10 Comments

Dear Prince,

I, like many Phillies fans, have a faint rooting interest in your Brewers during the final week of the regular season.  As much as we would like to see the Mets miss the playoffs (again), we would also appreciate if you didn’t celebrate walk-off home runs (or any home run, for that matter) by lifting your shirt and revealing your fat-belly.  Thank you.

Sincerely,
Everyone

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10 Comments on “Prince Fielder Beats Pirates, Exposes His Stomach”

  1. Chamomiles Davis Says:

    He was just airing himself out. I can only image how sweaty those dewlaps of his must get.

  2. Bryan Says:

    He was just preparing his ’shirt plate’ for the post game gorge fest.

  3. The Phunyun Says:

    That, ladies and gentlemen, is the body of a vegetarian. Which is why I stay away from anything green, thank you very much.

  4. PhiPhan5648 Says:

    Bwahahahahahaha! Yeah Prince! That’s priceless, again!

    Oh, and GO BREWCREW!

    DOWN WITH THE METS!

    LETS GO PHILLIES!

  5. How do you spell retard? Says:

    Nice use of the ‘Gigantic Fat Fuck’ tag, Meech.

  6. Lynniemac Says:

    Old men groping funbags, the Manatees, Jorge Cantu, and now this. I’m seeing a trend here and it’s not a pleasant one.

  7. How do you spell retard? Says:

    @Lynniemac

    Ever since the ‘Tard(3rd person, Dwayne Johnson style) joined the Fightins, the sexiness has increased 1000%.

  8. MSM Says:

    Most people celebrate by throwing the helmet, this walrus does so by throwing his pannus around. I saw this on ESPN and wanted to vomit. As someone who sees a lot of fat people in my day job, that’s saying a lot. He should be fined for exposing himself.

  9. Gigi Says:

    @ the ‘tard: I must correct your grammar – that was technically 4th person and was created by Stephon Marbury when answering questions by reporters a few years ago. Not only did he refer to himself by name, but by nickname thereby creating one more link in the chain…

    “If Starbury thinks he should be in the game, then Starbury shouldn’t come out of the game…”

  10. How do you spell retard? Says:

    @Gigi

    Could it be 5th person? Because I was referring to the nickname(the ‘Tard) of my nickname (How do you spell retard?).

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