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Aug
07
2008
Phillies pitchers are cornering the market on hot Survivor broads
Posted by meech.one at 12:07 pm ET 10 Comments

First it was Cole Hamels and Heidi Strobel. Now, Kyle Kendrick wants in on the action. The Phillies 2nd year hurler is reportedly dating Survivor: Palau and Survivor: Guatemala alum, Stephenie LaGrossa.

Just in case you’re like me, and are completely oblivious to anything Survivor-related, here’s a quick reminder of the lady in question:

She doesn’t look so LaGrossa to me – ifyaknowhatimean.

The two met at Old City restaurant Gigi, which LaGrossa co-owns with her brother Phillipp, who spells his name weird. Stephenie, 29, is five years Kyle’s senior and has already been married and divorced — but one peek at that olive skin and tight-ass stomach clearly mesmerized Kyle enough to overlook those negatives.

Atta boy, Kyle!  Another pic, ATJ…

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10 Comments on “Phillies pitchers are cornering the market on hot Survivor broads”

  1. Chamomiles Davis Says:

    I hear Adam Eaton’s been putting the moves on Sarah from Groomer Has It.

  2. gootman Says:

    You forgot to include Brett Myers wife, she is also a survivor… of spousal abuse…(wakka wakka)

  3. Joe B Says:

    I went to Gigi last night and all I got was a older woman in her 40s acting as manager. Horsecock!

  4. Gonzo Says:

    Jeez, even Meech is better lookin than Kendrick. I bet he could pull some Golden Girl ass.

  5. Chamomiles Davis Says:

    Gonzo,

    The question is: With Estelle Getty dead, who’d want to?

  6. Gigi Says:

    my namesake…try the veal

  7. How do you spell retard? Says:

    Kyle is dating someone 5 years his senior, Hamels married a broad five years his senior…

    Karen Moyer better make sure Jamie doesn’t get any calls from a “B. Arthur”.

  8. Gonzo Says:

    Mr Davis, it’s time for the obligatory “I used to jerk off to Blanche” comment. Who in here didn’t?

  9. Chamomiles Davis Says:

    Who in here did?

    [sighs, raises hand]

    Blanche was a hot, slutty Southern GILF, and young teenage Chamomiles lived in a house that wouldn’t have cable TV or Internet access until several years later.

  10. johnk348 Says:

    +1 @ gootman

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