And no, “sign your wife’s shirt” is not a euphemism for “bang her repeatedly” — although it very well could be. Take a look at one gentleman’s YouTube submission entitled, “Pat Burrell autgraphs [sic] my wife’s shirt”:
haha, Pat says, “Just hold it tight and don’t move.”
Something tells me that’s not the first time he’s used that line on a young lady in San Diego, AMIRITE? The woman counters with, “You’re my favorite and I like your butt.”
You stay classy, San Diego. (Get it? Like that character said in Anchorman?)
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August 18th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
But it is the first time ‘the Bat has spoken to a woman with a shirt on (because he gets lots of intercourse with the ladyfolk; that’s the joke),
August 19th, 2008 at 6:52 am
Campaign Cheer is in full effect tonight!
August 19th, 2008 at 9:52 am
What, what in the butt
August 19th, 2008 at 10:55 am
For purposes of completeness, I’d like to note that I too will sign your wife’s shirt.
August 19th, 2008 at 10:57 am
What Meech chose not to mention is what Pat offers to sign your wife’s shirt with.
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Hey everyone,
That is my submission on Youtube. I am from philly born and raised 27 years. I live in Anaheim now with my wife and I am able to see my Phigtens only twice a year, although it’s rumored that they will be in Anaheim next year. I think that it’s cool that you found my video and made a blog about it.
When we got back home, I had her frame the shirt with some stills of the “Event”
What happened was, I told her to stay at the dugout and take pictures while I went to try and catch some BP homeruns, when I came back, she had the shirt autographed
here is a link to the framed prize, I can’t believe someone wrote a blog on it, lol
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb169/professorellisdtrails/Phillies/IMG_1399.jpg