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2008

OOOGIE!!!!!!!!!

Posted by meech.one at 11:47 am ET 10 Comments

I would KILL for one of these jerseys.

I’m not kidding — if any one of these guys (or all three) came anywhere near my property, I would pour gasoline on them, hack them with machete’s, and light them on fire.

Oh wait, that would probably ruin the jersey, right? Nevermind then. Regardless, these are pretty sweet.

Ugueth Urbina, Philadelphia Phillies | Straight Cash Homey

10 Comments on “OOOGIE!!!!!!!!!”

Tommy Says:
October 7th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
i was just wondering the other evening of this guy was still in jail
Joe B Says:
October 7th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
My fucking friend has one. A few years ago, they were selling them for $10 at the Montgomery Mall. I had no cash so I decided I’d go back and get one. When I returned, they were gone. And my asshole friend has one.
yellowbird Says:
October 7th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
thats fuckin hardcore.

and to refresh some memories:

On June 8, 2005, the Tigers traded Urbina with Ramon Martinez to the Philadelphia Phillies for infielder Plácido Polanco……on nov 7 2005, he was arrested for , well, we all know how the story ends.
Robert Says:
October 7th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
And I continute to state, Polanco should be our starting 3rd baseman.
Brian Hall Says:
October 7th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Maybe I’m crazy but isn’t that the same guy in all 3 pictures. Or maybe guys with Urbina jerseys are all fat with cop hair cuts. Polanco should absolutely be our starting 3rd basemen.
MSM Says:
October 7th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
I’m just happening to glance through channels now at 7pm and there’s an interview with Urbina on ESPN on E:60. Imagine that. He still says he’s innocent too. Imagine that also.
Tony G Says:
October 7th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
No.. It is certainly not the same guy in all 3… See, my buddy just happened to buy the last 3 Ugueth Urbina Jerseys that the Montgomery Mall had. One for himself, one for his brother, and one for me… Thats me on the right.. I believe my buddy in the middle.. But the guy on the left… That is the ONLY other Urbina jersey I have seen. And come on now, if somebody kidnapped your mother, wouldnt you light them on fire and slice em up too?!?!? No? Well..at least seek your revenge???

And we’re not all fat… just one of us… well two… but the other 2 of us… beautiful hair… really, top notch…

And while I enjoy this running joke, and being easy to find at phillies games, Polanco should definitely be our starting third basemen
Tina Says:
October 7th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
How much do you want for Tony’s jersey? I’ll see what I can do. I’m friends with his girlfriend…Maybe she can get him out of it (if the Phils win tomorrow, if they lose, all bets are off), and I’ll swip it sans the gasoline and machete. You get the jersey. She gets XO from cop boy. I get $11, accounting for inflation. And Tony–once he realizes what we’ve done– ends up in jail with Urbino running his fingers through his pretty hair after our attempted murders. Win, win for everyone.
Den Says:
October 7th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
yea thats me in the middle!! that is awesome and the jersey was ten bucks and i bought the last 3!! one to my buddy on my right and i dont know who the other is
Marissa Says:
October 7th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
I am the girl talking to Tony in the pic all the way to the right with the sunglasses! I can not stop laughing! He loves that jersey and I am pretty sure he wants to be buried in it!! LET’S GO FIGHTINS!!!! PHUCK THE DODGERS!!!!