Are you a Dodgers fan who has been swept up by the Manny Mania!® phenomenon? Do you like to dress up in outrageous flair and bring attention to yourself while attending baseball games?
Well, the Dodgers store has the perfect accessory for you!
For an inflated price, you can now purchase the brand-new, Manny Wig® at participating Dodger games. Just head on over to Chávez Ravine, step inside the stadium store and grab your very own Jack Sparrow Lil’ Jon Manny Ramirez wig, complete with ‘LA’ inscribed skull-cap and flowing dreadlocks:
Once your purchase is complete, join your fellow Manny-loving friends on the third-base line so you don’t look like an imbecile all by your lonesome. When seated, just sit back, relax, and wait until the cameraman searches for the biggest losers in the crowd…
… and VOILA! Now everyone can see how big of a jaggov you are!
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August 15th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
At least Manny never trashed his fans …
August 15th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
No, but he did whine like a dreadlocked bitch about how unfairly he was being treated in Boston.
August 15th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
I believe Manny complained about fans *all the time*, actually. It was one of the reasons cited in the annual Trade-Me-Palooza. Boston just never goes into histrionics over it.
August 15th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
had the pleasure of going to 3 of the 4 games, manny might win if he ran for governor right now…
dodgers fans have always been lame, but i will give the organization for making moves that brings people to the park
manny-mania
fernando-mania
nomo-mania
even stupid nomar
sad sad trip home……
August 15th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Yeah that’s the thing – “front office” must be wiping their brows.
“We just got swept by a team that particularly highlights the value of strong midseason acquisitions, throwing our failures into sharp focus? Are we gonna have to fire Cholly in order to distract… … oh wait, Jimmy Rollins just said something dumb! Now the fans will spend all their time in a pointless uproar and forget about how we gave up on this year long before Rollins did. Whew”
— unnamed Phila. executive.
August 16th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Second picture–
Joe Lieberman goes to Dodger games?
August 16th, 2008 at 11:30 am
You better believe if Manny Ramirez was in a Red & White pinstripe uniform with the Phillies written on the front of his jersey and hitting .423 w/ 5 HRs in 14 games. There would be a stadium full of fans wearing a “Manny Cap”. Are you kidding me! I am not a Manny fan, but if he’s hitting like that on my team The “Manny Rules” would surely apply.
Don’t let the dreads fool you, remember we went to the Super Bowl with a similar player a few years ago.
August 16th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
look @ the pic, its the multi cultural manny club. jackoffs, wonder if they realize how big of assholes they look like.
August 18th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Antonio Alfonseca’s pubic hair, nice!
August 19th, 2008 at 3:27 am
This is funny! As a Red Sox fan, I think it’s terrific that the Manny hair is all the rage. This blogger sounds like he doesn’t like Manny, for whatever reason. Who cares, really! Manny is THE BOMB! Since August 1st of this year, my other favorite team is the Dodgers!
August 20th, 2008 at 5:51 am
Don’t be retarded, 99% of you commenting are what they call “HATERS”. How are you gonna trash Manny? or The Dodgers? They have been the hottest team in baseball people. Do you know anything about sports? Mid / late season acquisitions are how non-playoff teams make pushes to become playoff teams. Did you see what happened to the Lakers after they got Gasol?! (dont tell me they didn’t win the Championship, did anyone really expect them to make the Finals with Kobe Bryant and Lamar Odom????) You commenters are so lame and pathetic. I am a Yankee fan who was born in the Bronx and lives in LA, and as much as I hate the Red Sox, it is awesome to see him in LA, and to see Dodgers fans back into it. If you only you commenters in teh peanut gallery were as conscious as the fans.
September 7th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Manny is the best player in baseball — and, by far, the coolest. His unconventional attitude is monstrously cool while his technical dedication to the art of hitting shuts up all of his critics. Unless you’ve hit 20 grand slams yourself, you have no right to criticize the guy. I think the Manny wigs are terrific — I was planning on creating my own until I saw the Dodgers had the good business sense to sell them.
September 7th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
The “coolest guy” in baseball* Manny Ramirez, is not very cool. I mean, the guy cut his hair for his manager. That ain’t cool. What would of happened if Manny said ‘no’, to Joe Torre’s stupid hair policy (I’m very passionate about hair).? He wouldn’t have been traded.
If Manny was truly cool, he wouldn’t be taking hair advice from Joe Torre.
*the coolest baseball player is, and always will be, Antonio Alfonseca
September 9th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
MAN YOU ARE A BIG TIME LOSER!!…. THIS GUY HITS OVER .400 .10 home runs 40 RBI’S 50 hits AND ALL YOU THINK OF IS HOW SILLY PEOPLE WILL LOOK WITH DREADLOCKS?? YEAH, YOU’RE A BIGGER LOSER THEN MANNY WOULD EVER BE… REMEMBER MANNY MAKES 20 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR AND YOU? SH.T, YOU PROBALLY MAKE THE MINIMUM WAGE FOR MORONS
September 10th, 2008 at 12:04 am
@boston2la99
DAMN ITS GETTING LOUD IN HERE! Plus, my hair is much cooler than Manny’s.
September 11th, 2008 at 12:43 am
This poor poster sounds awfully bitter. lol…..boston fan here who absolutely LOVES the guy, and is now a Dodgers fan, too. And yes, I did actually just tonight read the article about Manny’s personality and hitting ability. Enjoyed it immensely, good article. BTW, Sox/Rays game on 9/10….Jason Bay (0-6!)…anyway…bases loaded situation, critical game on the line……He Fans. Don’t all you Sox fans wish Manny had been at that particular at bat? I know you do…secretly.
I know I do….the bigger the stage, the better he always is. Sox more than likely would have won that one. Oh well, the manram hit a homer in Hollywood that same nite. Have a nice day!
September 12th, 2008 at 1:59 am
manny fucking rocks. any team wishes they had a slugger like him. hope he stays in LA for a long time. Go Blue!
September 12th, 2008 at 9:40 am
Sherri… Yeah I wished Manny was in that game… except if he were still in Boston, he probably would’ve asked out of the game due to a sore hamstring/knee/pinky finger. He would not be putting up the numbers he is in LA if he wasn’t traded. He’d be pouting more than T.O. in Philly.
September 15th, 2008 at 12:29 am
I see some people kinda overdosed on Haterade. Manny is a great player and us Dodger fans are happy to have a great slugger again, so what if we wear crazy dreadlock wigs. Like Johanna said i hope we lock him up for quite a few seasons. THINK BLUE!!
September 15th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
don’t be so sensitive, the worry lines in your face are making your botox run…
ENJOY MANNY’S MELTDOWN.
We’re just pissed because we’re gonna have to hear about it ad nauseum on baseball tonight (I love that show)
November 24th, 2008 at 6:09 am
yeah, the guy hits .400. meanwhile the rest of the team’s average declines by 10-15 points dealing with his BS…
March 5th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
WERE CAN I BUY A MANNY WIG ? i LIVE IN HOUSTON .
July 9th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
WHERE CAN I PURCHASE A MANNY CAP WITH DREADLOCK OR DU RAG AND LOCKS ? PLEASE ADVISE. THANKS
July 9th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
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