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Oct
02
2008
No. Questions. Asked. Victorino Slams Sabathia.
Posted by meech.one at 11:27 pm ET 20 Comments

I just returned from the Phillies game.  My voice is shot, my body is filled with unhealthy toxins, and I need some rest.  I’ll certainly be back tomorrow with a bit more analysis, but for now I’ll leave you with this…

By request, Shane Victorino’s Grand Salami with Scott Franzke and Larry Andersen of WPHT 1210 am on the call.  No questions asked:

After the jump, our little fast-talking hero speaks.

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20 Comments on “No. Questions. Asked. Victorino Slams Sabathia.”

  1. yellowbird Says:

    SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!

  2. John Says:

    wait, whos randy?

  3. maria Says:

    yeah, who the fuck is randy? He’s so cute.

  4. Lynniemac Says:

    Thank you, thank you, thank you for the radio call. I may go cry now.

    Also, Randy is my favorite player.

  5. How do you spell retard? Says:

    Yeah, theres amad ladies in theis post.
    //end drunk cokkmment

    Heyyy Maria, im also fromsouth jersy.

  6. FuquaManuel Says:

    Shane, I can’t understand a word you say, but I love you.

  7. Tommy Says:

    Shane is the great spokesman for fast talkers everywhere!

  8. JMS Says:

    As someone who talks fast when her ADD is not in check, I’ll get behind a spokesman like that.

  9. Carl Says:

    Randy Myers?
    Randy Wolf?
    Randy Lerch?

  10. Mr. Bryan Says:

    I thought I head that dude wrong, I was like who the F is Randy? Johnson?? Wolf?

  11. maria Says:

    HDYSR?

    south jersey’s a good place to live; there’s practically a Wawa everywhere you go.

  12. How do you spell retard? Says:

    @Maria
    I have a bad relationship with Wawa, a it was a Wawa parking lot that I was pulled over in once. But I love the South Jersey low humidity (I’m goin’ to school in North Jersey, mad humid).
    Plus, there’s no Rita’s Water Ice up here; I gave a homeless guy in NYC a Rita’s Cool Card and he didn’t know what Rita’s was.

  13. La Di Da Says:

    Randy Myers, former Reds “Nasty Boy”
    Easy mistake.

  14. meech.one Says:

    I’m willing to bet $100 that David Aldridge has absolutely no idea who Randy Myers was/is.

  15. maria Says:

    Don’t let one bad experience ruin them all.

    Just don’t get Wawa gas; I hear it’s actually water.

  16. BIGMAN Says:

    HDYSR i work at rita’s and never though of giving a homeless man a cool card, nice gesture

  17. Joe Says:

    I wish Harry was behind the mic for that classic.

  18. Lynniemac Says:

    Obviously, Aldridge is referring to former Phillie utility-everything Randy Ready.

  19. Doug Says:

    Shane Victorino is the real-life inspiration for Boomhauer on King of the Hill.

  20. UFC Says:

    congrat’s from the UFC buddy

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