There seems to be a horde of Philadelphians who have been extremely angry the past day and a half.
Well, let me rephrase — more angry than usual.
I guess it’s understandable, but if you ask me, we’re still in a pretty damn good position. Just think — being that the game will start from the bottom of the sixth inning tonight, it means we don’t have to celebrate on a weekday at one o’clock in the morning. We can start earlier! Get drunkerer! Flip more cars! And it won’t be in the middle of a monsoon!
Yes, Bud Selig is an incompetent moron. But I ain’t gonna let that curmudgeon kill my high. So wipe that fucking scowl off your face and get ready for some Game 5½ action.
I know one person who is DEFINITELY ready. The man who is the subject of the most incredible interview segment in the history of local news. South Philly’s own — the one, the only, MONTY GEE!
I dare you to disagree:
You hear that? We’re winning the World Series. Not only are we winning, but we’re also taking it “to the top, to the top, to the top.” Seriously, if you can’t trust a guy with an old school gold-on-onyx name plate, who can you trust?
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October 29th, 2008 at 10:24 am
TRYIN TA HOLLA ATCH BITCH CANT CHA HEAR ME???????????
October 29th, 2008 at 10:27 am
meech, where the fuck do u find this shit, that was sooo fucking hilarious. i definetly feel better now
October 29th, 2008 at 11:43 am
If you think for one second I’m not stealing this like I always do, you are crazy. Wow! That guy is my idol. I’m eating right now to try and beef up.
October 29th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
$3.99 for all you can eat?
Well, I’m a stuff my face to a funky beat!
We’re gonna walk inside, and guess what’s up:
Put some food in my plate, and some Coke in my cup
Give me some chicken, franks, and fries
And you can pass me a lettuce. I’m a pass it by
So keep shoveling, (Ha!) onto my plate
Give me some sweets and lots of cake
Give me some hot Macaroni and Cheese!
Give me, some more food PLEASE!!!!
Give me some bologna, salami, and ham
Toast with butter and strawberry jam
I love it whether the food is cold or hot
Put a burger on the plate, and it’ll hit the spot
We’ll eat everything. An incredible feat
$3.99 for all you can eat!
All you can eat!
All you can eat!
All you can eat!
All you can eat!
(I’m hungry!)
October 29th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Did he say “We’re bringing it home and having some rings” or “bringing it home and having some ribs”?
October 29th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Dad??!!??
October 29th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
When he says “bang bang bang” I think Jamie Apody saw her life flash before her eyes.
October 29th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
My mood has lightened since yesterday. I was REALLY pissed yesterday. Mostly because Bud Selig fucked us and it was snowing here in the burbs yesterday. But this morning (as I awoke from my Championship dreams) I realized that yeah, it was kind of a blessing in disguise. We got a night to actually sleep a full 8 hours and be fully rested for the party tonight. See you a Frankford and Cottman!