One thing I have in common with Stern show sidekick Artie Lange (besides the gambling and heroin addictions) is our deep-seated hatred of all things Mets. Well, I was just listening to the replay of The Howard Stern Show from this morning and had to pass along a funny back-and-forth between Artie Lange and today’s guest, Jerry O’Connell.
Like so many conversations on the Stern show, Howard was asking Jerry O’Connell about his porn viewing habits. Now, just in case you aren’t hip to the celebrity gossip scene, Jerry is married to Rebecca Romijn, who is currently pregnant with twins. Because of that, the former Stand By Me fatty said he hasn’t been getting much sex from his wife lately and has turned to porno to quench his sexual needs. (I apologize if this is getting weird, but trust me, it relates to the joke.)
So, anyway, Jerry was explaining his particular porno fetish; which happens to be zoomed-in, up close shots of the woman’s vagina. That’s when Artie chimed in with the hopes of helping Mr. O’Connell out. He goes:
“You know there used to be a magazine called Assholes & Pussies? All it showed was close-ups of assholes and pussies.”
Jerry seemed intrigued, but then Artie continued,
“Well… it was actually about the Mets.”
OH SNAP! I’m almost positive that was a BUURRRN.
(I cannot wait for tomorrow)
UPDATE: The audio wizards over at Philly SportsCast have the snippet.
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September 4th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Does this mean Artie’s out of rehab?
Christ, do I miss the Stern show.
September 4th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Since you all missed me so much I thought I’d come back to express my sadness for poor Cole Hamels, who your thug manager has decided he needs to ride into the ground and turn into the next Mark Prior. “Good School” Charlie almost destroyed Brett Myers’s career jerking him around and now seems dead set on breaking Hamels like a twig. Yeah, a 100-inning jump, pitching on short rest, all that sounds really good for a 23-year-old.
I (unlike Philadelphians) don’t cheer for injuries or wish lead poisoning on the opposing team’s fans, but there is some justice in a city full of thugs with a thug manager racing head-long into the consequences of your idiotic “good school” thugism by wrecking the most talented young asset you have.
September 4th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I (unlike Philadelphians) don’t cheer for injuries or wish lead poisoning on the opposing team’s fans…
And that is why your team is 25 games out of first place. Because you don’t try hard enough.
September 4th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
i think it is the other way around, my friend.
now do us a favor and take some games from the mets and i’ll promise to click on your blog once a day and get your stats up.
September 4th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Damn Charlie Manuel for being such a thug and starting his best pitcher against the Phillies’ biggest rival who is starting their best pitcher. What the hell is he thinking? I think it’s probably a racist move too.
September 5th, 2008 at 1:12 am
go buy sirius you cheap fuck
September 8th, 2008 at 1:36 am
I am Cholly’s “black friend”. A racist he most certainly is not. But a sexist-misogynist — well that is another story completely. It is my theory that this is the exact reason he is trying so hard to fuck up Cole Hamels’ arm…he thinks the long-haired, baby-faced kid is a woman.