I have always accused the Metros of having female reproductive systems — and I’m usually not that polite about it — but I think now we finally have proof. Check out this undoctored, closed-captioned screenshot from the Mets/Phillies game on Tuesday night to see what I’m talking about:

Their “Hot Streak Ovulate” sounds like some sick mating ritual that really shouldn’t be discussed during a baseball game. Just a friendly reminder that if you’re a dude looking to bang a member of the Mets — be careful, they’re awfully fertile this time of the month.
(Captured by the keen eye of my new favorite Fightins reader, Ryan Roat)
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August 28th, 2008 at 11:27 am
This explains why Mr. Met resembles a giant sperm.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Not as mysterious as last night’s undead/zombie/ghost pitcher for the Phillies last night.
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj35/Satyr_Wongraven/Unknowne.jpg
//getting my “Unknown” jersey
August 28th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
I wonder at what point in the game the Closed Caption guy gets sick of typing ‘middle in’.