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Like Shane Victorino Said

Posted by meech.one at 11:50 am ET 12 Comments

Like I said, Shane Victornio is one hell of an interview. Following Game 3 of the NLCS, FOX’s irritating midget, Ken Rosenthal, had a few questions to ask of the centerfielder. And like he said, someone on the Phillies was bound to get hit after Myers threw behind Manny and Russell Martin was hit by a 42-mph Jamie Moyer pitch. Like he said, it was inevitable, but all he asked was that Kuroda not throw at his head. I mean, like he said, it’s squashed now — it’s over — but like he said, there came a point where he knew someone was gonna get hit. Like he said though, just don’t throw at his head. Like he said.

SEVEN times in a 1:14 interview. A NEW RECORD!

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12 Comments on “Like Shane Victorino Said”

How do you spell retard? Says:
October 13th, 2008 at 11:53 am
He also said ’squash’ a lot.

And when Ken “I buy my suits at Baby Gap” Rosenthal asked him if these confrontations were over, Sugar Shane said “yes”. Then they interviewed Russell Martin who when asked the same question, dodged(HE”S a DODGER!! LOLcats!! Fuck you guys, Chamo said RAWR) it and said “this game is over.”
Honeynut Ichiros Says:
October 13th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
But that’s not all folks. Shane somehow managed to get some form of “that’s all I ask” into this interview a coincidental SEVEN times as well. Seven “like I saids” and seven “all I asks,” this was an interview of biblical proportion.
yellowbird Says:
October 13th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
SHAAAAAAAAANE!!!!
Gigi Says:
October 13th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Like I said, it’s easy when you talk so fast…

10:1 says Micromachines offers Shane a spokesman job when his playing career is over.
teh_joe Says:
October 13th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
He must’ve been studying the Allen Iverson ‘Practice’ interview.
theKrisheim Says:
October 13th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
only guy that gives even more obscure and bizarre live, on-camera interviews…

MILT THOMPSON

pull that video from the brewers series
Gonzo Says:
October 13th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Fuck Manny. Running in from left field acting like he gives a shit about his team. and dare I say, Fuck Mariano Duncan. OK, I said it. fuck him too. Fuck Lasorda. Fuck Russell “Pussy” Martin. Fuck Mary Hart. Fuck Joe Torre. Fuck LA.
ryan g Says:
October 13th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Like I said, no questions asked, an absolutely classic interview. Like I said, no questions asked!!
Mike Says:
October 13th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
I love Ken Rosenthal’s work. One of my favorite writers out there. However, he has to be the shortest dude I have seen interview a player. Even Victorino is towering over him.

Good thing he does baseball and not basketball. The cameraman would have to either lay on the ground and shoot straight up or stand wayyyyyyy back.
Lynniemac Says:
October 13th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
I realize this may make me sound like a savage Angryvillian, but Russell Martin needs one in the earhole. When told after the game that Shane’s point was throw at my body don’t throw at my head (like he said), Martin smirked and said “it wasn’t at his head. It was above it.”

Yeah, douchnozzle, and that ball wasn’t AT Manny, it was BEHIND him.
Paul Says:
October 13th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Lynniemac, while I agree Martin is a huge douchebag…wouldn’t throwing at his head kind of make us the same? I’d rather see burrell or howard barrel into him full speed in a play at the plate and absolutely destroy him
Lynniemac Says:
October 13th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Paul, yes, it would (sadly) make us the same, and normally I wouldn’t advocate headhunting. I’d love to see someone run him over, too, but that also brings up the fear of injury to the one doing the barreling.

Ultimately, the best revenge would be for the Dodgers to be playing nothing but golf by Sunday at the latest.