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Kyle Kendrick May Have Found Himself Another Line of Work

Posted by meech.one at 12:26 pm ET 25 Comments

HOLEEE SHIT.

While perhaps he should be working on a way to get a left-handed hitter out, Kyle Kendrick has been busy sprucing up his modeling resume this offseason with girlfriend/Survivor-alum, Stephenie LaGrossa.

Matt P of The Level dug up these gems from the trendy on-line clothing boutique, eModa.com, featuring Double K and his woman making sweet, sweet love to the camera while showing off the latest in fashion that will surely be out of style faster than you can say, “I’ll take the Von Dutch hat.”

Behold, the power of the outdated skull belt buckle:

Sleeper hold!

After the jump, the best shot of the group, ROFL bot’d for your convenience…

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25 Comments on “Kyle Kendrick May Have Found Himself Another Line of Work”

Joe Says:
January 29th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
what’s with that face he’s making in the first picture?

Also, Rolling Stones Shirt and Kurt Cobain Shirt? Check. Nexts all he needs is that Led Zeppelin 1977 Tour Shirt to complete the trifecta.
Corey Says:
January 29th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
He gets one “Preppy D-bag Fashion Point” for tucking the shirt behind the belt buckle, but then loses it for not “popping” his collar in the second pic.
GM-Carson Says:
January 29th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
KK pulling some hot tail there. Looks like he’s doing better with the ladies than on the mound.
werththewait Says:
January 29th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Anyone can get the ladies with a sinkerball.
Rich Says:
January 29th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Perhaps this is the reason Kendrick fell completely apart on the mound for the Phillies. He’s thinking of the wrong mound….. forgive me for the trivial play on words!!!!
Tug Haines Says:
January 29th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Rag-armed fuckin’ tool.
PhillyCubano Says:
January 29th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Reminds me of Tim Robbins in Bull Durham…get that man a garter belt. Except LaGrossa is 14382918339 times hotter than Susan Sarandon. Chris Coste can fill Kevin Costners role too.

Anyway, Chan Ho Park is gonna be niiiccee…im trying to go to spring training over spring break and watch one of his starts this year
Matt Says:
January 29th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Please tell me you’re joking about being happy to see Chan Ho Park as the 5th starter…
Melissa Says:
January 29th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Eesh, they both have serious butter faces. I hope they don’t spawn.

At least I know where all those disgusting t-shirts are coming from now.
Melissa Says:
January 29th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
And also.. did they put Ryno in bell bottoms?!!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3287/3022846722_91e93c23cc.jpg?v=0

Mmmm Man flares.
Doc Says:
January 29th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Actually, I think these photos surfaced during the season, didn’t they? I swear I’ve seen them before… Maybe Radano’s old blog?
meech.one Says:
January 29th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Doc – once again, you are correct sir.
GenericFanGroup Says:
January 29th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
That first picture makes Kendrick look retarded…even more then when he was traded for the Japanese hot dog eating guy.
GM-Carson Says:
January 30th, 2009 at 7:30 am
That first pic make KK look like that doof from the movie MASK…not the flick with Jim Carrey, the one from the 80’s with Cher.
ill Says:
January 30th, 2009 at 8:29 am
@PhillyCubano
You didn’t think Sarandon was kinda sexy in Bull Durham? I can’t be the only one that rubb…nevermind.

Kendrick actually reminds me of that dude Jimmy, who was a Bible thumper but ended up marrying that team slut on the diamond. I always buy candlestick holders for every wedding I go to now.
Tug Haines Says:
January 30th, 2009 at 11:44 am
@ill
Sarandon was pretty sexy. But this is coming from a guy who likes Mary Steenburgen.
meech.one Says:
January 30th, 2009 at 11:46 am
Kyle Kendrick looks like he’s got a case of the Paris Hilton gonk eye.
PhillyCubano Says:
January 30th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
@Matt

I am. A little more than I should be, but thats only because hes not Adam Eaton. Park is still a good pitcher, but he just became labeled a bust after Boras got him a ridic contract. My main concern is just if he can handle the innings load, but whoever finishes 2nd to him can fill in if theres problems. It wouldve been nice to get Lowe, but what can you do.
ill Says:
January 30th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
@Tug
She was pretty sexy in Back to the Future Part III. You know Dr Emmitt Brown hit that shit hard and wanted her to call him Mr Fussion.
Tug Haines Says:
February 1st, 2009 at 10:57 am
@ill
I’d like to flux her capacitor.
ill Says:
February 2nd, 2009 at 8:17 am
@ Tug
I’d hover her board.
Joe Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 3:17 pm
@ill
I’d giga her watt
Tug Haines Says:
February 5th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
@ill
I’d clock her tower.
Crane Says:
February 17th, 2009 at 12:28 am
Re: the first pic. He’s like, “I wonder if I can eat my whole chin…”.
citizen of the world Says:
April 9th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
what’s with the evil eyebrows?
they look like they are planning to take over the world — those eyebrows do.