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Jan
29
2009
Kyle Kendrick May Have Found Himself Another Line of Work
Posted by meech.one at 12:26 pm ET 25 Comments

HOLEEE SHIT.

While perhaps he should be working on a way to get a left-handed hitter out, Kyle Kendrick has been busy sprucing up his modeling resume this offseason with girlfriend/Survivor-alum, Stephenie LaGrossa.

Matt P of The Level dug up these gems from the trendy on-line clothing boutique, eModa.com, featuring Double K and his woman making sweet, sweet love to the camera while showing off the latest in fashion that will surely be out of style faster than you can say, “I’ll take the Von Dutch hat.”

Behold, the power of the outdated skull belt buckle:

Sleeper hold!

After the jump, the best shot of the group, ROFL bot’d for your convenience…


25 Responses to “Kyle Kendrick May Have Found Himself Another Line of Work”

  1. Joe says:

    what’s with that face he’s making in the first picture?

    Also, Rolling Stones Shirt and Kurt Cobain Shirt? Check. Nexts all he needs is that Led Zeppelin 1977 Tour Shirt to complete the trifecta.

  2. Corey says:

    He gets one “Preppy D-bag Fashion Point” for tucking the shirt behind the belt buckle, but then loses it for not “popping” his collar in the second pic.

  3. GM-Carson says:

    KK pulling some hot tail there. Looks like he’s doing better with the ladies than on the mound.

  4. werththewait says:

    Anyone can get the ladies with a sinkerball.

  5. Rich says:

    Perhaps this is the reason Kendrick fell completely apart on the mound for the Phillies. He’s thinking of the wrong mound….. forgive me for the trivial play on words!!!!

  6. Tug Haines says:

    Rag-armed fuckin’ tool.

  7. PhillyCubano says:

    Reminds me of Tim Robbins in Bull Durham…get that man a garter belt. Except LaGrossa is 14382918339 times hotter than Susan Sarandon. Chris Coste can fill Kevin Costners role too.

    Anyway, Chan Ho Park is gonna be niiiccee…im trying to go to spring training over spring break and watch one of his starts this year

  8. Matt says:

    Please tell me you’re joking about being happy to see Chan Ho Park as the 5th starter…

  9. Melissa says:

    Eesh, they both have serious butter faces. I hope they don’t spawn.

    At least I know where all those disgusting t-shirts are coming from now.

  10. Melissa says:

    And also.. did they put Ryno in bell bottoms?!!

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3287/3022846722_91e93c23cc.jpg?v=0

    Mmmm Man flares.

  11. Doc says:

    Actually, I think these photos surfaced during the season, didn’t they? I swear I’ve seen them before… Maybe Radano’s old blog?

  12. That first picture makes Kendrick look retarded…even more then when he was traded for the Japanese hot dog eating guy.

  13. GM-Carson says:

    That first pic make KK look like that doof from the movie MASK…not the flick with Jim Carrey, the one from the 80′s with Cher.

  14. ill says:

    @PhillyCubano
    You didn’t think Sarandon was kinda sexy in Bull Durham? I can’t be the only one that rubb…nevermind.

    Kendrick actually reminds me of that dude Jimmy, who was a Bible thumper but ended up marrying that team slut on the diamond. I always buy candlestick holders for every wedding I go to now.

  15. Tug Haines says:

    @ill
    Sarandon was pretty sexy. But this is coming from a guy who likes Mary Steenburgen.

  16. meech.one says:

    Kyle Kendrick looks like he’s got a case of the Paris Hilton gonk eye.

  17. PhillyCubano says:

    @Matt

    I am. A little more than I should be, but thats only because hes not Adam Eaton. Park is still a good pitcher, but he just became labeled a bust after Boras got him a ridic contract. My main concern is just if he can handle the innings load, but whoever finishes 2nd to him can fill in if theres problems. It wouldve been nice to get Lowe, but what can you do.

  18. ill says:

    @Tug
    She was pretty sexy in Back to the Future Part III. You know Dr Emmitt Brown hit that shit hard and wanted her to call him Mr Fussion.

  19. Tug Haines says:

    @ill
    I’d like to flux her capacitor.

  20. ill says:

    @ Tug
    I’d hover her board.

  21. Joe says:

    @ill
    I’d giga her watt

  22. Tug Haines says:

    @ill
    I’d clock her tower.

  23. Crane says:

    Re: the first pic. He’s like, “I wonder if I can eat my whole chin…”.

  24. citizen of the world says:

    what’s with the evil eyebrows?
    they look like they are planning to take over the world — those eyebrows do.

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