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Apr
09
2009
Jack Taschner’s World Series Ring is Edible
Posted by meech.one at 8:42 am ET 15 Comments

The Phillies newest reliever, Jack Taschner, obviously wasn’t a part of the 2008 WFC squad that received their rings yesterday at the Citizens Bank Park ceremony. But still, he didn’t want to feel completely left out of the festivities, so he brought his own damn ring.

A delicious cherry-flavored Ring Pop.

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15 Comments on “Jack Taschner’s World Series Ring is Edible”

  1. Get Me outta Cleveland and back to Philly Says:

    I don’t want to fuck up the mojo or anything, but Taschner appears to be a good fit. He has pitched well in is outings and he seems to have a good sense of humor. Hopefully he only sucked in SF.

    Oh yeah…Fuck Adam Eaton.

  2. j_romes Says:

    I laughed out loud when I saw the Bling Pop.

  3. GM-Carson Says:

    I’d have gone with grape flavor, but nice gesture nonetheless.

  4. Hummer Says:

    i lol’d

  5. Frank Rizzo Says:

    Taschner is lights out

  6. Rudy Says:

    Good shit, Tash…you’ll get along with the WFC’s just fine…

    Vote for me!!! http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/college/standup/watch/RudyMezzyRegional

  7. will.H Says:

    good comedy, jack.

  8. Jim Says:

    I like this guy. Chalk one up in Rube’s win column.

  9. Amanda Says:

    I started cracking up when i saw this last night on the replay!

  10. Tiffany Says:

    It’s just about the right size, too….Great humor!

  11. D.Whitmore Says:

    he has gained my respect. give a girl a ring pop was a surefire way to get a handy back in 5th grade. i admire his thinking.

  12. Lynniemac Says:

    Carson – grape? Really? It’s RED for the Phillies. Duh. Grape would be if he were with the Rockies.

  13. Gabrielle Says:

    they should’ve given that one to eaton. seems way more fair.

  14. Tug Haines Says:

    Fuck, I keep calling him ‘Steve.’ Why? Anyhow, I like him so far.

  15. Harrison Says:

    Fuck Adam Eaton

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