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Nov
11
2008
In Philadelphia, Even Our Women Are Destructive
Posted by meech.one at 8:34 pm ET 15 Comments

And the entertaining parade videos keep rolling in…

Here we have a group of young Phillies fans who decided to set up shop on top of a FOX 29 news truck parked outside Citizens Bank Park on the morning of the parade. On the hood of the truck, a petite young lady who barely looks old enough to buy alcohol begins to take her frustration out on the front windshield as she incessantly smashes it in with her foot. No word on what she could have possibly been angry about. I mean, the Phillies parade was probably minutes away from arriving and it’s the middle of the afternoon, but this windshield obviously did something to annoy her.

After what I consider to be a fair request of “Show us your tits!” is denied, the girl’s shoe comes off of her kicking foot. Surely, this would be the end of her window smashing — BUT NO! She just casually slides her sneaker back on and continues kicking the shit out of that windshield. That’s when one of Philadelphia’s finest spots the girl, whips out his trusty Nightstick, thwacks her on her knee with it, pulls her off the hood, and tosses the handcuffs on her.

Then, the other fifteen-or-so kids slide off the news truck while a nice “Fuck the police” chant breaks out.

The End. (I’m telling you, it’s quite the action packed 2 minutes and 16 seconds)

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15 Comments on “In Philadelphia, Even Our Women Are Destructive”

  1. Eminencegirl Says:

    LAME!

  2. GenericFanGroup Says:

    right there folks is the 1% we talk about

  3. Tommy Says:

    uh…wtf…guess that was worth it

  4. vendor71 Says:

    Not cool people…Stuff like that is why the rest of the country disses Philly.

  5. jms Says:

    She gives Philly women a bad name. The night we won I got yelled at by a cop-on-a-horse for trying to pet the horse, and hugged a riot cop (he hugged back). Then again, I’m 115 lbs and from the suburbs. But still, have some class!

  6. PhillyCuban Says:

    seems like a typcial south philly girl to me

  7. How do you spell retard? Says:

    Fuck the police, for Darryl Gates
    Fuck the police, for Rodney King
    Fuck the police, for my dead homies
    Fuck the police, for your freedom
    Fuck the police, don’t be a pussy

  8. enrico Says:

    ugh.

  9. joe Says:

    “show us your tits!” is ALWAYS a fair request.

  10. The Phunyun Says:

    I think what the young lady was trying to say is, “I disagree with the clear conservative stance of FOX News, and wish to show my displeasure toward Bill O’Reilly in this manner.”

    And the crowd was trying to say, “We wish we could harken back to the days of great Gangsta Rap, like “Fuck Tha Police” by NWA.”

    That’s what I got out of it.

  11. meech.one Says:

    I thought she might have had a relationship with Gerald Kolpan that ended badly, but your theory sounds much more feasible, Phunyun.

  12. The White Ghost of Philly Says:

    That video manages to show my love and shame for this city all at once. The passion, the celebration, and the violent, over zealous, idiocy mixed together in a melting pot of insanity. Throw in booze and you’ve got yourself a good ol’ time in the city of brotherly shove. Why fuck the police when we can PHUCK THE METS?!!!

  13. The White Ghost of Philly Says:

    PS- Ain’t it great to be the best in the world Philly?

  14. Mike Says:

    That was just stupid.

  15. Freddiepickles Says:

    Check out the chick at 2:06. Definitely pregnant – drinkin’ a beer and smokin’ a ciggie. Then she pulls out the camera phone to take pics of the window. Don’t worry about the kid though lady. It’ll be fine.

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