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53 Responses to ““I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO””

  1. Willy says:


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  2. Chris says:

    What? We were just going over the set list?

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  3. TonyIsDynamic says:

    Lol’ed hard.

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  4. Ryan says:

    I’m trying to figure out why he licks his finger.

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  5. Amandah says:

    What an ugly fuck.



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  6. al says:

    @ryan – for maximum bass slapping, mon!

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  7. Uncle Charlie's hands says:

    I guess that will happen when you’re way pass your bed time and have a sugar rush.

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  8. maria says:

    I hope we can all agree that this was funny.

    First viewing though, I wasn’t sure what I was looking for. It’s actually hard to stop watching.

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  9. Tom Anderson says:

    What in theee hell is that boy doin?

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  10. I need TP for my bunghole

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  11. TonyIsDynamic says:

    The deal is “just about done”. Cliff Lee is a New York Yankee.

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  12. Gonzo says:


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  13. yellowbird says:

    the streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers

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  14. usedwigs says:

    stupid cameraman, moments later a fan from the upper deck fell on this guy. btw, I love this guy.

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  15. Arsebag says:

    Come out with your pants down!

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  16. Aadam Aziz Ansari says:

    It’s from I Love You, Man, for those of you that don’t get the reference.


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  17. T-Mac says:

    Cliff Lee is about to be a Yankee. Life sucks.

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  18. Arsebag says:


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  19. YankeesSuckArod says:

    No surprise, Cliff Lee wanted his money and what better way than by joining the New York Wankees?

    Oh and wait, I guess now he’ll decide to skip free agency and instead just sign an extension right now!

    After all it’s the fucking Wankees, right?

    And they always get their guys, right?


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  20. YankeesSuckArod says:

    And I really fucking HATE Buster Olney too, and I have hard time believing anything that shithead says until it’s confirmed by a more reputable source

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  21. James Fayleez says:

    Hard to take someone seriously when they’re named after a kid’s shoe store. Didn’t “Buster” also say we were trading Howard for Pujols straight up?

    As for Cornholio, it’s amazing how goofy those fans behind home plate will become just so someone can text them later and say OMFG I SAW U PLAYIN BASE N LICKIN YER NIPPLEZ!!!! FTW!!!LOL!!!

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  22. kurt says:

    fuck the mets

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  23. Greenman! says:

    Its ok, Cliff is a rebel spy and will provide us with the plans to Sabathia.

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  24. Buster Olney says:


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  25. Howard Eskin says:

    Hey…hey buddy.

    This is MY corner. Get off it.

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  26. Buster Olney says:

    My mistake! I thought this was!

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  27. kevin says:

    Dude was killing it all night long. The best was the over dramatic drinking of his beer the cheese eating grin. I’d rather see this dude having fun making a fool of himself than some dude with a cell phone on waving

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  28. Griswold says:

    LMAO!!! put peepee in my bunghole

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  29. will.H says:

    kevin, i completely agree. sometimes it makes people uncomfortable watching someone make an ass of themselves.. but it’s not easy. For the sake of a few laughts, its worth it.

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  30. Howard Eskin says:

    Odds at a Vasquez/Werth swap are at 50/1, says Ken Rosenthal.

    Remember what said last time about a Phillies trade?

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  31. YankeesSuckArod says:

    I really don’t want Vasquez, or pretty much ANY pitcher with this lethargic offense.

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  32. Adam Eaton says:

    Funny as all hell…

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  33. Buster Olney says:

    Howard are you sure you want another latino on the Phillies?

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  34. Howard Eskin says:

    That Albert-Howard swap you made up on the fly almost made me want to vomit.

    Put in Holiday or at least ONE white player.

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  35. Feeling sick says:

    Wanna feel sick? The Yankees are close to a deal with Cliff Lee. It is all but a done deal. Shit.

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  36. Feeling sick says:

    source MLBtraderumors

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  37. T-Mac says:

    Looks like I now hate Cliff Lee. Sucks.

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  38. T-Mac says:

    Source: every baseball analysts twitter and ESPN

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  39. Greenman! says:

    I don’t understand it, if they do get him what the hell do they do with all their pitchers?

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  40. NicciG says:

    has anyone scanned the pictures on the phillies site from last nights game; and caught the one of Cueto grabin Shanes balls? its pretty epic

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  41. Two-bite says:

    Honestly, this makes me sick. Only the Yankees can afford such a thing and that needs to be stopped. I don’t care if it is a trade, they will sign him to some ridiculous contract…and we know the rest. I now wish the whole Cliff Lee as a Phillie episode never happened. I hate to say it, but I sincerely hope that this deal bombs for the Yankees…
    I’m sure Lee is happy, he now gets his big bucks. Damn

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  42. mich says:

    Ruben. Amaro. Jr. IS. A. TOOL.

    The Yankees killer is soon to be a Yankee. Greeeeeeeeaaaaaaaat.

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  43. Greenman! says:

    we just have to pray another team steps it up

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  44. YankeesSuckArod says:

    So guys, what AL team should we root for to kill the Yankees?

    Twins,Rays, or somebody else?

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  45. don says:

    Twins. Joe Mauer!

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  46. Ugh says:

    They’re going to get Werth too.

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  47. Willllaaaay says:

    that dude was so fucking obnoxious all gay, if i was sitting behind him i would of fucked him up circa the third inning

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  48. Tyson says:

    Probably would have been really annoying if you were behind him at the game, but that’s effing hilarious on TV.

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  49. BD says:

    In this lobby will there be TEEPEE…

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  50. Mark says:

    I slap… I slap some bass.

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  51. WerthBeard says:

    TP for my bunghole!!

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  52. Aj says:

    That’s my cousin!

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