Ay, I know from experience — it’s pretty damn hard to get somebody to give you tickets to the World Series for a reasonable price. You either have to fork over some cash, know somebody who gets tickets for free, or do what Susan Finkelstein tried to do: blow dudes.
According to the coppers, here’s an ad she place on Craigslist:
“DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia)
“Diehard Phillies fan–gorgeous tall buxom blonde– in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable— I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”
Of course, as the undercover officer who busted her found out, “creative type” meant “whore”. Now Finkelstein is charged with prostitution and related offenses, but worse than that, she’s running out of time to find a guy with a couple extras willing to trade them for a quick hummer.
What a dumb whore.
Police: Woman offered sex for tix | 6abc
“Desperate” Phils Fan Offers Sex for Tix: Cops | NBC Philadelphia
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October 27th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
I guess “gorgeous” is subjective.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
btw, in case you were wondering, in my search of WS tickets, I’m almost at the “blow dudes” point.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Meech, I have Game 5 if “blow dudes” means “thousands of dollars”
October 27th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
And is this really surprising? Another fine example of the Philadelphia fanbase.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
She’s almost as sexy as Shane Victorino’s picture on the cover of the NY Post….almost.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
On a side note, damn you people for the Beat NY shirt. I’m running out of money here
October 27th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Usher at the Bank last year was letting people in for 100 bucks a pop. Needless to say, he got caught.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Ok she’s Standing Room Only material at best. And to think Steve Phillips lost his job and marriage for a lot less.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
I can see it now. The next time I tell buddies about that late night “find” at the local pub, I’ll refer to her as, “some Finklestien.”
October 27th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
F The Mets:
http://www.evilfalconmedia.com/images/fny.gif
October 27th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
What is the going rate for WS tickets in terms of sexual favors? Is it one hole for standing room, 2 holes for 100 level and all 3 for Diamond club?
October 27th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Gotta respect a lady willing to got he extra mile.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
What does it say about me that I’m pissed a local police force would run a sting on a Phillies fan right now?
N/m. Figured it out. It says “I support whores.”
October 27th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
I mean… NY
October 27th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
“gorgeous tall buxom blonde” – maybe by Croydon standards.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Finklestein is a Kenzo.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Finkelstein….that doesn’t even sound real.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Let’e be honest here – who hasn’t blown dudes for tickets before?
October 27th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Of all the craigslist ads for prostitution, they gotta bust the chops of the lady looking for WS tickets not money? Get your priorities straight Philadelphia PD! When I was a kid, we called that bartering.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
@ RR
if this whore is a fine example of the phillies fanbase then this must be a perfect example of the yankees fanbase.
http://www.zwoje-scrolls.com/shoah/bb05j.jpg
October 27th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Are we talking Game 1 tickets or Game 7 tickets? haha
October 27th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
WTF is that D. Whitmore? I see a bunch of hardworking men (probably New Yorkers) who are putting in an honest day’s worth of labor for an honest day’s pay.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
To jdashdog: only if it included parking………..
October 27th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
I’m with Gaze. “Gorgeous” is very questionable, but why this fan’s actions need to be a criminal offense is beyond me. Let her do what she’s gotta do to get those tickets, literally and figuratively.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
http://www.facebook.com/people/Susan-Finkelstein/1067397945
This has to be her! Oh people why don’t you turn off the google search for facebook?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Are we sure she wasn’t offering these sexual favors for that Von Hayes autograph/hangout for game2?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Susan Finkelstein is wondering about the integrity of our “police.”
8 minutes ago
October 27th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
einhorn is finkle, finkle is einhorn?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
@will h.
HAHAHA
October 27th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Susan Finklestein is wondering if Bensalem police will send her a digital copy of her mug shot to upload to her gallery.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Lmaoooo @ will h
October 27th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Am I the only one thinking this? Finkle is Einhorn-Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is a MAN!
October 27th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Damn, I’m too slow.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
I am VERY fond of this crazy pajama party =D
October 23 at 3:03pm
I think the cops need to look into this crazy pajama party.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Good find, Erin.
I’m concerned though. She’s a fan of Philly Beer Week. I have lots of hazy and missing memories from that stretch.
I also ended up losing a pair of opening day Phils tickets right around the same time…
hmmm…
October 27th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
I tried to tell her she could blow me while we watched the game back at our trailer in Bristol, but she didn’t listen. If ya ask me, she was less after the tickets than she was getting her lips on some other schmuck’s cock.
Guess it’s time to find me a new piece-a tail…
October 27th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Bensalem Police has tagged a picture of you Mugshots 2009
October 27th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Steve Phillips has commented on your photo.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Hahahaha Puddy.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Susan has updated her About Me:
Ok, here goes a stream of consciousness thing: animal lover, writer, open-minded, more than a little crazy, pianist, trashpicker extraordinaire, wine guzzler, youngest child, love horror movies, rescuer, traveler, sarcastic, dorky, drive best while medicated, craigslist WS ticket whore.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is a man! Oh, my god! Einhorn is a man?
October 27th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
How many pokes youz guys think she gets a day?
October 27th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Looks like she made all the home World Series games last year! Wonder is she held onto her game 5 ticket for the 2nd night.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Think she has a black taco?
October 27th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Susan completed the quiz “Arkham Asylum Psychological Evaluation” with the result Pamela Isley/”Poison Ivy”.
You are Pamela Isley/”Poison Ivy,” femme fatale and irresistible to nearly anyone you meet. Your skill at seduct…ion is impeccable, yet rarely motivated by sincere emotional attachment. Your gorgeous demeanor disguises a deep hatred of male seducers from years of their mistreatment. Rejection irks you; boring people are targets of your mockery. Finding solace in your hobbies is your passion: you love your art more than life. A brilliant observationalist, you can find out someone’s turn-ons or pick out their weaknesses within seconds and reduce them to nothing with a few vicious remarks–it’s all up to you. Your sexual, adventurous and mischievous personality is addictive… and too often, corrupting.
Susan Finkelstein: “Aah, the crazy accuracy of Facebook quizzes!”
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October 27th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
For tickets, someone could’ve gotten a ride on The Cooch Train!!!
October 27th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
To all you Fink-haters out there — go easy. While she might not be a 10 or anything, if she actually acquired those WS tix, I would SOOOO do her in exchange for them.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
I would need World Series tickets AND dinner.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
That’s a phucking phan right there.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Susan Finklestein is hoping this will not disqualify me from winning the Mayor’s tickets.
October 27th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
either that’s a very flattering facebook pic or a very unflattering mugshot
October 28th, 2009 at 5:28 am
She pokes back!
http://twitpic.com/n8uof
October 28th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
She was on OPie and Anthony today….pretty good personality surprisingly….replay is starting now on xm202 sirius 197
October 29th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
She is still 100 times better looking than Steve Phillips 22 year old mistress…