I’d like to bring to your attention a couple clips from last night’s Phillies game:
First up – Phillies 2nd string colorman, Sarge Matthews, talks candidly about his “down there” grooming habits. It’s quite disturbing actually, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets reprimanded for such naughty-talk. On top of that – the visual they provide for his grooming discourse is borderline pornographic. But don’t worry, it’s completely SFW.
After that clip is Yuney Escobar fouling a Cole Hamels pitch off the ground and directly into his nuts. I imagine he’s wearing a cup, but it still takes him some time to walk it off and recover. With the increasing number of freak umpire injuries and nutshots happening this year, I feel they should all be documented. Enjoy.
Enjoy your July 4th everyone. I’m off to indulge in as much Bar-B-Q and Heineken as my stomach can handle.
Oh, and fuck the Mets.
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July 4th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Honestly, the NSFW for work version couldn’t be any worse than Tom McCarthy’s “Where’s the guy with Al Roker Head Sydrome” reports.
July 5th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Yunel Escobar could foul 100 pitches into his junk and it wouldn’t be enough. I cannot STAND that guy. Whiny, petulant, lazy in the field. I don’t know how Braves fans tolerate him. I find him insufferable.