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*deep breath* Hey, remember that guy who was ranked the #1 prospect in 2010 by Baseball America and got called up late July that same year only to rot on the bench for the latter part of the season and then hit .069 in nine games with his Dominican squad before cutting that season short to focus on Spring Training where he went 0-for-15 with a fractured hook of his right hamate bone which would require surgery and force him to miss 4-6 weeks? *exhale*

Yeah, well he’s BACK!

Everyone’s favorite prospect Domonic Brown began his extended Spring Training rehab assignment (which doesn’t count against his minor league rehab time, btw) last Friday going 2-for-3 in Clearwater. Ruben Amaro, Jr. was on record saying Dom should start his minor league rehab assignment in Lehigh Valley within a week-or-so, then I suppose it’s at least another three weeks before he’s even considered being called back up with the Phillies.

But in the mean time, Dom is fishing in his backyard in Clearwater with Phillies prospects Jiwan “The REAL King” James and Kyrell Hudson. Proof via the always entertaining Jiwan James twitter account (@Jiwan23):

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41 Responses to “DOM BROWN INJURY UPDATE!”

  1. bigmyc says:

    Somebody tell that kid to, “pull his fucking pants up.”

    Ah hell, I’ll do it.

    Kid, pull your fucking pants up!

  2. FanSince09 says:

    They may fix his hand but they’ll never fix his unfixable swing!

  3. Phylan says:

    What other 80 year old opinions do you want to bless us with bigmyc

  4. bigmyc 20 years from now says:

    Mehhhh!!! You kids get off my lawwwwn!

  5. bigmyc 35 years from now says:

    Well, I tried to tell yous.

  6. bigmyc 40 years from now says:

    Don’t look at me. I tried to help you out years ago. It’s too late for everything now.

    Congratulations and fuck off.

  7. Remember when that prick Marcus Hayes was giggling, laughing, and making light of Dom Brown’s injury after it happened? Something along the lines of “Oh… and where’s Dom Brown now?” with just the slightest sense of snideness.

    I really hope Dom finds his way back, and makes Marcus Hayes look even more like an irrelevant, misinformed douche nozzle.

  8. bigmyc from the grave says:

    Phylan, God told my that your wife is a tranny. Sucks, bud.

  9. Dom Brown needs to fix his cast! His hards are too high when he casts a line.

  10. Hoss is Boss says:

    This Phylan tard’s next creative thought will be his first.
    I thought the purpose of stopping this blog for a while was to lose this assjack?

  11. MarkM625 says:

    We agree too often Swift. I wanted to deck the fucker after he said that.

  12. @MarkM625 I would take supreme pleasure if someone would deck him. Dude’s the worst of the worst on DNL.

  13. Pukemon says:

    I’m gonna puke on that Marcus Hayes!!

  14. Phylan says:

    I stick cheese curls up my butt while watching Marcus on DNL.

  15. "Wheels" Wheeler says:

    Here’s a goofy little anecdote for yas. And man, I shouldn’t be letting this one outta the bag, lemme tell you. That Phylan character has been rocking around my cock for last two seasons. True story. What a goofball. Ya couldn’t make this stuff up.

  16. MarkM625 says:

    I regret not being more involved in the conversations here before. We are all so cruel. I love it.

  17. soundofphilly says:

    Cheese curls? Intriguing….

  18. @shawnjames says:

    I was wondering what happend to this guy. Good to see him still alvie

  19. @shawnjames says:

    alive* too

    You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.`

  20. Cheese Curl says:

    Ahhhhh! keep me away from that guy’s corn hole!

  21. Heidi Fleiss says:

    In my L.A. social circle, this Phylan guy is known to be able to suck start a Rolls Royce.

  22. Tom G says:

    Am I the only one worried he’s going to get his finger caught in the hook?

  23. Carl Weathers says:

    What’s funny is the photo of Brown and James, in that exact pose, in that exact location, trying to find the bead lost somewhere in Amandah’s fart box.

  24. Ben Francisco says:

    Tom G,


  25. loctastic says:

    oh, it’s a fish.

  26. Raul's Beard says:

    I thought belts were supposed to keep jeans above the buttocks, not below.

  27. yellowbird says:

    meech, thank god youre back

  28. DP says:

    Didn’t Vick go to jail for doing something similar to dogs? Dom looks like he’s torturing that poor fish. Where the hell is PETA?!

  29. Amandah says:

    Jiwan tells me my lap flounder tastes best.



  30. Lynniemac says:

    If your pants are actually UNDER your ass, why are you wearing pants at all?

  31. assgiles says:

    dom brown reminds me of marlo stanfield

  32. Kenny Junod says:

    once he get’s back to the show, Uncle C should platoon him with Rauuul. Rauul is cooked

  33. Kenny Junod says:

    The Big Truck reminds me of Adebisi from the old HBO show OZ

  34. Joe D says:

    Good to know that Phylan is still the worst.

  35. Domination Brown says:

    I prefer fried chicken but ill take fish!

  36. Cody Ross says:

    hey guys,

    i’m back from the DL. See Ya



  37. D. Whitmore says:


    now that thefightins is back we can hate each other again.

  38. D. Whitmore says:


    if you want, you can run with the wheeler schtick all year. My hatred of wheels is preventing me from even typing in wheeler this year.

    the gig is yours

  39. mike says:

    I watched Dom drop bombs in the minors with the Lakewood BlueClaws. Don’t hate he will get his chance to live up to that #1 prospect title he was given.

  40. Defenestrate Wheels says:

    Who wants a blackened catfish po’ boy?!

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