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May
28
2009
Dan Uggla and his magical balancing bat
Posted by meech.one at 1:28 pm ET 17 Comments

Take a gander at this Pulitzer Prize-worthy photography from architecture connoisseur and occasional contributor of The Fightins, beelove of PhillySkyline fame.  After fouling off a pitch against Phillies reliever Chad Durbin on Tuesday night, Dan Uggla’s bat practically defied the laws of physics as it stood straight on home plate waiting patiently for the slugging second baseman to return to the batter’s box.

Unfortunately, no video evidence of Uggla’s bat trick exist, as both the Phillies and Marlins feed focused on some little kid who got the foul ball instead of the phenomenal Weeble Wobblin’ bat trick.  So everyone thank beelove for capturing this incredible feat with that trusty digital camera of his.

The balancing act was actually eerily similar to Martin Prado’s wizardry from ‘07 against the Mets.

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17 Comments on “Dan Uggla and his magical balancing bat”

  1. Scott B Says:

    wait. so this is serious?

  2. meech.one Says:

    Is anything on this site ever not serious?

  3. Tug Haines Says:

    neato

  4. RU Says:

    I was at the game and Carlos stood the bat on the plate after the foul.

  5. meech.one Says:

    That could only mean one thing RU… CARLOS RUIZ IS A WITCH!

  6. Tug Haines Says:

    A WIIIIIIITCH!

  7. Here Come Da Judge Says:

    No wonder he magically had that ice cream cone in his hand after he threw out brett gardner on sunday….

  8. Chris Says:

    That’s the most impressive thing Uggla has done with a bat and it was an accident.

  9. Lynniemac Says:

    Pat the Bat used to stand his bat up all the time in the on deck circle (insert phallic joke here) while he was swinging the weighted one.

  10. Tug Haines Says:

    @Chris

    Not quite the *most* impressive thing, but it’s up there.

  11. beelove Says:

    world fuckin champion. yankee killer. witch.

    chooch.

  12. Jordan Says:

    wow, he’s so talented. except when it comes to playing defense in an all-star game.

  13. meech.one Says:

    Jordan, look on the bright side — if Uggla didn’t fuck up the All-Star game so bad, the WFC’s would’ve been celebrating their title at Tropicana Stadium. I can’t even picture that.

  14. Matt Dudas Says:

    weebles wobble but they dont fall down

  15. will.H Says:

    meech, it might have looked something like this,

    http://www.seeall30.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/trop3.jpg

  16. PhiPhan5648 Says:

    @will.H

    Wow… no one is at a RAYS game. Big Surprise. Remember last year, during the playoffs when all the bandwagoners were ringalinging their stupid fucking cowbells? Where’d they all go?

  17. will.H Says:

    phiphan, earlier this year i was comparing phils opening night tickets to the rays opening tickets. the cheapest phils tickets were standing room, approx 100-150. i found a rays ticket for 21 dollars first row outfield. i dont like taking digs at tampa cause i love clearwater, but their fans are somethin else. their stadium this year looks just like it did last year. not a very ‘ringing’ endorsement

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