Jun
25
2008
Cole Hamels wants you to enjoy a Dunkin’ Donuts Iced Coffee
Posted by meech.one at 8:59 pm ET
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As I made my customary pit stop at Dunkin’ Donuts this morning, I was greeted by a fully uniformed Cole Hamels wearing an awkward blank-red cap; practically begging me to take a sip of his Iced Coffee:
That’s an awfully nice gesture, Hollywood, but I’m more of a piping-hot medium black kinda guy.
I gotta say, I’m very impressed with the products the Phillies choose to co-sign with. Between this and the Chase Utley Wawa/Tastykake ads, I’m starting to think they’re signing endorsement deals based solely on my buying habits. I’m onto them already, but if Ryan Howard inks a deal with Taylor Ham, Pat Burrell stars in a Heineken commercial, or Shane Victorino becomes a pro-pot advocate — I’ll know something’s up.
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June 25th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
I don’t know why it is, but those blank caps or lack of logos on ads annoy the hell out of me.
June 25th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
What do you mean IF Victorino becomes a pro-pot advocate? You know he’s got to be a fan.
June 25th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Oh, that’s a given. You don’t stroll to the plate all season with “Buffalo Soldier” blaring from the speakers unless you’re puffing the ganj…
I’m jussayin, he doesn’t openly promote it.
June 26th, 2008 at 12:04 am
I’m just saying, he’s the “Flying Hawaiian.”
June 26th, 2008 at 1:40 am
Jesus. Looks like if we don’t buy one of those gross drinks, Cole is going to beat our asses, one person at a time.
I guess his fearsome countenance comes from having one of the nastiest change-ups in baseball-slash-regularly banging a chick who was in Playboy.
Whatever. Where do I line up for a disgustingly sweet iced coffee?
June 26th, 2008 at 10:06 am
or Shane Victorino becomes a pro-pot advocate
I mean, IF you smoked pot, of course. Which you would never do.
June 26th, 2008 at 10:21 am
If they find a way to tie in pro-pot advocacy with Tastykakes and Wawa, they will have nailed the oh-so-exclusive demographic known as “People Named ‘Chamomiles Davis.’”
June 27th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
I’m more of a piping-hot medium black kinda guy
That’s what she said.