Cole Hamels took a break from his busy schedule last week to experience the fantastic interview stylings of David Brown from Yahoo!’s Big League Stew.  For some reason, I forgot to link to it when it was published, so you’re getting it now.  It’s kind of fitting anyway, being that Big League Stew is run mostly by Cubs fans and tonight they get to feel the wrath of Cole in their home stadium.  I demand you go there yourself, but to whet your appetite, here’s a sampling:

Q: Has Cole Hamels ever smoked a whole pack of Camels?

CH: No. I think I smoked one cigarette in my life and I hated every minute of it. I’m glad I tried it, and I think it’s definitely something that’s not for me.

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Q: In the Vet they had a court and jail underneath the stadium for the rowdiest of fans; which one of your teammates would be most likely to be arrested for doing something bad at an Eagles game?

CH: Shane Victorino, especially if he doesn’t take his ADD medicine. He can’t be quiet. He’s disappeared for the moment, but if he were in this locker room, you’d hear him saying something.

And that ain’t all.  Hollywood talks Steve Carlton, Donovan McNabb, cheesesteaks, the constitution, and there’s even a cameo by Ryan Howard.

Seriously, go there.  It’s like the second-best Hamels interview I ever read.  (A smidgen behind this one conducted by some strapping young blogger from Philadelphia)

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