Oct
31
2009
Cole Hamels Encourages You To Fight Against Grenade Spam
Posted by meech.one at 10:44 am ET
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Cole Hamels is back to endorsing, folks. And this time, he’s in video game form for the first person shooter game, Call of Duty, where he films a PSA to fight against grenade spam. Cause as everyone knows, if there’s one thing Cole Hamels can’t stand, its FAGS (Fight Against Grenade Spam).
Check out the potty mouthed version of video game Cole:
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October 31st, 2009 at 10:53 am
I love it! He should worry less about endorsements and more about winning tonight. You feelin’ it tonight Meech?
October 31st, 2009 at 10:58 am
Fuck yeah, Shay. I’m thinking 7IP+, 1 ER from Cole tonight.
October 31st, 2009 at 11:05 am
ha, he said the Fuck word
October 31st, 2009 at 11:09 am
For real, if he can pull off some dominance tonight in what may be his last start of the year, I might even forget the utter averageness of the rest of this season.
October 31st, 2009 at 11:15 am
Hope you’re right meech! Given the shitty quality of his last few I can’t say I’m confident. But boy does this day/ game feel like game three last year. That one worked out nicely!
October 31st, 2009 at 11:47 am
I think for most sane people when I say, “what the fuck?”
October 31st, 2009 at 11:54 am
bahaha listended to that at least 10 times, what a stupid thing
October 31st, 2009 at 12:08 pm
this shit just made me re-love him.
October 31st, 2009 at 12:13 pm
i can check my emails, download music for the road, and more
October 31st, 2009 at 12:35 pm
is that actually cole
October 31st, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Look for me on the mound, and on Peanut Chews.
October 31st, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Saw this on HuffPost. Need a post about this, ASAP.
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/ex-alex-rodriguez-had-portraits-of-himself-as-a-centaur-over-his-bed-20093010
October 31st, 2009 at 1:05 pm
@Brian…
That article could set up many, many chants at the ballpark over the weekend….Let me start one…
Steroid Centaur……..clap clap clap clap clap…..
October 31st, 2009 at 1:12 pm
So is this game going to be played tonight? It’s supposed to rain all night.
October 31st, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Not cool to be blowing up Cole before game 3.
Go Phils !
October 31st, 2009 at 1:34 pm
@brian
omg ew
October 31st, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Arod has himself painted as a centaur? Hahahah
October 31st, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Did anyone else see the other link about A-Roid* converting to Buddhism for Kate Hudson? First off, she must be AS much of a wack job…and secondly A-Roid* should be wiped off the face of the earth.
October 31st, 2009 at 1:51 pm
I’m gonna be saying fuck if Cole doesn’t step up tonight.
October 31st, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Chase Utley should have been in that commercial.
October 31st, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Virtual Cole doesn’t even look like real Cole.
October 31st, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Centaur? WTF?
October 31st, 2009 at 2:32 pm
I love this blog.
October 31st, 2009 at 2:36 pm
What is with the timing of this post?
Has the whole world just gone mad?
October 31st, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I must say, I do like the weathered Phils cap. Nice touch.
Weird submit.
October 31st, 2009 at 3:02 pm
So according to Zolecki, cast members from the “hit show” Glee are singing the national anthem tonight. So actors/actresses from a show about a glee club are the best we could do? Fox is either forcing us to do this or the Phillies are doing this as a subtle joke against Cole for being such a woman this year.
October 31st, 2009 at 3:07 pm
I’d say fox had some say in that, no?
October 31st, 2009 at 3:26 pm
If Cole keeps pitching like he has been I’m going to be the one saying, “What the fuck?”
October 31st, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I have a mural of me painted like a mermaid hanging over my bed WHATS THE BIG DEAL????
seriously though. ew.
October 31st, 2009 at 4:00 pm
So the Yanks manage to pull in Jay-Z, and Philly pulls in the cast members from some phucking show called Glee that nobody watches. Way to go, Philadelphia!
October 31st, 2009 at 4:03 pm
So Cole Hamels has the flu, I can just hear it tomorrow…..”well, if Cole was healthy, we would have won”. The city of Philadelphia should thank Cole for his sudden and convenient sickness for he has now provided you with an excuse. Pigeons.
October 31st, 2009 at 4:11 pm
I hate Jay-Z and that phucking song Empire State of Mind. In NY, they play that shit non-stop. Every 5 minutes, it’s that song and Go Yanks! Stop it already! Lastly, FOX sucks. If it weren’t for MLB and NFL games, they’d be just like My Network TV.
October 31st, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Just looked up “centaur” on Google’s definition page, here’s what they have:
“Centaur may refer to one of the following ships: * AHS Centaur, an Australian hospital ship sunk in 1943″
and
“The centaurs are an unstable orbital class of minor planets named after the mythological race of centaurs. …”
He just painted the centaur above his bed to distract from his roid-shrunken weenie.
October 31st, 2009 at 4:14 pm
RR -
what kind of lameass hides behind a woman’s name to post on a sports blog?
You started out as Rachel Ray, what did you have a sex change? Do trannies play centaur too?
October 31st, 2009 at 4:15 pm
What the fuck is right
October 31st, 2009 at 4:24 pm
What are you people for Halloween? I put on my Utley AS Game jersey and slicked my hair back. That’s about all the effort I’m putting into a costume.
October 31st, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I’m rockin a Jeter jersey with a homemade CHEATER sign above his number and my halloween accessory is the giant syringe needle sticking outta my arm kind of like the one we christened bonds with when his ginormous head ballooned into Citizens Bank Park! GO PHILLIES! Hopefully i’ll run into some hardcore yankees fans who worship jeter and they will be really offended that their jeter could be brought up in steroid rumors! HAHAHAHA!
October 31st, 2009 at 5:09 pm
I’m gonna get my black taco on tonight!
October 31st, 2009 at 5:21 pm
I haven’t seen Rico Brogna in years. That’s back in the day.
October 31st, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Rico Brogna….as in the infamous Mets.com Message Board troll? It is an honor to have you here sir.
October 31st, 2009 at 5:31 pm
talkin to Rico?
October 31st, 2009 at 5:47 pm
the video isn’t working for me and it’s making me sad
October 31st, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Outlaw Pete..you just gave me a great last minute idear….
I’m putting my red, white and blue WFC winning lei from last year on and adding a Fightin’ Phils cap and going as Vicman.
October 31st, 2009 at 5:52 pm
..who, incidentally, is my pick for hero du jour for Halloween. He or Jay.
October 31st, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Live blog? Come on guys
October 31st, 2009 at 6:10 pm
RR, thanks for informing me on how I should respond, I’ll take it into consideration. Personally, there is no way I’m going to let Cole use sickness as an excuse for being sucky. He wasn’t sick when he blew it against the Rockies and he wasn’t sick either time he couldn’t even throw 6 innings against LA. If he doesn’t pitch well its because he hasn’t pitched well all year, not because his tummy hurts.
October 31st, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Also, where exactly were you reading that he has the flu in the first place?
October 31st, 2009 at 6:14 pm
RT @lesliegudel: Several Phillies players not feeling well, some with fevers some with colds. Supposedly same in Yankees clubhouse.
October 31st, 2009 at 6:15 pm
for Halloween, I dressed as myself.
October 31st, 2009 at 6:15 pm
the flu’s a bitch
October 31st, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Luis A. Rosado is like the Rorschach test: what you make of him says a great deal about you.
October 31st, 2009 at 6:39 pm
wow, seriously
October 31st, 2009 at 6:40 pm
ok, I got some haters
October 31st, 2009 at 6:41 pm
talkin’ about a person you don’t even know
October 31st, 2009 at 6:41 pm
hey why is someone pretending to be me?
October 31st, 2009 at 6:42 pm
ok, bye
October 31st, 2009 at 6:42 pm
live blog
October 31st, 2009 at 6:42 pm
I don’t think anyone can hate you if we don’t know who the heck you are.
October 31st, 2009 at 6:44 pm
jk, bro
October 31st, 2009 at 6:45 pm
I’m never gonna stop
October 31st, 2009 at 7:05 pm
I’M GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHH MAA GAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m freaking out. Officially freaking out. Holy shit.
If anyone else is gonna be there let me know, I’d love to meet some of my favorite phils fans.
October 31st, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Jealous of Gab
October 31st, 2009 at 7:08 pm
ToddZolecki Yankees taking BP. NeeKo’s Ill State of Mind is playing: http://bit.ly/vxquq
October 31st, 2009 at 7:14 pm
This is a great site
October 31st, 2009 at 7:16 pm
remember what happened the last time the live blog was not prepared ahead of time.
just sayin.
October 31st, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Damn, it’s friggen raining down at the game. Is this a good omen considering we won Game 3 last year after a rain delay?
October 31st, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Gonzo…honestly I would welcome a long night of rain, I’ll trade Pettitte having to come off if Cole has to as well.
Tarp going on the field…looks like a delayed start
October 31st, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Check out this awesome pumpkin carving done by a devoted Phils fan that Zolecki posted on his twitter…
http://tweetphoto.com/x7q1aqap
October 31st, 2009 at 7:28 pm
LIVE BLOG
Ok folks get ready to talk World Series Baseball! Click on my name and then click on “CLICK HERE.” Look forward to chatting with all of you!
October 31st, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Sorry outlaw pete i am not that Rico Brogna i’m the real rico brogna who loves the fightins! And yes Luis im bringin Rico back in the spotlight! Dont forget philly i drove in 100 plus at first base before we signed Thome and called up Big Brown.
October 31st, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Go Rico! I love Philadelphians! You guys can be hardasses sometimes! But I love that! Go Phils!
October 31st, 2009 at 8:03 pm
I played for the mets, phils, red sox and braves and my heart belongs to Philly! Best fans! Best food! Best place to play baseball! Go phillies!
October 31st, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Outlaw’s giving you a hard time Rico. What gives?
October 31st, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Luis, he has me confused with a fake RicoBrogna on another sight. THis Rico only goes to one site and thats the fightins.com!
October 31st, 2009 at 8:13 pm
ok
October 31st, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Rico! Youre from Massachusetts! Why doesnt your heart belong to the Red Sox?
October 31st, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Phil, i still coach high school football in CT and my walk off grand slam i hit while playin with the Sox ranks as one of my all time fav memories but until you have Philly fans cheerin ur name after belting two home runs in one game at memorable vetarans stadium then it just captures your heart and soul! Nothin against the sawks but Philly rules!
October 31st, 2009 at 8:39 pm
rain, rain go away
October 31st, 2009 at 8:42 pm
That cant be the real Rico. On his Wikipedia page it says that he is no longer a high school football coach and that he took a job as coach at Wesleyan.
October 31st, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Dont believe wikipedia. i put that on there so people would stop coming out to my practices
October 31st, 2009 at 11:01 pm
RICO IS A FRAUD! HOW WILL WE TELL THE CHILDREN?
October 31st, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Hamels sucked tonight. Poor guy.
October 31st, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Everybody hits! Lets go Fightins get these runs back bitches! dont worry the children will be fine as long as dlhunter keeps that secret to himself
October 31st, 2009 at 11:08 pm
4 and 2/3rd innings. That’s it. WTH!
October 31st, 2009 at 11:08 pm
I’m going to go see if I can get some random grenades on Cole. At this point, I believe it to be justifiable.
October 31st, 2009 at 11:09 pm
If we lose tonight, Joe Blanton might have to save the series. Oh Boy!
October 31st, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Cole + Fame = Mediocrity
October 31st, 2009 at 11:11 pm
It shouldnt be a surprise cuz thats what hamels has been all year. so lets score some fuckin runs off old ass pettite. fuck!
October 31st, 2009 at 11:12 pm
That’s what happens when you chant “you were on steroids” to A-Rod and Pettitte. Karma.
October 31st, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Ryan Howard’s what 2 for 10, 2 for 11. WTH!
October 31st, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Why the hell did they have the camera hanging over the fence? Notice its pulled back now. U never know it may have hit the fence.
October 31st, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Let’s go Yankees!!!! Nick Swisher is the best yo!
October 31st, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Damn Swisher!
October 31st, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Cole is a piece of dog shit. True story.
October 31st, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Karma for what? Yelling at 2 rich athletes who cheated their way to greatness? Yeah, ok, Philly deserves bad karma for that.
October 31st, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Werth
October 31st, 2009 at 11:25 pm
A-Rod does deserve the chants
October 31st, 2009 at 11:26 pm
The Chief’s got a point
October 31st, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Haha, you keep letting the bottom of the order beat you!!!!
October 31st, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Beardo time.
October 31st, 2009 at 11:32 pm
#4
October 31st, 2009 at 11:34 pm
so much for that
October 31st, 2009 at 11:37 pm
startin’ to rain
October 31st, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Phils pitching shit the bed tonight. Totally wasted the awesomeness of Werth.
October 31st, 2009 at 11:50 pm
the Yankee bullpen can be had
November 1st, 2009 at 12:07 am
Jesus Christ.
November 1st, 2009 at 12:09 am
This sucks!
November 1st, 2009 at 12:43 am
u take a 3-0 lead and end up losing thats horrible. typical phillies. they’ll win the next two but god dammit i wanted them to win this one.
November 1st, 2009 at 12:44 am
Fuck Cole Hamels! Faggot ass, pussy ass motherfucker! This asshole has been channeling Adam Eaton in the playoffs. Die slow, motherfucker!
November 1st, 2009 at 12:47 am
put hamels in bullpen and start happ
November 1st, 2009 at 9:53 am
But still, what’s with the timing of this video piece?
Hamels. Blowin’ up. Whuh?
November 1st, 2009 at 3:45 pm
I mean, really.
Why, Meech? Why?
November 2nd, 2009 at 11:20 am