Cole Hamels and his lovely wife Heidi — argubly the only “stars” in the building — appeared in the audience of the results show during last night’s episode of Dancing With The Stars. If you recall, #10 on Cole’s “Top 10 Things That Went Through Cole Hamels’ Mind After Winning The World Series” from his Letterman visit was “Maybe I’ll get to be on Dancing With The Stars.” Have a look:

Now here is Cole, Heidi, and some over-exuberant lady with a wide clap and a screw-face after Lionel Richie performed “Dancing on the Ceiling.” For some odd reason, DWTS hosts Tom Bergeron and Samantha Harris didn’t even acknowledge the World Series MVP and his Survivor-alumni wife’s existence. Ignorant fucks!

(I’m way too gangsta too watch that show, but meech.sister isn’t — so thanks to her for the tip)
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I’d screw her face…
WITH MY PENIS!!
God, even I know the ‘screw-face’ is actress Marlee Matlin. She’s also deaf and way more talented than this blog’s author.
How did you get this gig?
philcali: See also: satire.
Or perhaps meech just needs to see “Children of a Lesser God.”
Probably the satire, though.
Just because you’re deaf, doesn’t mean you can’t clap.
Meech is way more talented when it comes to clapping.
Hamels wife got naked for peanut butter and oreos, she’s good in my book.
If Helen Keller was still alive she’d be blogging up a storm.
/what?
Awwww man. I swear to Christ I had no idea who she was or that she was deaf.
She’s actually pretty lucky, Lionel sounded like shit.
And to answer your question, philcali, I just registered the name http://www.TheFightins.com and started posting screencaps. But you gotta admit, she’s got that look on her face like “Yeah bitch — that dance was tight!”
This is just part of the newest internet craze: Deaf Chicks and Gang Signs
Marlee Matlin loves her $5 footlongs.