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Nov
06
2008
Cole Hamels Appears On Dancing With The Stars, Doesn’t Dance
Posted by meech.one at 6:58 pm ET 9 Comments

Cole Hamels and his lovely wife Heidi — argubly the only “stars” in the building — appeared in the audience of the results show during last night’s episode of Dancing With The Stars.  If you recall, #10 on Cole’s “Top 10 Things That Went Through Cole Hamels’ Mind After Winning The World Series” from his Letterman visit was “Maybe I’ll get to be on Dancing With The Stars.”  Have a look:

Now here is Cole, Heidi, and some over-exuberant lady with a wide clap and a screw-face after Lionel Richie performed “Dancing on the Ceiling.”  For some odd reason, DWTS hosts Tom Bergeron and Samantha Harris didn’t even acknowledge the World Series MVP and his Survivor-alumni wife’s existence.  Ignorant fucks!


(I’m way too gangsta too watch that show, but meech.sister isn’t — so thanks to her for the tip)

9 Responses to “Cole Hamels Appears On Dancing With The Stars, Doesn’t Dance”

  1. I’d screw her face…

    WITH MY PENIS!!

  2. philcali says:

    God, even I know the ‘screw-face’ is actress Marlee Matlin. She’s also deaf and way more talented than this blog’s author.

    How did you get this gig?

  3. Tim says:

    philcali: See also: satire.

    Or perhaps meech just needs to see “Children of a Lesser God.”

    Probably the satire, though.

  4. Just because you’re deaf, doesn’t mean you can’t clap.
    Meech is way more talented when it comes to clapping.

  5. The Juggernaut says:

    Hamels wife got naked for peanut butter and oreos, she’s good in my book.

  6. The Phunyun says:

    If Helen Keller was still alive she’d be blogging up a storm.

    /what?

  7. meech.one says:

    Awwww man. I swear to Christ I had no idea who she was or that she was deaf.

    She’s actually pretty lucky, Lionel sounded like shit.

    And to answer your question, philcali, I just registered the name http://www.TheFightins.com and started posting screencaps. But you gotta admit, she’s got that look on her face like “Yeah bitch — that dance was tight!”

  8. The Phunyun says:

    This is just part of the newest internet craze: Deaf Chicks and Gang Signs

  9. ill says:

    Marlee Matlin loves her $5 footlongs.

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