Comments on: Chase Utley Leads The NL In All-Star Voting

By: How do you spell retard?

How do you spell retard? — Thu, 29 May 2008 23:33:06 +0000

I already cast my three online ballots.
NL: All Phillies with Costey as the write-in.
AL: All Luciferian Rays

By: Matt P

Matt P — Thu, 29 May 2008 14:13:48 +0000

That’s a shitload of drunk Yanks fans screwing up while trying to vote for Hideki Matsui. More than usual even. Uggla’s gotta be pissed.

By: Clare

Clare — Thu, 29 May 2008 13:42:08 +0000

When it comes to the second baseman vote… it looks like the competition will be Chaseing Utley. (Get it? I used his name to make it seem like I was using the verb chase. But it was really just a clever play on words.)

Step aside, Shakespeare, there’s a new wordsmith in town.

By: Chamomiles Davis

Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 29 May 2008 03:15:50 +0000

Tonight I was in the unusual — not to mention unpleasant — position of having to root for the Mets. Just as I was ready to curse them out for not even winning when I wanted them to, they scored two runs in the bottom of the 12th to beat the Marlins.

Thanks for the help, New York! You may now resume losing.