Comments on: Carlos Ruiz is the .gif that keeps on giving

By: Dutch

Dutch — Wed, 27 May 2009 15:59:10 +0000

No shit, this theory is actually based in fact. As my poor beleaguered girlfriend can tell you, everytime you call Chooch “Carlita” or the Pussy from Panama he gets a hit. If it’s a real clutch situation then I recommend breaking out the big guns…tell him you wish Amaro would trade him for Bo Diaz post-satellite dish. That worked in the WS.

By: will.H

will.H — Wed, 27 May 2009 15:28:22 +0000

the ice cream gif made me laugh, thats amazing.

i love his brett hart shades

By: Mr. Bryan

Mr. Bryan — Wed, 27 May 2009 14:05:11 +0000

I love Chooch!

By: Eminencegirl

Eminencegirl — Wed, 27 May 2009 12:43:10 +0000

Meech, the only reason the guy has been any good is because of your scathing criticism. Truly. Last year I used to curse him. RUIZ YOU SUCK! etc, etc…at the top of my lungs in the ball park. People would look at me like I was evil. Then he would actually do something and I would have to explain to them that it was necessary for me to heckle him, because every time I did, he would actually catch fire. Looks like its still true today.

I was saying Boooo-iz. (last year’s carlos ruiz inside joke)

By: RSR

RSR — Wed, 27 May 2009 12:09:48 +0000

I want to see that as a tee shirt worn during warmups!

By: maria

maria — Wed, 27 May 2009 11:26:12 +0000

My favorite Panamanian.

By: mike

mike — Wed, 27 May 2009 10:36:52 +0000

my friend had a great line after seeing ruiz double, homer, and steal a bag against the yanks friday: “we’ve replaced carlos ruiz with a real baseball player…let’s see if anyone notices”

By: How do you spell retard?

How do you spell retard? — Wed, 27 May 2009 04:17:13 +0000

Tug Haines: Honorary Rogue Fightins’ Staffer

By: Tug Haines

Tug Haines — Wed, 27 May 2009 04:08:13 +0000

wanna lick? Syke!

By: dlhunter

dlhunter — Wed, 27 May 2009 03:59:20 +0000

Cholly knew that there was one way to make underachieving Panamanians live up to their potential: Ice Cream.