Comments on: Brett Myers is an IronPig

By: Henry dunkwu

Henry dunkwu — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:39:05 +0000

I don’t know what other people think, but watching the newcasts tonight and seeing Brett pitch in the throwback style uniforms made him look very imposing. Brett is a huge guy, and with the old style baseball pants just below the knee, showing off the socks, Brett looks like a giant. I think he should always where his pants like tonight and give himself the advantage of size that Randy Johnson has always used throughout his career.

By: Chamomiles Davis

Chamomiles Davis — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:42:53 +0000

ESS: Close your danged HTML tags, dang it!

teh_joe: I can already imagine the Daily News headline after his first victory:

“YOU’VE BEEN SWINDLED.”

By: EggsSausageAndSpam

EggsSausageAndSpam — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:33:09 +0000

“Three more than his closet competition, Paul Byrd.”

I’d make some kind of joke about the closet, but given the events of this weekend, I wouldn’t want to be suspended.

By: teh_joe

teh_joe — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:25:38 +0000

R.J. Swindle has been called up

http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080702&content_id=3047045&vkey=news_phi&fext=.jsp&c_id=phi

By: Phils Phan

Phils Phan — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:14:29 +0000

I wonder who would prevail in a Brett Myers-Anna Benson fight. I think Brett would get a few good jabs in, but Anna ultimately would light Myers on fire.

By: PSMike

PSMike — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:00:37 +0000

And the jokes keep Happ-ening….

By: Chamomiles Davis

Chamomiles Davis — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:26:43 +0000

Are we about to witness the dawn of the Happ-sburg Empire?

/Sorry, everyone

By: James Beale

James Beale — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:23:37 +0000

let the Shawn Chacon rumors begin

By: How do you spell retard?

How do you spell retard? — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:58:43 +0000

Good thing Pat didn’t catch him while he was eating. He’d be shitting Hawaiin(Hawai’in?) shirts for a week.

By: Robert

Robert — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:40:15 +0000

I would think that he would take that assignment. That way he still gets paid his money. If he goes out on the market he doesn’t get paid nearly as much he would even in AAA. And we can’t trade him either. So Brett, get your shit together… We would actually be okay with you hamming it up in AAA and posting huge numbers.