The incomparable ‘Duk over at Yahoo!’s Big League Stew (pronounced ‘Duck’ as in Howard The and not ‘Duke’ as in of Earl) has been running a series of fan-aided reviews for each Major League ballpark. The 4th stadium picked to be judged (but #1 in our hearts) was the georgeous Citizens Bank Park, home of your Fightin’ Phils.
One of the guest-reviewers was Yours Truly, and I’d like to think I dropped some knowledge on fools, yo.
Watch how cool this is as I fulfill one of my lifelong dreams of putting one of my own quotes from someone else’s article into blockquotes on my own site. Trippy, maan:
“If you’re in the mood for a snack, try the Pennsylvania Dutch Funnel Cake next to Tony Luke’s tucked inside Ashburn Alley. When you take it back to your seat, look for a fan of the opposing team in the row in front of you and blow the powdered sugar all over his or her back. I guarantee it’ll still be there in the 9th inning.” – me
And there’s more where that came from! Go read it, and feel free to leave a comment at BLS complimenting my genius recommendations.
BLS Big Ballpark Review: Philadelphia’s Citizens Bank Ballpark | Big League Stew
After the jump, more video of the Pink Ape Man. This time, he’s dancing on the dugout with the Phillie Phanatic to Naughty By Nature’s newest jam, “Hip Hop Hooray.” Camerawork by Michael J. Fox…
Also originally posted by ‘Duk:
ModernTube: Philly’s Pink Ape Mania rages on | Big League Stew
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June 18th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Genius.
And how about that guy even mentioning the Ocean City Boardwalk in Maryland? I’ve been to that boardwalk, and it’s a total shithole. The boards are ground high, there’s nothing there except a gay Ripley’s museum, and their tram car is a Jeep pulling trailers.
Wildwood Boardwalk totally pwns Ocean City, Maryland. It’s like comparing Chyna’s pussy to Adriana Lima’s.
June 18th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Well done, partner in crime!
June 18th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
By “Chyna’s pussy” I assume you mean “Chyna’s dick”
/vomits