According to his newest YouTube video, Batting Stance Guy recently caught up with perennial MVP candidate Ryan Howard in what looks to be either a message area or a meth lab to show the slugger what the Stance Guy is all about. Besides booze and chicks, that is.
Dance, stance boy, DANCE!
You got to hand it to him, this Batting Stance fella has some kind of racket going on over there. Most people with a borderline useless skill like this usually wind up entertaining bar-b-que guests in the summer, not performing for the superstar athletes whose stance they are mimicking.
As a matter of fact, from here on out I want to be known as “Pitching Delivery Guy” and recreate the windup and pitching motion of every MLB pitcher. Who do you wanna see? Sid Fernandez?! I know that one. Mark Fidrych? I got that shit down pat. Andy Pettitte?! I’LL EVEN THROW IN THE BALK MOVE!
Then, Batting Stance Guy and I will sell out venues across the country as I fake throw to him as a famous pitcher and he fake hits off of me while pretending to be a famous batter.
What do you say, Stance Guy, we got a deal?
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January 23rd, 2009 at 8:57 am
Spelling Nazi! change better to batter. Mmmmkay thanks.
First.
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:59 am
Also change Petitte to Pettitte. But then get working on becoming Pitching Delivery Guy. I’d love to see someone besides Pettitte pull off his pick-off move–it’s still the best in baseball.
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:12 am
Burn in hell, the both of you.
I can spell however I want!
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:20 am
Word!
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:29 am
I’m talking boy-band ass coming at you if you can pull this off. Poon being flung at you from every angle.
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:35 am
if you got batting stance and pitching windup guy, can i be catcher form guy? A three-man show always works better than two.
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Can I be Skipper Arguing a Call guy? If that’s taken, how about Utility Player guy or Hot Ball Girl guy? The latter would be for Blue Venues…
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:18 pm
The batting stancce guy is awesome. He’s right on, and even has the facial expressions down. He was on MLB Network. He imitiated Mitch Williams pitching, fluffin the mullet.
http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?mid=200901163748182
meech, you’d make an excellent pitching delivery.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Aww meech, we still love you, spelling issues notwithstanding. Now get going and become Pitching Delivery Guy.
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:09 pm
The batting stance guy does have some borderline skill. You know who has no skill in that video? Whoever’s working that goddamn camera!
January 25th, 2009 at 12:01 am
Can I be Base Stealing Guy?