Jun
06
2010
Anybody wanna see a little kid drinking beer at Citizens Bank Park?
Posted by meech.one at 10:57 pm ET
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Ladies and gentlemen, a future battery-throwing vomiteur. From today’s broadcast:
Gotta start ‘em young, right? I just hope his Dad is driving.
UPDATE: It happened TWICE! The kid is a cot damn drunk!
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As soon as I saw that, I knew I could come here and you guys would have it!!!!!111
/Fightins commenter’d
THIRST INNING MUTHAFUCKAAAA!!!!!!
That’s no kid, that’s Kendrick.
Hahahahahahahahahaha
TODLARS arre fuckin HARDEST CORE SOMETIME
Once upon a time, that used to be me. Only it was Bud in a can, and it was my grandmother’s. True story.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Me and that kid are going out to Trolley Square next weekend.
That’s a lot of backwashin’ right there. Someone give that kid a few pointers.
Whatever, it’s Miller Light. I was tasting my MomMom’s highball when I was his age.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highball
My other grandmother drank highballs all the time. I didn’t think anyone else knew what they were.
Eh, it’s only Miller Lite…Gotta stay hydrated!
It’s empty, but this is still hilarious. As for it being empty, you can tell by looking at the middle of the bottle closely, no liquid moving around inside.
I think That Guy met this kid outside a pub on the 4th of July. I could be mistaken.
What time of the game was this? If it was when Werth was at the plate at any point then really you can’t blame the kid or his parents. I think I would rather my kid drink beer then have to watch Werth bat right now. Less emotional scarring in the long run.
I always figured Tyler Walker would drink more manly beers than that Miller Light.
kids love the new vortex bottle.
So many wonderful things have already happpened inside that park of ours this year…
Too bad most of them are off the field…. well, except for the tazer.
Is that Tyler Walker?
Probably the biggest red flag in this video: his father is holding a cotton candy. Can anyone say “faggot”?
@Walklett Your probably some 30 something year old retard that is still living at his Moms house and sipping on her nipple instead of her high ball!
Pretty funny! I’m sure it was an honest mistake – the kid probably saw daddy drinking it and picked it up and dad was paying attention to the game. I saw a 2 year old down 2-3 jello shots before anyone noticed once – a little different, but worse if you think about it.
Hey, thanks Meech!
Hey! That’s my weed dealer!
Mistake my ass… there’s a different video of him drinking from the bottle again (not the same angle)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTvCuF8WfbI
@ Phillysucks Why are you cyber-stalking me? I have a pretty good idea who you are, Jeremy, and it’s seriously creepy.
I got “hot toddies” when I was little and had a sore throat: tea w/scotch (those came from the Scots/Irish side). The Italian side gave me & my brother wine. We’ve never vomited on anyone. Wait. I can’t speak for my brother – BUT I HAVEN’T.
You things are getting rough for the team when the resident 3 year old in the ballpark is tipping back mid-game.
It’s not a big deal. My Nanny would give me creme de menthe and club soda when I got pouty, and I turned out well.
He later cockblocked me at McFaddens when he bought a SoCo and lime for the chick I was talking to.
It was only bud light. He didnt want to fill up on water, so he went with something lighter.
Oh. Thanks James. I thought it was the calories. Everyone is watching their weight these days.
Pretty clear the bottle’s empty. Sheesh.
In today’s episode, Cap’t Killjoy will be played by Tony.
My bad. I thought it was played by Major League Baseball.
Videos no longer available due to copyright claim. MLB’s copyright restrictions can be so maddening.
congrats guys – a link to this made it on si’s hotclicks today. well done!
also making today’s hotclicks is a story from the ny post stating that ryan howard is dating selita ebanks. she has pretty eyes.
Ah, I see the MLB Nazis claimed copyright infringement.
Selig sucking every bit of joy out of the game that he possibly can.
The MLB restrictions: Sat. I looked everywhere for the game. I don’t have a computer at home so I ck’d MLBN around 7:50 to see the ticker at the bottom of the screen. Imagine my shock when the Phillies game itself was on the main station. No warning, no info but there it was. I had missed 45min (even though the remote guide still said another game was on – not the Phillies). However, NO Phillies game at all on Sun, no matter how hard I looked. I pay $199 extra over 4 mo to be tortured. Clearly NYC is not the local Phila area & I don’t get local stations that show Phillies games. They charge me more for the privilege of seeing them & then black me out of 1 – 3 games.
He’s thinking, SUCK IT, E-Trade baby.
I also love how NO ONE sitting near them even bats an eye at this kid with a beer bottle. Even if it was empty or had just water in. Gotta love Philly peeps.
@chris:
Big deal! Amandah and I will be giving handjobs and selling soft preztels before the games on Wednesday. I ain’t even jealous, Selita!
was it shown during da “thirst” inning?
MLB Advanced Media wins way too much.
Just googled Selita. No wonder Howard isn’t hitting. He’s exhausted. And if he isn’t, he’s gay.
http://deadspin.com/5557185/and-heres-a-little-kid-drinking-beer-at-a-baseball-game
There’s a video of it here
Top story on nbc10 right now. Another fine plug for thefightins!
That lil nigga had nice form on the tilt back
Rhyno knows that Selita isn’t white, right?
How do we know this kid doesn’t have Gary Coleman disease and is really 35?
This team is so bad right now that its even driving toddlers to drink.
When did they start letting people bring glass bottles to baseball games?
Belt back a few and you’ve got ready-made missiles to fire at the first base umpire.
http://www.delcotimes.com/articles/2010/06/08/sports/doc4c0db1a33201f566933765.txt
nice little citation there
i think that kid’s charlie manuel’s great grandson.
Well, if it’s recognition you wanted for your find, of course you get it on this not-so-bright spot – http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/07/kid-drinks-beer-at-philli_n_603014.html
Please repost at atlflix.com – you can still embed, and it won’t be removed without a fight.