Hey, when you can’t really make fun of his pitching anymore…
Via fashion maven Paul Lukas, we learn Adam Eaton was pitching yesterday with his top button fastened into his second buttonhole. An absolute no-no in the style-conscious age of Uni Watch.
Cojo would SO not approve:
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Cojo gives me the heebie-jeebies.
For all I care, if he can stay below 3ER per 7IP, he can have the end of his belt through his fly.
Classic…gotta love it.
Amen to Phils Phan, for all I care, Eaton could walk out there in a wife beater, and boxers, just keep pitching the ball well. It’s the only thing I ask of him
Adam Eaton has a pregame speech that he gives to himself aloud before every game he pitches while standing at his locker……
“I AM TAUGHT IT”
“I AM WE TAUGHT IT”
“I AM SOFA KING WE TAUGHT IT”
…..then he gets dressed.