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A Guide To Your 2009 Phillies’ Facial Hair

Posted by meech.one at 2:33 pm ET 31 Comments

Hey – you guys wanna see the coolest fucking print of the year?

Genius, right? I think if you’re only gonna buy one piece of artwork this year, this best be it. And believe me, this ain’t no, “Hey! I’ll send you a free print if you plug it on your shitty web site!”-type deal. I bought this with my hard-earned five bucks. I suggest you do the same… BEFORE THEY’RE ALL GONE.

Purchase your very own ‘2009 Phillies’ Facial Hair Guide’ 11 x 14 print for just $5.00 (+$2.00 s/h) at Etsy.

CLICK HERE TO BUY

Oh, and I wouldn’t recommend defacing the print — that would go against the artist’s original vision — but I wouldn’t blame you if you took a black Sharpie and put a mole on Lidge’s face. You have no idea how much restraint it took me not to do it.

31 Comments on “A Guide To Your 2009 Phillies’ Facial Hair”

GTO Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
haha
GTO Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
you can just save the image and print it yourself
meech.one Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I SUPPOSE YOU DOWNLOAD ILLEGAL MUSIC AS WELL!

Seriously doe, it’s only $7, support the artists.
PhiPhan5648 Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
That’s fucking great! Much Props to the guy who made this. Much Props.
bikewobble Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
print more gaddamit!
MP Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
This isn’t a facial hair issue, but has anyone else noticed Greg Dobbs shaved all of his hair off and looks completely ridiculous with a bald head
gm-carson Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
well, if i can’t get it for free by plugging it on my shitty little site, then i’m not bothering with it.
Clare Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
GODDAMN SLOW ASS RSS FEED THEY’RE ALL SOLD OUT NOW I HATE YOU ALL!!!

*fumes*
meech.one Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
They aren’t sold out, check back later.

By the way, those would make FANTASTIC avatars.
MaxL Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
What the hell? Where’s Victorino?
Rudy Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
This is pretty awesome, but some were forgotten: Bastardo’s got a little goat, as well as J.C., Taschner has a goatee, and Shane’s got some chin hair too. Rauuuuul has the same facial hair as Howie Mandel.
Brandon Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I think i’d rather have it on a shirt than on my wall, but that is still pretty sweet.

And does anyone have a picture of Dobbs bald?
Eminencegirl Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Sold Out. Sonofabitch.
Capt Murdock Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Sorry but its back hair or nothing for me.
Tug Haines Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Fuck bro, sold out.
me Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
hey all,
im the guy what did the print. im restocking the etsy store one sale at a time so check back often. if you want multiple prints email me! malachy.egan@gmail.com
cheers,
m.e.

@rudy: i didnt include some (like victorino and taschner) b/c when they started the season they were facially bald. as for bastardo, he was called up after i’d already completed the drawings.

@ brandon: if there’s enough interest i’ll def. consider printing some shirts up.
GTO Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
@ meech — I was joking. It was a play on topical news.

I will buy one and definitely buy a t-shirt
Jordan Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
i’d buy a shirt too
CarlosBeltransexual Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
I suggest adding JC’s finely-manicured eyebrows.
Gonzo Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
oh no. Gary Papa died today.
Watrick Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Yeah, worst news since Harry’s passing. The happy sports reporter lost his battle to cancer. That dude was awesome, since he never had a silly catch phrase, or gimmick. He told the news, with a sincere smile when allowed, and a straight face when the news called for soemthing more somber. Punch in the gut, again.
Eminencegirl Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Thanks for writing me back m.e.! Every time you put one up some schmuck buys it before I get the chance. I’ll email you sometime this weekend.
me Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
hey all,
just replenished my shop again. keep checking back!
thanks!
m.e.
jamz Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
SHIRT PLEASE??
Frank Rizzo Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
hey no Myers either? i know he’s hurt but how quickly we forget…his was pretty distinctive too.
me Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
@ rizzo: myers actually started the season clean shaven. perhaps his injury was due to imbalance caused by lack of facial hair.
Frank Rizzo Says:
June 20th, 2009 at 12:20 am
ok my bad. i checked a picture of him on espn.com and he had the goatee. I officially withdraw my complaint.
All Things Bacon Says:
June 20th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
As long as we’re making requests, I want to see the Phanatic on here, too.
This would make darn nice t-shirt.
By the way, congratulations to Jason Werth for being the first man on earth to have hair anyone would label as “landing strip”. You don’t believe me? Google it. Just don’t do it at work.
Diddy Says:
June 21st, 2009 at 2:13 pm
If you contact the seller I’m sure he’d put another one up. I asked yesterday and he had put one up this morning.
beelove Says:
June 22nd, 2009 at 3:04 pm
HONORARY PHILLIE FACIAL HAIR:
http://phillyskyline.com/misc/patgoatee.jpg

(as first noticed on the level)
Andrew Says:
June 24th, 2009 at 2:43 am
I wish Bruntlett would accidentally cut his neck while shaving and have to go on the 194 day DL.