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Apr
09
2010
The Phils Talk Food, Signature Hot Dog Crowned
Posted by fuckthemets at 11:15 pm ET 17 Comments

As the home opener slowly comes forth upon our waiting souls, the Phillies and ARAMARKĀ© decided to ask the members and manager of the Fightins (sadly, not us) about their favorite concessions at the ballpark.

Shane Victorino was first to be interrogated, and he made a fine choice.

“I have to give it to The Bull,” center fielder Shane Victorino said of the popular pulled pork sandwich found at Bull’s BBQ, named after former Phillies slugger Greg “The Bull” Luzinski. “That stuff is good.”

But don’t fret, Tony Luke’s and Campo’s junkies: He had good things to say about Tony’s chicken cheesesteak (delicious), and Campo’s ‘Heater’, which he apparently had trouble to eat without dying or speaking Spanish

“This thing is en fuego,” Victorino said.

Mr. Manuel agreed with the Hawaiian, and went on to put his thoughts on food the way you would expect him to:

“The ribs they have at Bull’s are good, and I eat at Tony Luke’s quite a bit,” Manuel said. “Really, what don’t I like?”

I doubt anything except for those dry, crunchless embarrassments known as Chicken Fingers. Even the sauce sucks. But Placido Polanco’s forehead went that and did his cold food thang:

…Polanco singled out Planet Hoagie as his favorite Ashburn Alley option, choosing the turkey, lettuce and Swiss cheese hoagie for its healthy appeal.

Now that is how you stay in shape, people. It’s also how you have a bad taste in food, so be careful. And of course, as we all know, Crabfries are the best food at the Bank. That, and hopefully after this year, our new signature hot dog:

Philly Insider Michael Klein scooped The South Philly’s victory Thursday morning, garnering 46% of the vote. It blew away the pretzel-rolled Summer Hot Dog (32%), and the apparently unaffected-by-my-push Olde Philadelphia dog (22%).

The South’s an all beef with broccoli rabe, spicy roasted peppers, and sharp provie on an Italian roll. The more I think about it, the more it sounds delicious. What’s not delicious: it’ll run ya $5.75. Needless to say, it might be a second choice (along with everything else) on Dollar Dog Nights.

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17 Responses to “The Phils Talk Food, Signature Hot Dog Crowned”

  1. maria says:

    I wonder how many more times the “Polanco’s a Pussy” tag will be used.

  2. The First John says:

    game recap? wtf the game is over, how long does it take to write it? god dammit

    /asshole’d

  3. BD says:

    charlies opinion gives me another reason to openly profess my love of him to my family and strangers

  4. The First John says:

    oh and im definitely likin this Jose Contrares guy

    prolly spelled his last name wrong but w/e

  5. maxL says:

    Oh goddamnit I am hungry now.

  6. Coldcolt45 says:

    schmitter…no contest. best sandwich to play 3rd base ever

  7. SJU BABY!!! says:

    SJU BABY!!!

  8. Rudy says:

    Good thing Pat’s gone…they would’ve asked him what he likes to eat and he would have just said, “Pussy” with a straight face…

  9. joe wade says:

    i’m surprised polanco can run ’round the bases so fast with that huge ass head of his

  10. Griswold says:

    I thought Cholly only at nurtisystem stuff, haha

  11. Watrick says:

    Maybe Polanco’s giant head helps propel him farther along, and his body is just trying to keep up so he doesn’t fall on his face.

  12. Mike says:

    someone mangled a few sentences.

  13. 85 says:

    And of course, as we all know, Crabfries are the best food at the Bank.

    The Crabfries are fantastic, no doubt, but being in Pittsburgh like I am, I would kill a drifter for a Schmitter.

  14. Fred says:

    The South Philly dog was actually pretty gross. the rabe and provolone just didn’t work well with the hot dog. I can only imagine that the online voting carried it because of the south philly/rabe/prov tradition.

    I was leaning towards the Olde Philly dog before I actually tasted them, then was surprised by the Summer Dog. Dammit.

  15. Kyle says:

    wheres the love for the schitter? that thing needs more respect

  16. Kyle says:

    schmitter that is

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