As most of the Phillies battery crew prepares for Spring Training in just 9 motherfucking days, noted UFC superfan Shane Victorino (whom only loves it so because of the league’s acronic-resemblance to ‘WFC’) attended UFC 109 in Las Vegas yesterday. The big story from the fight was Tito Ortiz ‘lipping off’ Mark Coleman, whose ass was just handed to him by Randy Couture. Coleman then said “F— you too, Tito. Any f—ing time. Anytime, douchebag.” This was preceded by nobody giving a shit. And yes, if you’re wondering, all Shane-like UFC fans look like douches (that’s Chuck with the Fasano in the front). Shane memorizing every single little movement Chuck Liddell makes:

Pic, along with “Just spotted Shane Victorino sitting behind Chuck Liddell at tonights UFC fight. I’m sure he’s being a dick to absolutely everyone in there while marketing his new t-shirt line”, via the watchful eye of Fightins commenter Adam Eaton…or was it Adam Eaton? He has the time.
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February 8th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
who does that dude always look fuckin high?!
February 8th, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Victorino-Bomb’d
February 8th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
When did Chuck Lidell start dating Jewel?
February 8th, 2010 at 7:33 pm
vic looks like he’s trying to stare a hole through space and time itself.
February 8th, 2010 at 9:15 pm
“Chuck! Chuck! Here take my Mai Tai! I promise its not roofied! PLEEASSE!” **Beady eyes Beady eyes**
February 8th, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Shane is clearly a student of the Darren Daulton school of thought: When focusing hard enough, you too can TRAVEL THROUGH TIME!
February 8th, 2010 at 10:56 pm
SJU BABY!!!
February 9th, 2010 at 7:43 am
@World Forking Champions ‘11 That’s kinda how I felt after I looked at the picture a little longer…
February 9th, 2010 at 9:06 am
1. Starting to see a little too much off season Vic. He better not get off to a slow start or pull a 2009 Cole Hamles because he’s gonna hear it.
2. Vic looks like he’s planning a robbery on Chuck’s girls ala The Situation. Note to Vic, not a good idea.
February 9th, 2010 at 9:07 am
“Hamels”
February 9th, 2010 at 6:37 pm
“Your philosophies on art, Baroque moved you
You loved Mozart and you’d speak of your loved ones
As I clumsily strummed my guitar.”
February 9th, 2010 at 11:18 pm
@I want to go to the zoo with Roy Halladay
I love your blog
February 10th, 2010 at 10:37 pm
mr. fuck the mets,
thank you! i dislike the mets, also.